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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 It's only cute because you don't see a big nub and scabby callus thing where his leg should be. it seems to have been born that way. or a very good vet-doctor removed it.

    there was a stub, i felt it under his fur.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this pure white cat, was very friendly, purring and couldn't get enough strokes and attention. he had a front leg missing the poor little fella. i thought he was walking funny at first. then i noticed, lol.







    lanny, your 5 embedded items limit is gay




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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-08-12T19:30:08.584118+00:00
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no, if you're wearing a rubber then what you're doing is just mutual masturbation using a rubber bag. you're both just using the same rubber bag is all. fucking is about intimacy, being as intimate as you can possibly get with somebody which involves exchanges of your body fluids and your cock rubbing nicely against the inside of her sweet little pussy. if your cock isn't soaking in her girl juice or you're not squirting deep inside her minge then you are not fucking. you can't say 'i want to be intimate with you, but i don't actually want you touching me or giving me your germs'. it doesn't work like that.

    what it boils down to tho speckles is weighing up just how scared of infections you are with just how much you want to fuck the girl. if how much you want to fuck her is higher than how scared you are of a few germs, then you fuck her. however if you are more scared of the germs, which you obviously are from your comment, then you go with the mutual rubber bag masturbating like a huge faggot.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL She's a hooker. You're gonna get HIV, friend.

    no, i mean how can you wear a rubber and be 'fucking'? it just doesn't add up you idiot.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 after reading your fairly knowledgeable and articulate explanation on military related things and then seeing the usual you, I picture you as the store owner in pulp fiction with the gimp locked up in a box behind the counter.

    You creepy-scary, Man!

    hahalol, it was only like two days ago i was reading one of his usual shitty orifice based posts and i was thinking to myself, 'i think infaggotry is zed'.




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I hope you're fucking that hoe with a rubber.

    that does not compute




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Laundry mats in texas dont iron your clothes they just have washers and dryers where you put money in and do it yourself. Theres no on site staff

    Then they really are terrible businessmen. Most people hate ironing and many will pay to have it done for them.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This guy told me once that he was pissing at the urinal, and this older guy walked up and grabbed his cock from behind. He was so shocked, he pissed all over the wall, and the faggot made a quick exit. If it were me, I would have broken his arm in three places before he even made the contact.

    yeah alright speckles, you'd have shit your pants. we all know how easy you scare boy.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu until you can post pics. until pics, didn't happen.

    not for you it didn't, no. its happening just fine for me here pal. thank you very much faggot.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Let us know what kind of venereal diseases you get, too.

    i sure will pal. i'm really hoping its chlamydia, i've not tried that one yet.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its all good, she just left to catch the pharmacy to pick up her methadone. i feel kinda awkward coz she still doesn't know that i know that she is a working girl. i don't want to embarrass her and the conversation never went anywhere close to being an easy time to mention it. we chatted a lot tho, i find her so very easy to talk to, like the conversation just naturally flows with her and makes you feel very comfortable in her presence, we laugh quite a lot and seem very similarly minded. when she first came in the room i made us a coffee. i had some die antwoord playing low on the computer in mp3 format. she said 'oh i like these, who are they called again?' 'oh, die antwoord, are you a fan?' i asked. yeah, she replied. i love their videos i said, have you seen them? she said no. do you wanna watch some now, i asked, and she said she would. i finished the coffee and got the gear out of the draw, put some in her spoon and she started cooking up while i loaded a bunch of die antwoords best videos into vlc. once she'd cooked up she stood behind the fridge just out of sight so she could inject the gear into her groin. i got the gear i had on the foil in my draw and topped it up a bit and proceeded to smoke. she then sat on the bed next to me and we watched the videos and just chatted for a good hour or so. she is so fucking sweet i just find her absolutely intoxicating. she mentioned she would like to visit more when she has nothing to do, if that's ok. 'sure', i said, 'you're great company, you're welcome here any time'. so, it looks like we've stepped up from barely seeing her once a week or so when passing on the stairs, to hanging out. this sounds very promising now. i'll fill you guys in as soon as anything happens. i got a good feeling about this now.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no i think everyone still thinks he's bad.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone As for my son, if I suicide now, he won't remember me when he's older so it'll be fine.

    you think nobody is gonna sit him down when he asks why he hasn't got a mom, and tell him..,

    i'm sorry son, but your mom was very mentally ill and committed suicide when you were very young'.

    but what he will actually hear is...

    'i'm sorry son, but your mom didn't give a shit about you enough to stay around and look after you, you obviously never meant anything to her and she obviously had no desire what so ever to want to see you grow up and see what you became with your life. she obviously had no concern pertaining to protecting you from any harm or dangers you may of faced during your childhood, or to seeing to it that you stayed on the right track and were looked after and had everything you needed. or had any interest in just being there for you on all the countless times during your life when you just needed advice, support or encouragement, or for those times when you just needed your mom, like just for a hug, or to show him he's loved like every child needs countless times while growing up and even as an adult. she simply gave no thought to you what so ever'.

    and as time goes by, in his head that will turn into...

    fucking bitch, just leaving me like this. i fucking hate her'.

    i mean go ahead hydro, do it, you certainly won't regret it if you do. your son on the other hand will regret what you did every day of his fucked up, miserable little life.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think its just lanny alt account. he pretending to be a girl again.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS u just an assist bigot

    i'm ok with that




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i might have just backed myself into a real corner here guys. i was chatting to her in the hall last night and i mentioned i'd bought a 1/16th of that strong gear. the one i made the limp dick fred about. so i says to her if she's stuck for a hit to give me a knock. she says 'yeah, i might need something in the morning, i'll bring some pins down, it'll be nice to have a chat'.

    now i just realized something. what if i have a hit with her and it goes off, then i can't fuck her coz i can't get my dozy dick to pay fucking attention? that would be a seriously embarrassing situation. i'm just hoping that once i get a nice sniff of that pussy, maybe have a good taste by tongue fucking her a little bit, that might just give dozy dick more incentive to wake the fuck up.

    any ideas or advice guys?




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    because blacks have already built up tolerance to the hypnotic drugs that the CIA use to brainwash these shooters by the time they are 12.




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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Just Fucking Pick A Username Already Hey guys! Discount Whore's wife here. I was trying to pick out a username and asked my husband for the fiftyth time what it should be and this is what he said so here I am :) Looking forward to meeting all of you

    that's a fucking good username man




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS FINGER YOUR BUTT ALREADY. I PROMISE YOU'LL LIKE IT, HARLOT.

    a man's asshole isn't a playground man




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