Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-03-02 at 12:21 PM UTC in I get 'paranoid' sometimes about my fingerprints being found somewhere
   

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   When you go to the barbers pick up all your hair, put it in a bag and take it home with you. That way murders cant get samples of your hair to leave on bodies of dead naked prostitutes in motel rooms. Its a real fucker when that happens.
2. 2017-03-02 at 11:42 AM UTC in Mikes harder lemonade: nigger edition
   

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   Do they still make thunderbird?
3. 2017-03-02 at 11:37 AM UTC in Why are celebrities almost always blowhards?
   

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   Fred shoulda been titled 'how did i become her gbf'
4. 2017-03-02 at 10:05 AM UTC in does the position of the planets effect us?
   

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   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Apparently you haven't heard of non-fictional sex. Your virginity is showing, sonny.

   
   Obviously you haven't heard of heterosexuallity. Your homofaggotry is showing harder.
5. 2017-03-02 at 8:53 AM UTC in does the position of the planets effect us?
   

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   They affect weather you turn your head left or right to look at them, so yes.
6. 2017-03-01 at 8:50 PM UTC in You people are FUCKING BORING
   

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   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Geez where do you masturbate at?

   
   Youll.be able to see for yourself on sextube tonight
7. 2017-03-01 at 8:46 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An Answer
   

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   How you doing hamp? Good to see ya pal
8. 2017-03-01 at 8:44 PM UTC in i juts wont to sleep
   

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   They dont necessarily need to be little boy sheep
9. 2017-03-01 at 8:40 PM UTC in I'm back losers
   

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   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm British.

   
   Wern't you like blind with that derp eye? Has anyone been kind enough to tell you yo black nigga?
   
10. 2017-03-01 at 8:32 PM UTC in You people are FUCKING BORING
    

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    I was thinking about it but they going on about pix and filming in the hostel is strickly against the rules. I'd be risking license recall, so na, not gonna happen. This place got cctv in every room an all.
11. 2017-03-01 at 8:28 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An Answer
    

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    Yeeeah na, i dun thunk so
12. 2017-03-01 at 8:25 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An Answer
    

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    Spacewogs, we should all be spacewogs
13. 2017-03-01 at 8:17 PM UTC in I'm back losers
    

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    So how did slag die in the end?
    
    Please tell me sum1 got pics
14. 2017-03-01 at 8:15 PM UTC in You people are FUCKING BORING
    

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    For me it was when i'd seen you'd posted
15. 2017-03-01 at 8:08 PM UTC in You people are FUCKING BORING
    

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    Originally posted by greenplastic You sit around and make up stories about your life so that "boring" people will find you interesting…fucking pathetic

    
    What was it that gave it away?
16. 2017-03-01 at 8:02 PM UTC in I'm back losers
    

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    You still a fucking screw?
17. 2017-03-01 at 7:43 PM UTC in A not boring thread
    

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    Its fake news derp
18. 2017-03-01 at 7:40 PM UTC in I'm back losers
    

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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't get it.

    
    Dumb yank
19. 2017-03-01 at 7:27 PM UTC in quit my job to go see cuck182
    

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    I dunno
20. 2017-03-01 at 7:15 PM UTC in i juts wont to sleep
    

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    Count sheep as you pee in their wooly little buttholes