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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 Traditionally Jesus was always assumed to be concieved at Easter, and then 9 months on from that is Christmas. The Pope will want to hear about this. So what was his birthday? They'll be buying tip-ex by the bucketful at the Vatican once you tell us.

    30th february



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    drum and bass killed the house music scene.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 She's black (Nigerian I'm guessing)

    who is?



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I told you that would happen.

    that's life dude.



    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh dude, that's fucked. What's this life changing shitbomb? I don't understand why people have to be cunts and just can't be up front about shit, but oh well… the way it goes sometimes.

    what pissed me off is how she says fuck all for like two months then snaps at me like i'm out of order trying to be a fucking friend to her. if she'd said fuck off in the first place that would have been cool. but she was calling me from rehab asking me to do shit for her and send her shit in. one of the things she asked me to do was take down her adultwork profile, she gave me the password. but she used the same password for the email account that she used, so i got screenshots. and i saved the AW profile as a html file before i took that shit down. obviously the reason she wanted that profile down is so nobody could see what a whore she'd been. i also know mummy and daddy and little bro got fb and twitter, with all their friends and neighbors in their friend lists. would seriously suck for her if them screenshots got posted to everyones fb. i could make her whole town know what she been up to, lol.

    i got about 250 emails just like this one





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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    i could go for that right now



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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Edward G Robinson


    wrong



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I like those hats.

    they look like 1940 ganster hats in the Noir Films.

    wrong



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 My sugar has been spiking a bit. I sleep a lot. sometimes all day.

    You want to be friends? go bike riding and talking about girls?

    wrong



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 out of my *you*?

    wrong



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well let me be the first to wish you a happy 20000th post Bill Krozbyzy baby.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i told my folks it was too expensive to travel home for xmas to save having to do all that boring bullshit.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well, only 21 1/2 more hours to go.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Holy didn't read, batman

    wrong



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Thanks, dude. You're alright too. I was kinda sad and worried about that shit that went down with your (ex?) girlfriend who went to rehab. I kinda took a bit of a hiatus, so I don't know if anything else was mentioned about it, but I'd be curious to hear about it if there was shit. In either case, hoping you both have been doing alright.

    If Christmas is your thing, hope you have a merry one.

    dunno wtf is going on with her tbh. didn't hear from her for weeks after she got out of rehab. then she replied to a text saying hi, sorry i should have replied but been busy, how are you doing? and shit like that. then nothing again for a few weeks, then she texted saying stop texting me, i'm been told to stop talking to people who are still using. i'm in two minds atm to whether she's gone nuts or was just being a total cunt the whole time. either way its obviously not happening now, but if its the latter i'm in two minds to show her how a real cunt goes on. a got a life-changing shitbomb i could drop on her if i decided to. we'll see, lol.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Some passanger showed me Wood Street (video 1:22)a few months ago..I take wood to emeryville now.. it's like a special Shortcut for drivers, now in the know.

    Driving through Oakland is like playing a fucking GTA game.. getting lost on all the no outlet streets.

    wrong



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic christmas is important. 2017 years ago jesus christ got us a day off skoo

    what kind of country you live in that only gives you xmas day off?



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I've had some weird experiences from childhood that were clearly supernatural. they still occur today. I have visioned future events. you can't force something of interest. it just happens as if the weather chooses to be what it's going to be and you sense it a few days ahead of time. you have either dreams or thoughts ahead of time. often when you're angered or sad.

    her voice channels in water. and in silence. a daughter of Lilith. known by many tribes since the dawn of man.

    why am i not surprised?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah ya fuckin wrongun



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader actually i prefer people post the title of the songs their talking about becos im using tor and its just too slow and i had noscript turned on so youtubes just appear as black boxes that i wont bother clicking.

    yeah, i'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck about you tbph.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm watching all the star wars movies. just gonna make a coffee and start revenge of the sith.



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