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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol i just realized why captain faggot is such a faggot. he's confused as to what is a woman and what is a man.

    lol



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they had a pool table at the probation hostel when i first got out. i think i mentioned the totally nutty dude that was there, tbf tho, he could play pool like a pro. i saw him make many seemingly impossible shots. at first i thought it was flukes, but after a while i figured nobody flukes that often.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i know, just talking about the ones i've known. which is quite a lot over the years.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i've noticed with iv users, every single one says they all use clean equipment and never re-use needles. but then you spend a little time with them and see that they totally fucking don't.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i rarely go to bars and when i do i usually don't stay long. occasionally when i've been in town and needed to kill some time i'll get a newspaper and go in a bar and get a coke and do the suduko puzzles and shit. the last time i played pool was when i went for a drink with this chick when i lived in newquay. it was so long since i'd played pool that i was totally shit. she was too tbf, and we were literally knocking balls around the table and not potting anything for ages, which did make for a good laugh. i think iirc one of us won coz the other potted the black early, but i can't even remember who. i was more interested in her tbh.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm too cool for pool



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why you asking me? i've never injected in my life, that shits nasty af. in fact..

    Originally posted by Sophie Who the fuck injects gear? Jesus fuck just smoke like a normal person.

    ftfy



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i find pool boring, its one of those simple games that dumb people can find interesting.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop

    SHe's sizing up my package, if you couldn't tell.

    yeh she is a honey



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ

    the jolly green giants cock



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ojus at honkledingus do u take them every day it might be why youve got a floppy disk

    i don't really take them at all, i get them from the doctor when i get my medical certificate for sickness benefit which i'm claiming for anxiety and depression. also tho..

    http://howtocurepe.com/how-to-use-prozac-for-premature-ejaculation.html

    so i can't imagine they would cause that.

    besides, this has only happened immediately after using this really strong heroin/whatever. and its effect has always subsided within six or eight hours of using it. so it is definitely the gear.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    maybe something else then. i smoke on foil so maybe i'm getting different reaction like LSD said, i dunno. this gear is very strong tho, surprised there's been no overdoses reported considering the gear in this part of the country is normally pretty weak. this stuff is strong even compared to the stuff i'd get when in london tho.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    na they're shit



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i tell you what tho, she got a sweet little ass on her



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie In fact, you know your gear is good when it gives you a raging hard on. Weird but true.

    this is why i know this gear is cut with something other than heroin. i suspect fentanyl but have never knowingly used the stuff so have nothing to go on.

    anyone here who can report on its effect?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie What kind of pills you got there buddy-oh?

    prozac



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'd been suspecting she was a bipolar bear, like my ex. noticed a few similarities, like cutting scars, mood shifts etc. she mentioned tonight that she's been appointed a psychiatric nurse while they try and diagnose her. she strikes me as a complex little creature which i find quite intriguing tbh.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    some dude mentioned she's a lesbian today but i don't think he knows wtf he's talking about tbh. its looking like she could be a little gold digging bitch. which is great coz i mentioned a couple of nights ago that i have this 50 grand inheritance coming leter this year from my aunt who died while i was in jail. this evening out of nowhere she texted me up saying she was gonna go down and watch tv in the communal lounge in 10 if i wanted to join her. seems a bit of a coincidence lol.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock girlfriends are highly over rated. after recently becoming officially single…and getting my monthly credit card statements…im flabbergasted at how much it costs for a piece of ass. a piece of ass that wasnt even adequately putting out.

    im just going to start making use of the services offered by prostitutes. and i wont have a fucking 'honey doo' list to do.

    Bill Krozby…cmere…i have a quarter…and you have tonsils. lets make a trade.

    she prolly picked up on the fact you're so far in the closet that you're bumming mr tumnis in narnia. chicks pick up on that shit easily, so she thought she'd just cash in as much as she could. i don't fucking blame her tbh.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ojus at honkledingus it looks like its from 2002

    can you tell the pooter that, he thinks its still 1992.



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