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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock post pics. ive never met a chick that could outlast me…the last one that tried failed miserably and was literally begging me to stop ruining her orifices. she even had to lie in a hot tub because she was so sore.

    that's either bullshit or the chicks were just getting bored and/or just wanted to get you off them.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i noticed all the windows on the bigger main streets had fucking pigs and dirty looking milf types in them. but then you'd go down some little alley and that was where all the hot younger brasses were. is that a thing or just happened to be when i went?



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    love you too sweetheart



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    a pal asked me once 'how could you deal with an ex gf calling you up and telling you she got hiv?'. i siad to him 'the trick is, to always act surprised.'



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    aids don't scare me



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm hoping malice killed himself so i don't have to scroll down past his autism walls.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    err, no.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    reminded me of this time when i was selling e at this nightclub in the mid 90s. it was a fairly large club but it was all on the 3rd floor and to get to it you either walked up 3 flights of stairs or there was a lift, but most people took the stairs. for a while i had this can of cs gas that i would keep on me just in case, altho i never needed it. but i was young and a right little shit back then. one night it was just about to end so me and my pal left to get downstairs beating the rush. as we passed the lift the doors opened so we went in. we were the only two in there and were both off our tits. as the lift gets to the ground i pulled out the cs gas and said to my pal, 'you know this lift is gonna be full of people in about 30 seconds', and i got the cs gas out and as we got out i gave it a good spray in the lift and pressed the button to send it back up.

    anyway, we goes outside and started smoking a cigarette and people were pouring out literally seconds after us. suddenly there is this familiar girl saying 'hello'. i recognized her straight away as this girl joanne from school. in first and second school she was in all my classes so i knew her really well back then, she even let me finger her and kiss her a few times, but just kid 'dare' sorta shit. she went to the same high school too but was in different classes and hanged with a different crowd so altho i saw her from time to time, it wasn't much.

    i hadn't seen her since school so it was all 'hey how you doing, what you up to these days, haven't seen you since school' etc. she was rubbing her eyes and starts saying 'i'm sure someone sprayed like pepper spray or summing in that lift, my eyes are stinging'. then she notices i was grinning like a cheshire cat and she straight away figured, and i showed her the can and she was cool and had a giigle. of all the people to go in that lift straight after tho, lol. and i hadn't seen her since school and this was like 7 years later, ha.

    funny thing tho, i never saw her again since that day but when i first went into prison at the start of the 2 years i just done, i was watching that posh pawn program, which is like a faggy english version of pawn stars, and she was on it. she now owns a tanning salon which is just a stone throw from that club, and she was selling some tom to invest in her business. i was telling this same story to my cell mate and we were having a right laugh about it, ha.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you would have embarrassed her way more if you'd just said 'well what happened to you? you were all sweet and nicey to me the other week, now you fronting it in front of your pals, whatever.'



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, great city. I bought a toy of a policeman on a motorcycle as a souvenir, it was pretty dope.

    i've been there, i'm pretty sure they don't sell toys of policemen on motorcycles.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby or maybe you UK wanker gonts just aren't posh enough to understand murican humor, did you ever consider that? HmMMM?!!

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-23T08:35:41.628459+00:00

    i did consider that yes, but then come to the conclusion that no, its just your jokes suck.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean i could maybe get my head round wanting to stick your dick in some dirty hairy asshole if there were no women left or summing. but there are billions of nice soft women with sweet little pussies to be fucked.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm bisexual, so kill yourself, you only get access to half of the world's global ass supply.

    3 1/2 billion is fucking plenty tho innit?



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    don't have any pix. not that i'd give them to a fucking pervert like yourself anyway bill. i think the poor girl been thru enough, don't you?



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Allah wants you to martyr yourself in the act of killing kaffir housewives at a shopping mall. Think of the virgins, CF.

    you know he's a faggot right?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yes, including the push to accept you despite your kidfucker tendencies.

    Yes, you should absolutely be hunted down and lynched, according to the righties. All the righties in your town would take great pleasure in beating you to death on your living room carpet with a shovel, and hearing your bones crack alongside the dull, metallic thuds of the spades colliding with your flesh and your yelps of pain, if they knew what you were.

    A two faced monster living in their midst. Boy I wish we listened to the left when they tried to paint you as a virtuous pedophile, m I rite.

    didn't read



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock post pics of the chick.

    i bet she was a fun fuck.

    all the crazies are.

    she was yes. especially when she took speed and would literally turn into a nymphomaniac. i would have to take speed as well to even try and keep up with her. she would wear me out to the point i would crash out. then i'd wake up hours later to the sight of her still frantically frigging herself off. it was definitely a roller coaster ride with her, but definitely worth it still.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my ex was 13 when her step dad took her xmas shopping. when she got home she raced in to show her mom what she'd bought, only to find her mom dead after having taken a deliberate overdose. after that, she lived with her step dad who was a hells angel back then. by 14 he was messing about with her and bringing his HA pals back and letting them do the same. when she was old enough she moved out and married a guy, they had a little girl. by this time her bipolar was starting to get bad and she was diagnosed and given medication. then she discovered her husband was having an affair with her 'best friend'. he kicked her out and moved the best friend in, they got married in the end. to make it worse he used her mental health against her and not only got custody, but had her excluded from even visiting the child.

    during the 8 years i was with her i could clearly see just how much the abuse and the loss of her mother and daughter was tearing her apart. it was fucking horrible to watch unable to help much. just after we split she found out that her child had been taken into care. it had been over 10 years since she had seen her. it turned out that the ex best friend after marrying her ex, had children of her own with him. she had taken a preference to her own children over her step daughter and this turned to her being very cruel to the girl, the father apparently did nothing and allowed this cruelty to happen. the last i saw my ex they were arranging for her to start seeing her daughter again after 11 years. obviously it could never change all the suffering she had been through but it was nice to see her finally find a bit of light at the end of the tunnel.

    true story.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Boooooo!!

    Falco / Narc feud isn't worth the price I paid. Shake hands and move on.

    THANKS

    how much you pay? i'll get your money back



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