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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they're just confusing a human thing for a white thing


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I searched "Kristin Stewart into the wild" and apparently she looks just like this girl that was at the psych ward, except she had blonde hair and "problem glasses"

    That was my first ever IRL experience with an SJW. The person leading the group said something like "do any of you have guilt?"

    I shit you not, this bitch says " yeah I have guilt, the same guilt that all southern Caucasians have. The horrible white guilt about what we've done to people of color"

    Somebody got mad and started talking about how he's not one of them and not racist and not Caucasian (apparently ignorant of what "Caucasian" means as he was your stereotypical white deep south type guy. Later on in the day I overheard him getting heated with someone, apparently in an argument about the origin of humanity, saying "IF WE EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS, WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?")

    I said "nobody alive today had anything to do with any of that"

    The person leading the group tells her "I know what you're saying, but this isn't the time for that"

    And SJW gets mad and starts on the "yeah, of course it's not. It's never the right time to talk about it. We need to blahblahblah" and she got escorted out of the room

    And I thought, "and that's why you're in IMU"

    Like, people are here because they attempted suicide, and you want to whine about political bullshit?

    like we're responsible for shit our people did 10 generations ago. yet you look at the middle east, angola, sierra leone and all those places committing genocide in this generation, lol.


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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't even remember first time. i remember when i was about 11/12 and was round a neighbor friends house and sneaked in his sisters room. she had a big box of jedielry and it was a trend at school to wear gold chains, so i took one. the next morning her parents turned up at my house before i'd even woke up and i had both her parents and my mum in my room screaming at me and they found the chain under my bed. i always got the most dirty judging looks from that family after that. there must have been 30 fucking chains in that box so i've no idea how the fuck they noticed it gone so quick.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Kristen Stewart used to be cute before she went full homo.

    she was pretty fine in into the wild


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG 我是我。

    你是你。

    我们是一十五个小狗。

    ;)

    are you still planning on going to china?


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    GET ON WITH IT..


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by GGG 1/10 joke.

    i been looking for you

    5 press ups
    5 squats
    5 situps
    then jog to the end of the street and back
    GO..


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    $80

    holy shit, does that couch come with a bob marley soundtrack?


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably at your moms house you faggit bitch

    i already looked but your dad was there doing her in the ass


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what was put on your mothers teeth

    he was waiting for my comeback, i told him to go scrape it off his mothers teeth.


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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    he's got press ups to do


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I am coaching §m£ÂgØL on how to get down to 13% body fat, he is trying to summer cut you loser.

    nahahh, i am.


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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Erekshun Metaphor, look it up.

    But yea, I pay people to change my oil and clean my house and cut my grass. I have reached that part of the totem pole. And besides, those people like to eat too.

    so how much do you pay somebody to undo 1 bolt, wait for some liquid to drain into a bowl, tighten the bolt up again, then pour a couple of liters of liquid into a hole on the top of your engine?

    like what, 5 bucks or summing?


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually you can, shows what you know

    you wouldn't say that if you'd ever smoked #3


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its alright




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyone watch halt and catch fire yet?


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    anyone seen §m£ÂgØL? i'm gonna get him started on the jump rope.


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i lost the weight i put on in jail just by doing 2 or 3 hours a day in the gym for a few months.

    §m£ÂgØL you could prolly do it by 2023


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so you paid the shelter manager a grand to let you stay there in drag, and now you're surprised that the other women saw right through your rapey ruse and complained about it?

    not exactly your masterplan was it?


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm actually surprised this fred went so far, i only started it to make a dumb luminous condom joke.


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