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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Madman Going after women who are has an attractive body and personality is not simple. I can fuck slags easily but going after highly sought after women is a complicated game and its fun to play. I'm more or less an addict who doesn't make a whole lot of money so fucking girls who have masters degree is not going to come naturally to me. I'm picky about girls personalities and girls with great personalities are highly sought after and not easy to obtain. If I was just myself I would never be able to date and fuck the girls I have, I have to ease them into who I really am and I usually end up changing some of their opinions about men and the world in general.

    Post last edited by Madman at 2017-09-24T20:15:07.431136+00:00

    no, that's all in your head mate. girls have there own minds and will have decided whether your someone they would or would not bang the moment they met you, just like you do them. that's all girls, not just 'slags'. there's no such thing as slags btw.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock sex·u·al
    ˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/
    adjective
    adjective: sexual

    1.
    relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals.

    what im going to do to you has nothing to do with instinct, physiology, or physical attraction…and certainly nothing thats going to happen to you is going to even remotely be defined as intimate.

    ergo.

    not gay.

    now stfu and suck my dick

    the shit you closeted fuckers come out with, lol. whatever faggot. you want to put your dick in dudes, that fucking gay as it gets.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Madman It depends on how pretty and what her level of interest in you is. I find what works for me to not actually talk to the girl but talk to the people around her and let her get comfortable around you and try to be charming and witty, flirt with her friends a little bit but not with her. Make sure you when you speak it is in a somewhat slow and calming voice. You want to make sure that she will actually say yes if you ask her out because you don't want to work with someone that rejected you everyday. I've done this for months before before actually speaking to the girl and when I finally did she was instantly smiling and I could tell that I could ask her out. You have to look desirable and if you get along with everyone around her she will trust you and you will be more desirable. Try to find out what her political opinions are, I speak a little spanish and with the girl previously mentioned I spoke a little spanish to a mexican lady that couldn't speak english and I could tell that she was a liberal and she liked that. I've got some girls that were extremely attractive doing it this way, it all just a show to impress her but you never let anyone know that and it seems like she is the person you are least interested in. Guys are constantly trying in pathetic ways to have sex with girls and you don't want to be lumped in with all the other idiots that just jump in and let their intentions be obvious. You have to be a sweetheart. I also do it that way because I have a lot of tattoos and scars and girls are intimidated by me sometimes, I kind of look like a hard ass, and when you look like a hard ass but act like a sweetheart, well some girls really like that. Also don't be afraid to be rejected, being rejected is easier than regretting not taking chances. To me making a girl smile is my goal and even getting that far is very rewarding for me and rejection is just part of life that if you don't take well your going to be a jaded asshole, its no big deal, no pride no shame.

    man you really complicate shit that's really quite simple.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Scrawnyツ Thats not the biblical definition though.

    what has fairy stories got to do with reality?



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Gay | Define Gay at Dictionary.com
    Gay definition, of, relating to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual: a gay couple. See more.
    [Search domain www.dictionary.com] dictionary.com/browse/gay

    its gay brah



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock its not gay if he doesnt tell me he loves me after ive finished ravaging his orifices and waits till i leave to take the money i leave.

    yeah you keep telling yourself that. sexual relations with another man is the definitive definition of gay, so its gay.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DocFoster Not so into games, just have never approached someone at work. I'm too old to play games, and id hope she is too.

    Rules of thumb

    If she plays games or measures her age in half years

    She's too young

    exactly, you're both adults, just talk to her like one. she can only say yes or no if you ask her. if its yes then great, if its no then its no biggie.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash He's the type of nigga to make a woman pay for the pizza, after asking her out.

    fake news. like any woman would go out with him in the first place. i heard even the street walkers in florida charge him triple.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock absolutely not.

    thats something a fag who was pretending not to be a fag would say to a chick to get everyone else to think hes not a fag when everyone already knows hes a richard-simmons tier faggot.

    lololol, like you'd know anything about talking to chicks.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock if she paid me enough i would. im sure with the smell i could just close my eyes and pretend its Bill Krozby.

    jesus fucking christ there's something seriously wrong with you.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock wait…that slag pay ME, right?

    i thought that would be right up your street finny. you could prolly close your eyes and just pretend you were bumming a bear doggy style.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just say 'you seem really cool, wanna hang sometime'



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, thats not what he meant, retard. it wasnt intended to be 'boy'…it was another of those retard-inspired letter amalgams that make the user look like a retard.

    regardless…that isnt what i was talking about. if you werent a full-retard youd realize that wasnt an analogy. go find a dictionary.

    that analogy:

    learn2lol you fucking idiot



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you could have this for £70 an hour

    http://bit.ly/2xxQkok

    30 mins pounding my very wet cunt..unload £30 30mins pounding my arse £60 Extras..BB-15 OWO- £20 no gfe sorry xx



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think it was just a typo, he obviously meant 'I'm on the pill boy'.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and go OD on something. something pharmaceutical…or nigger nut custard…whatever is your cup of tea

    i think everyone would be happier if you were to OD, you raging faggot.

    i've noticed you get really jealous of other users. that seems to be when you get the most insulting, whenever you read a fred of somebody talking about something they've done that you are envious of, that's when you lash out the most. its so obvious that you're not happy about being a disgusting lardass that nobody likes or can't stand to go anywhere near, that when you see others living normal life and enjoying themselves, that you just desperately have to try and make them feel as bad as you do.

    but that's not possible bill, because we are not disgustingly obese fugly lard ass porkers that nobody likes, with seriously repressed homosexual tendencies which we are totally ashamed of(and so you should be). so we couldn't possibly feel as bad about ourselves as you do bill.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah cheers bling pal for that.





























    //what the fuck is he on about???



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    boohoohoo its not fair



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock shhh.

    dont discourage him…encourage him in the hopes of an OD fatality

    lmao, do you even take any notice of what anybody ever posts here? i smoke the stuff, on the foil, often referred to as chasing the dragon. i've posted plenty of pix of gear on foil that i've smoked. so how the fuck do you imagine i'm gonna OD?



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