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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    threatening to send somebody to jail if they don't send you a pic is pretty cranky dude. wtf wouldn't i show everyone that shit?



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah wtf is anime exactly anyway? sounds like shit for kids



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Then this is just one big troll fest and there's no reason for you to have your panties all up in a twist.

    lol, i dunno where you got the idea that they were



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    would it be cool if i subbed this out to my friends? i'll pay them all $5 each and pocket the other $6 for myself. you'll need to send a shit ton of bags to me tho(no pun intended, well tell a lie, it was totally intended actually).



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Hahahaha. Do you know where the selfie line came from?

    You run around posting cheap stories about falling in love with whores, who are "totally smart" and "not like other hookers". Combine that with your age and consistent drug abuse, and you have the gall to constantly mention to people you're a "9/10". Being a self-professed 9/10 is apparently very important to you, so pucker up and send us all a pic, snookums.

    you do realize the 'i'm a 9/10' line was just a piss take of sploo's 'my iq is 170', right?



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you get me fam?





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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 You're such a little bitch narc. Even if you were trying to troll by giving a fake name, you got trolled back and FELL FOR IT. You fell for it so hard you made a thread to 'call him out'

    dargo ain't trolling pal. i've had pm's from him in the past begging for pix and threatening to dox me if i didn't send them and shit. the dudes a total fagfreak nutjob, he's fucking obsessed man.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh shit, i just accidentally posted a pic of myself



    nobody look nobody look



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic but fr in the OP are those xanax bars that you like randomly nibbled at or what? i can't tell, their shape seems irregular

    dude on dream selling broken bars for half price. i got 10ml for 5 quid. most of them are big halves as well.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Nil was the fake address bait specifically for him after the youtube "incident"?


    really played him lol

    just thought it'd be lulzy to let you all think i'd just accidentally dox'd myself. gotta admit i didn't expect dargo to go that far but i guess i'm not surprised.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    2 times now i've had dargo believe a fake name is mine. at some point in the future i'm going for a 3rd. if i do pull it off i will immediately proclaim myself grand winner of the internet.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    did you get buttfucked worse than dargo's gonna get when i catch up with him?



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 I found your sex tapes with minors. I'm going to literally send you to jail. Come get me, you middle aged druggie.

    oh you got me, you found out about my little fetish with minors. this one i got so carried away with i burnt my prick on the tailpipe





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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by UserOnParole God Bless yoU!
    This thread is where I will bring back the posts that I cherished in my former life as a scron.

    fixed



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind Snitch.

    well you can't talk, you just snitched on me for snitching



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind "I totally got you."

    "No, I totally got you."

    When the curtain comes down and the hero and the villain step out hand in hand, the audience applauds both, because they know that the hero role and the villain role are only masks.

    There's just a relative manifestation of consciousness appearing, and then given a bunch of ideas like a name, a religion, a nationality, and he clustered those together into something that is supposed to be a personality, but when closely examined we discover that none of that stuff is actually real.

    What's going on right now is people are asking themselves "Who am I?" and they become depressed because they keep trying to hold up this image to the world, show the world how successful they are and how much better they are, and that's what depression is, when someone is trying to be the Wizard of Oz instead of the sweaty guy behind the curtain. Oz is just a character. People are trying to "be someone" for the world.

    So behind the scene, under the surface, that is to say "in reality" we are all the actor. You are not the you that you think you are.

    damn plagiarist

    https://mountainmindset.org/2017/11/30/new-way-to-explain-mental-illness/

    http://uk.businessinsider.com/jim-carrey-explains-strange-interview-he-gave-at-nyfw-2017-9?op=1&r=US&IR=T



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    coz all the vegans are gonna cum in their pants so hard they gonna need new ones.



    would you eat this?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean if you think of it like that, if there was somebody you really wanted to kill coz you hated them so much even just killing them wasn't really enough, then that weapon would be the way to go. don't just kill em, give them the most embarrassing death you can think of.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The only thing this should be used for is for the inventor to kill himself with it for making this piece of shit.

    could you imagine the shear humiliation of actually getting murked by one of them



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i prefer girls who look like theyre humans

    yeah but, you know what i'm saying tho?





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