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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic the most uncreative response i have ever heard in my entire life

    i'm surprised you didn't get more answers like this tbh, i was expecting at least 10 when i clicked on this fred. also i came here to say sell your ass on craigslist, should make you enough dollars to buy a few durgs like. i dunno why you din't put an inb4 at the end of your post tho, lol.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well, i just smoked the last of the gear.




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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Find her and beat her to death with a hammer. For funzies.

    i would like to




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    he sure was a cute little fella tho, weren't he? i love that white line going down his face, looks awesome, gives him a uniqueness.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic dude you should go back and find him and say hi

    just do it it wont be weird

    if you think its weird just take an etizolam first

    i don't know where he is except that he's on a farm somewhere in cornwall. my ex landlady mugged me off for the £700 deposit on the flat and won't talk to me which is just as well as i'd be liable to whack her round the face, and still being on license that wouldn't be a good idea, no matter how much i'd like to.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've had him for a year a now, I got him for my b-day present to myself I donated 40 bucks to the austin animal center. All the other cats were obese and had 15 nipples and were uninterested.

    His name is Archie, and I like that I got him because someone else adopted him before me for 3 weeks and brought him back because he beat up their toddler, which im sure the deserved it.

    He's pretty chill for the most part and girls seem to like him


    before i got busted and went to jail i got this little fella..




    he was only a year old, the women i got him from had his mother too, but she also had some bastard little 4 year old kid that had been abusing norman since he was a kitten. this had fucked norman's head up and made him very vicious. he had started attacking the 4 year old(lol) so she had to give him away. when i took him he was fright to fuck. he hid behind the couch for the first week and avoided me at all cost. it took ages and hundreds of bites and scratches but i was making progress and he was gradually starting to trust me. just before i went to jail i had the pigs keep arresting me and searching the flat. i reckon this must of freaked norman right out having a bunch of control freak wankers invading his new home while i wasn't there. i'd just gotten to the point where he would come onto my lap, he even slept on my lap once. he was definitely fucked in the head from the abuse tho, he would let me stroke him one moment, then out of no where would just go for my hand. i never known a cat that could whack so hard with his paw and bite so viciously. apparently my landlady gave him to a farm, i reckon actually that prolly the best place for him. lots of space and places to hide, lots of rats to hunt and little human contact should be ideal. i doubt i'll see him again, just hope he's cool and happy now tho.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    that a nice looking cat, don't let malice see it. also, is s/he a good hunter?




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so no one got any treats tonight? sux to be you guys then.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You are just so witty, son.

    ARE YOU ALRIGHT MATE? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN SPACE.

    DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NAME?




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I won't get Alzheimer's, because my mind is way too sharp, clear, focused and formidable. Altzheimer disease is for weak minds who have already given up. The disease is practically welcomed in those people, but I am a resistor by nature.

    yes i read that when you posted it the first time.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic



    Originally posted by greenplastic

    lol, i got both of those dl'ed




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the end, I get a certain amount of vindication in watching all you guys turn 30. And pretty soon, I'll be witnessing backaches, baldness, poor eyesight and forgetfulness. Seems every dog really does have its day.

    what would you do if you started getting altzheimers?




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Just got myself a nice little friday night treat. post your friday night treats here, lets dee what you got.






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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby How old are you 27?

    How old are you 44?




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic whats your point

    Lol she don't realize you still a school kid. Or she did coz she pedo.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL At least you never run out of milk for coffee in the morning.

    She bathes in milk like Cleopatra.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic yea i would, because kinkou wouldn't ask how old i am

    bet you didn't think of that did you?

    Originally posted by Kinkоu How old are you?

    https://niggasin.space/post/197904






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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic don't like kids but i'll take legal drugs all day and get high af and nobody can take that away from me

    Originally posted by Kinkоu How old are you?

    Originally posted by greenplastic FIRST DAY OF SUMMER BREAK LOL

    https://niggasin.space/post/191885

    Originally posted by greenplastic i could take summer classes but the gi bill isn't really set up that well to do it the way it is at my school. besides, i'm not really in a hurry and my car just broke down

    https://niggasin.space/post/191706




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sounds like a plan




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