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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Left

    arrived



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel They cause harm when used at all in any amount.



    Originally posted by Lanny Alcohol causes liver damage and has poor dietary qualities at any dose. It's negligable damage at low doses, but it's still damage.
    Stimulants at therapudic doses aren't much worse than alcohol.
    Classical psychadellics are exceedingly difficult to induce any degree of pharmacological injury with.
    It's basically impossible to ingest enough cannabis to do bodily damage, it's possible to take cannabis products without burning plant matter.
    Opiates, barring habituation, dependence, or combinations with CNS depressants are fairly benign and have an extremely long history of medical use.

    In short you're fucking retarded.

    lanny just pretty much beat me to it lol.

    but its obvious all your drug knowledge is garnered from tv and newspapers or government sources. these sources want to demonize drugs for their own benefit. they do so by exaggerating the harmful effects to a ridiculous level, both to the physical self and to society. often shit they report is completely made up, like crack being addictive with one hit or 2cb turning people into cannibals(i mean you didn't actually believe that shit, did you?) etc.

    the fact of the matter is that prohibition is making drugs far more harmful then they would normally be by handing the supply over to irresponsible people who(because of legal risk) adulterate the substances with more harmful chemicals.

    it was funny in the late nineties when the british government came out with a campaign against ecstasy following the high profile death of leah betts. their slogan was 'ecstasy, you never know what you're actually taking', referring to the fact that other more dangerous substances were being substituted for mdma in the pills. all us users at the time were thinking 'well who's fucking fault is that?'. without prohibition, regulation would mean you would know exactly what you were taking, it would be printed on the box with purity, warning and usage instructions just like fucking tylenol. the irony was that leah betts may well still be alive if it hadn't been for prohibition.

    please explain how i'm wrong.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby something I don't like about xmas besides the music is the company xmas parties. I usually avoid them but when I worked at hoboken and was trying to make a good impression to the owner and the hierarchy I went to their xmas party one night and it was really lame and I felt out of place because I had only been working there for a lil over a week so I didn't know everyone well.

    This girl that worked there during the day time introduced me to her friend that tagged along to the party and she was really tall and fat and basically looked like a total butch lesbo, had a daria tattoo… invader zim beanie… Anyways she was drunk and kept hitting on me and the girl that works there put mistletoe over our heads and the behemoth grabbed me by my belt and said "comeeeer fly boi!" and pulled me up against her big fat titty boombas and started trying to kiss me as I struggled to push her away from me.

    Everyone was watching and smirking and laughing at me, it was so embarrassing. This guy that works there started yelling "Get it Doug! Get sum get sum! Get it boy!" and the fat bitch stuck out her hips out to the side and smacked her own ass and said "Doug you know you want a slice of this!"

    work xmas parties are always so awkward. its not the sort of company you want to risk making a bad impression at. plus always such a mixmatch of types, you never know who might get offended by what, lol.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash I like eggs

    I like eggs



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 right

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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader this one is contagious, i herd it once and it keeps playing in my head in a loop


    ♫♫♫
    Last Christmas
    I gave you a touch
    But the very next day
    you told your daddy
    This time
    To save me from tears
    I'll stalk you from a faraway

    Last Christmas
    I gave you a touch
    But the very next day
    you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
    This time
    To avenge my tears
    I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)

    Once jailed and recently released
    I keep my distance
    But you still catch my eye
    Tell me baby
    Do you recognize me?
    Well
    It's been 10 years
    It doesn't surprise me

    (Merry Christmas)

    I wrapped it up and sent it
    With a note saying "I'll kill you"
    I meant it
    Now you know what I've went thru
    But if you kissed me now
    I'll still kill you anyway

    Last Christmas
    I gave you a touch
    But the very next day
    you told your daddy
    This time
    To save me from tears
    I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)


    Last Christmas
    I gave you a touch
    But the very next day
    you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
    This time
    To avenge my tears
    I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)


    A crowded jail
    Inmates with bloodshot eyes
    I'm doing time for you
    And gettin' raped every nite
    My God I thought you were
    Someone who kept secrets
    Me?
    I guess I was a naive pedophile

    A face on a teacher with a pedo in his heart
    A man undercover but you revealed me to all

    Now I'm a registered child sex offender forever and ever

    Last Christmas
    I gave you a touch
    But the very next day
    you told your daddy (you told your daddy)
    This time
    To avenge my tears
    I'll stalk you from a faraway (faraway)

    Last Christmas
    I gave you a touch
    But the very next day
    you told your daddy
    This time
    To avenge my tears
    I'll stalk you from a faraway

    A face on a teacher with a pedo in his heart
    A man under cover but you revealed me to all
    Now its time for you to pay, I'll kill you now
    I'll fucking your heart till you die.
    (Die. Die. Die)
    I'll fucking kill you now …

    Yeeaaa
    ♫♫♫

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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Adam West?

    wrong



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked…the lines in all the stores sucked…and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture…looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.

    hell…even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.

    now my bank account is empty.

    happy honika by the way



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock christmas sucks. i left my house at about 9am and just made it home at about 6pm with the only food ive eaten all day being nasty-ass protein bars. traffic sucked…the lines in all the stores sucked…and walmart sucks with its selection of childrens toys. the cocky nigger-cop strutting through walmart acting like a bad-ass wearing his full ensemble of call-out gear was some pleasant comic relief, tho. if id have thought of it i would have taken a picture…looked like some sort of pretty-boy ghetto rap star dressed as a cop.

    hell…even the liquor store had a line in it that i had to wait in.

    now my bank account is empty.

    sort of shit only a jedi would winge about



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Humanity's greatest creation is the wheel. It will always be the wheel.

    wrong

    heroin



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this is a pre-emtive wrong for your next shitty post

    wrong



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Oh Lain how I love you so
    You are the light that keeps me luminated
    you show me the path
    you get me closer to kami-sama
    You are the sister I always wanted
    The friend I always needed
    Kami-sama bless anata

    wrong



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume

    connect me in

    wrong



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Pay your respects ITT


    wrong



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus tell her you were on the news

    that could actually work



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Racist but not articulate it seems. I'm surprised you didn't say "Wong"

    you did miss a trick there lsd



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery how to ask girl from work on date

    what to do for date

    i told you, ask her if she wants an egg platter.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I'm saying it's probably approved from the top.

    wrong



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Nil i dunno dude. having rules when you drive is kinda nice

    yeah i fucking love getting done for speeding.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Maybe he had a bunch of items and handed the cashier the gift card first, and then after the cashier loaded it, asked if he could put it in he pocket so that he wouldn't lose it, and then later pulled out the second one and handed it back to the cashier.

    I can actually think other ways a person could go about this…

    do it at the cigarette counter, after they scan the card ask for some obscure brand of cigarettes that they don't have. while they're looking you switch cards. simple.



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