Posts by NARCassist

1. 2019-07-08 at 11:33 PM UTC in Where's §m£ÂgØL the fat fuck
   

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   Originally posted by Common De-mominator §m£ÂgØL has a physique similar to Michaelangelo's David, except his penis is huge.

   
   and i'm dating helen of troy
   
   
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2. 2019-07-08 at 10:34 PM UTC in Aldra realizes that back in imperialistic times , Australia is where Britain sent it's most vile prisoners...
   

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   we used america as a penal colony too
   
   
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3. 2019-07-08 at 10:32 PM UTC in What's the first thing you stole?
   

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   Originally posted by GGG Lmao getting into junkie habits early

   
   5 sit ups, go..
   
   
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4. 2019-07-08 at 10:30 PM UTC in Where's §m£ÂgØL the fat fuck
   

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   Originally posted by GGG Heroin is a flowr it dsnt hurt noone i shot it everydaya the frntayl doen sxare meeee

   
   you done your press ups yet?
   
   jump rope next, 2 minutes
   
   
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5. 2019-07-08 at 5:46 PM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the government
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny is this a key to the penitentiary.
   
   ?.

   
   its a slide hammer you tool
   
   
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6. 2019-07-08 at 5:45 PM UTC in TWILIGHT MARATHON
   

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   i thought he meant like running a race at night time.
   
   
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7. 2019-07-08 at 4:02 PM UTC in Indiana toddler, allegedly dangled by grandfather, dies after plunging 150 feet from cruise ship
   

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   i mean apart from bennt i couldn't actually imagine anybody here killing a child tbh.
   
   
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8. 2019-07-08 at 4:01 PM UTC in Indiana toddler, allegedly dangled by grandfather, dies after plunging 150 feet from cruise ship
   

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   the granfather makes everyone of us here seem very responsible and intelligent.
   
   
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9. 2019-07-08 at 3:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

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   i wouldn't want you getting harpooned
   
   
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10. 2019-07-08 at 3:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

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    Originally posted by GGG I already spent a month in China.
    
    一个中国! 一个中国!

    
    well if you ever go back just stick to china, maybe korea or vietnam. don't go to japan whatever you do.
    
    
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11. 2019-07-08 at 3:52 PM UTC in Indiana toddler, allegedly dangled by grandfather, dies after plunging 150 feet from cruise ship
    

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    but there has to become a point where people are responsible for their own safety, and those around them. else we'll all end up living in padded cells being spoon fed by nurses 3 times a day. thats just what living in this world is about.
    
    
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12. 2019-07-08 at 3:48 PM UTC in Where's §m£ÂgØL the fat fuck
    

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    what did you mean by 'heroin ravaged' frame, because there's no such thing?
    
    
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13. 2019-07-08 at 12:21 PM UTC in TWILIGHT MARATHON
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL To truly even the score, all whites would have to have a collar and chain attached to their necks at night and be put to hard labor cotton picking in the fields during the day.

    
    i didn't realize you were so kinky speckles
    
    
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14. 2019-07-08 at 12:19 PM UTC in A question for narc, star trek, and octavian...
    

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    Originally posted by WellHung that's bad ass. 👍

    
    not really, it was a hot summer day and i really could have done without going all the way over there.
    
    
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15. 2019-07-08 at 12:17 PM UTC in A question for narc, star trek, and octavian...
    

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    i went to wimbledon once
    
    
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16. 2019-07-08 at 12:15 PM UTC in RPGs with non-combat activities/professions
    

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    i don't think you'll find many non-combat roles for a rocket propelled grenade tbph.
    
    
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17. 2019-07-08 at 12:14 PM UTC in I'm more successful than you will ever be
    

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    i don't get it
    
    
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18. 2019-07-08 at 12:09 PM UTC in Indiana toddler, allegedly dangled by grandfather, dies after plunging 150 feet from cruise ship
    

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    someone devise a new gameshow for wellhung, 'are you smarter than a dopesick heroin addict?'
    
    
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19. 2019-07-08 at 12:07 PM UTC in Indiana toddler, allegedly dangled by grandfather, dies after plunging 150 feet from cruise ship
    

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    post a link and we'll tell you
    
    fucking dimlo
    
    
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20. 2019-07-08 at 12:06 PM UTC in I missed a chance to buy Belle Delphine's bathwater
    

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    Originally posted by Ghost Selling bathwater is haram in Trianglism

    
    that would just make it even more hot tho
    
    
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