Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-03-19 at 5:26 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock don't try denying it. prison is prison no matter what continent it's on.

   
   no mate, you don't want to be a poof in british jail.
2. 2017-03-19 at 4:58 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   we're not americans, we don't go on like that over here.
3. 2017-03-19 at 4:54 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   Originally posted by greenplastic umm no dude u have no idea how oppressed i am
   
   how would you feel if u couldn't do drugs and have sex CONSTANTLY. if u had to go ONE WHOLE DAY WITHOUT listening to any music or drugs.

   
   i just spent two year in jail pal.
4. 2017-03-19 at 4:29 PM UTC in top 3 favorite comedy movies
   

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   also 4 lions
5. 2017-03-19 at 4:29 PM UTC in top 3 favorite comedy movies
   

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   booty call with jamie fox is faf
6. 2017-03-19 at 3:34 PM UTC in The Henry Interview Sessions: Lanny
   

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   who's logic?
7. 2017-03-19 at 3:33 PM UTC in Totse Day
   

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   july 4th
8. 2017-03-19 at 2:51 PM UTC in Fuck the poh leece.
   

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   the only good cop is one with a .45 sized hole in his head.
9. 2017-03-19 at 2:43 PM UTC in Paranoia or being played
   

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   i can help protect you online, just give me your cc number, expiry date and passwords and i'll get straight on it.
10. 2017-03-19 at 2:12 PM UTC in immature as fuck
    

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    sounds super hot. check out 'menstruation porn', thankfully its actually a thing.
11. 2017-03-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in Fuck the poh leece.
    

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    i know a cop but i can't tell him that because thankfully he's dead.
12. 2017-03-19 at 2:06 PM UTC in immature as fuck
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you live a good life.
    
    I've only had sex with 1 asian chick back when I was twenty and she was hot but the sex was awful and she was bleeding everywhere
    

    
    sounds hot.
13. 2017-03-19 at 12:54 PM UTC in roommate tried to rape me
    

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    fucking twinks. i bet the dude dint pay and now you're screaming like a little bitch. dint he like that little bitey thing you do?
14. 2017-03-19 at 10:57 AM UTC in How to determine who is lying.
    

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    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen So how does one determine if an ambidextrous is lying?

    
    if they tell you they're a lefty when they're really a righty.
15. 2017-03-19 at 8:03 AM UTC in burning cars remotly
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock you wouldn't know what to do with thermite if someone crammed a few pounds of it up your ass

    
    and like you would, you faggoty wannabe plastic redneck cocksucking cunt.
16. 2017-03-19 at 7:59 AM UTC in Individuals Who Need To Step Forward And Identify Themselves On This Site
    

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    ima make a how to website showing step by step how to make a really shitty pizza.
17. 2017-03-19 at 7:53 AM UTC in Why can't I just win a shitload of money?
    

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    because you're a loser faggot.
18. 2017-03-19 at 7:38 AM UTC in The Henry Interview Sessions: Lanny
    

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    who were the posters that come onto you? name and shame right now. we'll get endless lolz out of it.
19. 2017-03-19 at 12:19 AM UTC in Individuals Who Need To Step Forward And Identify Themselves On This Site
    

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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Snoopy isn't far enough to use "fred" so it's definitely not him. Nobody except mimi the limey fuck uses "fred".

    
    i never said fred in this fred
20. 2017-03-19 at 12:17 AM UTC in BREAKING: CIA turned every Microsoft Windows PC in the world into spyware. Can activate backdoors on demand, including via Windows update
    

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    Originally posted by Lanny He literally just said he was being sarcastic, what the fuck is wrong with you?

    
    divvy's gonna div