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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock 99% of the users here have only experienced sex at the end of another mans penis.

    oh fuck me he's at it again, lol



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats not accurate.

    for example…spread your ass cheeks…

    voila. you have your very own vagina.

    you really do talk a load of bollocks don't you?



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, it's referring to how I wreck your bootyhole on the daily with my Arizona Iced Tea can sized cock.

    You wish jellyfish



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    How's it relevant anyway? Its about the Mario movie you nut.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 so is this. when for whatever reason, they locked the thread right after 9/11 but the post was made on 9/01/01


    There were prolly shitloads of Fred's locked after 911, if you checked enough of them you would definitely find one that you could twist into meaning something. Prolly find a few dozen if you looked hard enough.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    No when I think back this has always been the case.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    there would be a huge world party, it would be awesome. then everyone would come down, go home, sleep it off and then business as usual.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its alright its the stuff sold as "molly" these days feels nowhere near as intense and crazy as the pressed pill i used to eat that wasn't called molly, but xtc/rolls.

    the last time I did "molly was awhile back while tweakin and i felt it but im sure the tweak covered it up, though ive taken it with nothing else before and it underwhelming

    if you want real mdma now a days then don't do tablets. get crystal mdma.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That video pretty much points out the faggots that hang in Bltc.

    i assumed that to be the point of it.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i had funny dream last night which made me think about this. the dream was that i was at the gallaghers house from shameless(the original uk version) just hanging out with them. frank kept wandering in and out off his face as usual. but the weird thing was the house was on fire. but it was on fire for ages and we were still all in it. this felt like half the night it was on fire all around us getting slowly bigger and bigger. they were doing shit and packing things while this went on. at the end when the fire was so bad we had to get out they were just like 'well we're off now, see ya'. and they just left me there stranded and i had nowhere to fucking go. made me realize that there is never a time when i dream that i feel or know that i have a home. i've had loads of homes and had loads of dreams in those homes. but never in a dream do i think 'fuck this, i think i'll just go home and chill', or summing.

    anyone else get this or just me?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby post pix, chicken

    nope, i wouldn't want all you fuckers hitting on me, what with me being a 9/10 an all.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    did he ever come back? i'm calling alt



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i've never had a guy of any age come on to me tbh. i think i do look like the kind of guy that would break their faggot jaw tho.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no coz i'm the one who knocks



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm a 9/10



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Is the 'Get Rekt,Faggot' in the title referring specifically to our beloved captain faggot?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you're welcome pal





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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yep



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fetlife



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The whole feasibility/reasonability argument went out the window with the very first Snowden leak. Without that one nerd who decided to be a hero, if I told you today that the same NSA facilities exist that we now know to be a fact, you would say it was infeasible, impossible to keep secret etc.

    The information we already know from the leaks that are years old now basically outlines the most absurdly expensive, extensive, dangerous mass surveillance instrumentation that would absolutely never be approved by the American public if it were every discussed in a public forum, has already been implemented. It's basically a political disaster scenario… And we still wouldn't have known about it today if one measly guy hadn't slipped through the cracks.

    My point is that the US government has already displayed an absurd and irrational commitment to this mass surveillance campaign. The storage space doesn't matter. The NSA practically has unlimited funds and no oversight because the American public is too afraid of a threat that has killed less Americans in the entire history of this country (terrorism), than stepladder accidents in the last year.

    its not often i agree with captain faggot, but when i do its pretty spot on the point.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I think there was a dude recently who got caught with like, industrial amounts of cocaine. Got off with nothing.

    i don't get it. how did he 'get caught' if its not against the law there. that's like saying you got caught with a pound of sugar and got off. you wouldn't get 'caught' with a bag of sugar because there's nothing wrong with having it in the first place.



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