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2017-08-28 at 11:01 PM UTC in Tell me a sad story.
Originally posted by mmQ It was her 7th birthday. Mommy was at her job and it was just Gretchen and daddy. He came into her room and asked her if she wanted to play in mommy and daddy's bed.
She was so excited.
They went to the big bed and daddy said he had a fun game for them. He said it's called The Touching Game.
They took their clothes off and learned about their bodies. He let Gretchen put her mouth on his body branch and told her how happy it made him.
He made funny sounds and she couldn't stop giggling. After a while he told her that his body branch would have a secret surprise and if she caught it all up in her mouth she would win.
She opened wide and funny white squiggles came out of daddy. Gretchen caught most of them in her mouth, but some went up her nose and she started to cough, which tickled, and the two laughed.
They never told mommy their secret and played the game every single day.
i don't think that's sophies idea of a sad story but something tells me he'll like it anyway.
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2017-08-28 at 10:55 PM UTC in Cheezy dorito noodles mukbang (bill the cat can't eat 10k calories)
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2017-08-28 at 10:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-28 at 8:18 PM UTC in I was just thinking about how Bill Krozby is
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2017-08-28 at 6:32 PM UTC in Whatever happened to _____?lmao
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2017-08-28 at 5:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-28 at 5:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSstfu, look how creative his meme's are. you're just butthurt coz they bout you.
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2017-08-28 at 5:24 PM UTC in If you were forced watch a reel of every single embarassing moment of your life...oh noes, America sounds like a bad bad place.
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2017-08-28 at 5:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDShow the fuck can you not like this^ guy?
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2017-08-28 at 5:09 PM UTC in stay out of my wayk, i'm gone
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2017-08-28 at 5:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-28 at 4:37 PM UTC in stay out of my waywhat if i only got in your way by accident tho?
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2017-08-28 at 4:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-28 at 3:28 PM UTC in Cheezy dorito noodles mukbang (bill the cat can't eat 10k calories)
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^ketchup is for children and so is peanut butter jelly sandwhiches, I bet you also eat hot pockets too.
I eat real mens food, like steak pinwheels, chicken gizzards, guavas.
You even once mentioned using half a bottle of cheese sauce on your salads, you've not only became fatter and gayer in your older age but you eat like a child that always needs shit tier condiments because you lack a diverse palate.
You even mentioned how you sit around in your underwear eating a jar of peanut butter.
I bet you also drink your coffee with cream and sugar, you bitch.
you actually starting to sound like captain faggot here Bill Krozby. like 'i'm considerably better than you coz my nutrients are arranged in a better order than yours and i pay over the odds for the pleasure of it making me feel pompous and pretentious because of it'.
that's always gonna be a pretty faggy statement however you say it pal. -
2017-08-28 at 2:49 PM UTC in If you were forced watch a reel of every single embarassing moment of your life...wikipedia just told me tennessee is full of hicks tho. what's a hick?
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2017-08-28 at 2:48 PM UTC in If you were forced watch a reel of every single embarassing moment of your life...America? Wow, This America looks like a really cool place.
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2017-08-28 at 2:47 PM UTC in what is half bakedok specky, we get it, you're 12. don't worry, you'll be hitting puberty soon. maybe then we'll get some actual sense out of you.
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2017-08-28 at 2:43 PM UTC in If you were forced watch a reel of every single embarassing moment of your life...
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2017-08-28 at 2:41 PM UTC in If you were forced watch a reel of every single embarassing moment of your life...i'd cringe but all that shit was part of a great learning curve.
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2017-08-28 at 2:39 PM UTC in Metamodern Sounds In Country Music - Sturgill Simpson
