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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah that too



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash When supply IS an issue, their whole world flips.


    Mushroom/acid heads

    us smart ones always keep some methadone and a bunch of pills in the back of a cupboard for a rainy day.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    lucky bastard



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash After I swooned my potato, I cut it up on the cutting board and fried it.

    i can't deal with this my child, i strongly advise you to go to the nigga police and turn yourself in for committing homofries.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i may have been swimming in one actually yes, thx for reminding me.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I know it's hard to believe, but it's 100% absolutely true.

    yes things do tend to be hard to believe when you've seen absolutely zero evidence to support or even suggest them to be true.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 and the teenagers who witnessed it were murdered then placed on a railroad track to die.

    does not compute



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    his mom has altzheimers, that can be hereditary you know.

    also, wtf, you won $300 and your mom made you give it back? lol, and you took it back, haha.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah come on, we gotta see a pic of this one. fred fails otherwise.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i remember having some really intense dreams for the 3 or 4 nights following doing those pregabs last week. i can't remember a single thing of what they were about or anything but i can definitely remember that i had them and they were pretty vivid.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I am worried that Darth hasn't come back

    A: NETb

    B: He's looking to hire someone to stab me or someone else from NIS in the neck.

    C: He had a complete melt down and perhaps full blown stroken out .. busted veins aka heart attack of the brain.

    I'v been looking for an Indian bike with 111 on the crankcase. (Im guessing that is his squad in the military or something.. prolly vietnam vet). :( maybe he's in one of those shitty state VA hospitals were they are so underfunded, you're more likely to die in there than on the streets.

    you're in a wibbly wobbly world of your own you, ain't ya?



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Does the DEA or whoever even care about buyers though? I feel like if you're turning over beta bay records you're going after the vendors and no one else

    it don't mean shit if they found your name/address/whatever on a vendors hd or what ever. that doesn't prove a damn thing. i could go on any dnm site and order shit to be sent to you and without you having any knowledge of me doing so. the cops could do the same to fit you up. its not proof that you ordered drugs, certainly wouldn't be enough for a conviction. the feds know full well it would be a huge waste of resources for the likeliness of no conviction.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i'm not even analogize anything, its a straight forward question. ok, i'll make this even easier :

    guns to your head, either fuck a neggress or get fuck by a white man.

    choose.

    why would you need to put a gun to someone's head to get them to fuck a hot chocolate bitch? i mean i get it with the faggot dude, but not with the other, that's stupid.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ 23 (one)-year olds.

    he dint say that tho. anyway, i prefer my way better, one year olds always cry too much.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I just got back from the store. Going shot by shot wasn't going to cut it anymore. If I'm going to do a whole gallon, I better start chugging. Well, I hadn't realized that last shot was nearly the last of my bleach. So I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass and headed out the door. Fortunately, while I was picking up the bleach, I remembered to get another shotglass, then I remembered it's chugging time, so I got a big ol' mug like the ones they give them bigass beers in at the bar. People kept staring and pointing, and I'd hear them saying things like "He's bleeding," and "JESUS, what is that smell?!". Honestly, it was pretty obnoxious.

    I made my way to the counter, and the cashier wrinkled his nose, looked down at the jug of bleach and the mug, looked back at me and arched an eyebrow. "Heheh, having a fun night?" he said awkwardly, as if it was a fucking joke. I said "Science isn't always fun. I'm doing an experiment." He stared at me awkwardly long. Pretty sure he's gay. Then he stammered out, "Uhh, that's.. interesting. What experiment?" I said, "Well good chum (I was trying to sound smart), I am attempting to discern the effects when a human subject, that's me, ingests bleach orally. My friends on an Internet forum are very interested in the results. I've already done five shots and posted *COUGH COUGH* the results thus far. It is time to conclude the experiment with a whole gallon." A horrified look came over his nerdy faggot features, he grabbed the phone next to him, and like a nigger, said, "I'm calling the police."

    I couldn't let him stop me. Not after I'd tried so hard and got so far. I quickly sprang into action. I threw a quick jab, catching him right in the nose, which, oddly enough, caused him to shout, "Fuck! My nose!" I jumped the counter and got behind him, starting to strangle him with the phone wire, as with my other hand I grabbed the jug and started pouring the bleach down my gullet as quickly as I could. He cried and choked, but I would not relent. Science must be pursued. People started gasping and panicking as they realized what was happening. I heard cunts saying dorky things like, "He's strangling him, somebody do something!" and "Is he drinking bleach? Yo I'm triiiiippin dawg!" and "Oh my god, it smells like shit!"

    I got halfway through the jug when fate conspired against me. A police officer walked in the door. But I couldn't stop now. I tried to say something, but I only gagged on the fumes. I let go of the nerdy faggot and ran for the door as the flabbergasted fatass cop said "Stop or I'll tase you!". The jug of bleach never leaving my lips, I started sprinting down the street. My vision started getting fuzzy and warm. Most of it is a hazy blur of headlights and cars honking. I think I ran across the highway.

    I'm typing this from my hotel room now. There's a banging noise coming from the door and someone shouting for me to come out with my hands up. It seems the bleach is finally causing hallucinations. I've been vomiting blood here and there, but all that blood shouldn't have been in my stomach anyway. Good thing my body is getting it outta there.

    I've bumped my head several times as I've tried to navigate my room. There's this weird red gunk coming out of my eyes now. The burning in my asshole is still there, my insides feel like they're sloshing around, and the allover itch has gone away, leaving a bright red complexion all over my body. I'm trying to focus on this report, but the banging on my door is getting really loud. I'm gonna go tell those damned hallucinations to leave me alone. I'll be right back.

    Post last edited by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery at 2017-08-31T02:38:24.388424+00:00

    remind me to never try to prevent you from drinking anything.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its fucking shit then. is there a linux alternative?



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley You know what the worst part about fucking twenty three year olds is?


    ftfy



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader so i just bit-in ฿0.07. now what ???

    there is a minimum investment period of 60 months. come check me after then and you can have your money back whenever you please.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny also apparently I'm going to be teaching highschool students to program. God have mercy on my soul, I do not feel ready for this at all

    you know what they say, those that can, do. those that can't, teach. lol



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL https://hackerthedude.blogspot.ca/2009/10/hacking-with-sub-7-hack-any-computer.html

    https://packetstormsecurity.com/files/download/29582/Subseven.2.2.zip

    Post last edited by -SpectraL at 2017-08-31T02:06:50.646933+00:00

    does that work on linux?



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