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2017-11-09 at 6:49 PM UTC in Advanced Mathematics
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2017-11-09 at 6:48 PM UTC in I AM GAYhim^ too
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2017-11-09 at 6:45 PM UTC in Creative Ways to Diedo a bungee jump in front of a crowd, like for charity or summing. but unbeknownst to everyone you rigged a bomb vest to explode just as the bungee cord tightens. max nigga points if its live on tv.
everyone getting rained on in your blood whilst they're still trying to figure out what the fuck they just watched.
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2017-11-09 at 6:34 PM UTC in I AM GAY
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2017-11-09 at 6:33 PM UTC in Advanced Mathematics
Originally posted by benny vader if there is such a thing as ''advanced mathematics'' ….
then this must mean its negative pair, the ''retarded mathematics'' exists in accordance with the laws of existence.
retarded just means slow. so if an equation takes a long time to figure out then that would qualify it as retarded mathematics.
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2017-11-09 at 6:29 PM UTC in DON'T FEED THE TROLL: CAPTAIN FALCON TROLLS A TALKSHOW HOST INTO QUITTINGlol, can you imagine just how rekt this dude is gonna be when he finds out he was trulled by a complete and utter faggot?
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2017-11-09 at 5:44 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
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2017-11-09 at 8:45 AM UTC in "Have you ever been discharge or terminated from a position?"when i first got on smack i was installing cable and telephones and had a company van. my pal gary worked with me and he was also using. after work if we were broke and needing gear we would use the van to go out robbing shit. i would park in the next street and gary would go in a shop, ask for 2 or 3 cartons of cigarettes and would just grab them and run as soon as they put them down on the counter. so this one time he gets in the van going crazy coz some dude had tried grabbing him as he ran out this shop. it was just some random customer trying to be a hero. gary had to fight the guy to get away. so i'm driving away and i'm laughing at gary doing his nut and i've veered off and clipped a lamppost and ripped all the front wing of the van off. so the next day i've gone into work with this bullshit story that some idiot slammed his brakes on in front of me and i've clipped him as i swerved to avoid him and the guy just drove off. they weren't very impressed. they were even less impressed the next day when the pigs turned up telling them we'd been using their van to commit 'robberies' in. so yeah, we both got fired.
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2017-11-08 at 6:31 AM UTC in RIP Rob Schneiderif your dad's a jedi then you're a jedi
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2017-11-07 at 10:24 PM UTC in GF Left metotses bird
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2017-11-07 at 10:23 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
Originally posted by TheRealScronaldTrump A dude gave me vodka and another dude gave me a Jamaican beef patty.
Also Canada is never warm even in the summer you are lucky to get a night time breeze once a month that doesn't lower your core temperature.
have you read noobs fred? all you gotta do is go round there, say sorry, fake a few tears if you can, and he'll take you back so you'll be able to mug him off all over again. that cunt's soppier than a spastics chin.
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2017-11-07 at 10:19 PM UTC in John Fuckin' Kennedyi always thought the f stood for fucked
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2017-11-07 at 10:04 PM UTC in RIP Rob Schneider
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2017-11-07 at 10:03 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
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2017-11-07 at 9:19 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
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2017-11-07 at 9:18 PM UTC in RIP Rob Schneiderhe's a fucking jedi in he?
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2017-11-07 at 9:14 PM UTC in GF Left meshe was a ggilf
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2017-11-07 at 9:11 PM UTC in GF Left me
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2017-11-07 at 9:10 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionso which one of you two is scron?
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2017-11-07 at 9:03 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock editionstill don't make sense
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