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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why she leave?



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when does the good bit start? i'm fucked if i'm watching all that.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by $5 whore Oooh your playing with fate lad. If I was you I'd spit and do three 360° turns starting east and ending facing west and then a hail mary and some salt over the shoulder for good karma.

    err no, don't be stupid, its not a 360° turn if you start east and finish facing west, that's either 180° or 540°.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dargo For example if it was proved the resurrection didn't happen and there was solid evidence of Christ's body or a fabrication of what happened. That's essentially the main event the entire Christian faith rests on. If Christ didn't rise from the dead, he isn't God, and Christianity is a hoax. Simple.

    how do you know he was actually dead tho? people got misdiagnosed as dead and were buried alive all the time back in those days.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont get that either. if i ever went off the deep end for a shooting spree id drive around a nigger-hood then the first time a nigger made a derogatory comment in my general direction or the first loud nigger music i heard would be ground zero. obviously id never go off the deep end, its just a theoretical hypothetical theory.

    no you wouldn't coz them niggers all carrying guns and are ready to use them on some fat ass cracker coming round their hood thinking he all that. them fuckers would pay to cap some white fool like you, you wouldn't last 1 minute and you know it.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and if you think it is then you're probably a pretentious twat.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lol the UK is so hilarious you got grown ass men saying shit like 'bits'

    And their disenfranchised nationality is just the Paki lol.

    its a word, you use it to communicate. its not a fucking competition to see who can use the trendiest words.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash I just don't get you anymore.


    Maybe it's a good thing

    he just went full faggot.

    you never go full faggot man.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Hahaha! He said 'bit'! That word is for KIDS in America! Bahahaha!





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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS I beat him up because I thought he stole my phone. It turned out he had my fleshlight (which is why he was so defensive about letting me check his bag). I regret everything and wish this past weekend never happened. I woke up crying today haha. I miss him.

    yeah but you know the only bit everyone's gonna remember is that you beat him for stealing your fleshlight. that's the only part that is gonna make it onto your encyclopediadramatica page.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'd bang the chipmunk, definitely. she's fit.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    define defined features?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't get it



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bling Bling you Yolandi looking nigga

    yeah that my boy, wot you sayin?



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 This. Sploo has no accomplishments whatsoever.

    having a job is hardly an accomplishment tho.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut Transvestite pain is my friend

    its your only friend



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you beat up your boyfriend for stealing your fleshlight hahahah



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ohmygod this is fucking hilarious



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ohmygodguiz i got these big green scabs all over mah dick



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the girl is totally up for getting some taboo kink on, said she was up for next time i go up there i'll get her a school uniform and doing some ddlg shit, lol.



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