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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor you know here in the states I think if an adult "identifies" as a child and you have sex with her they have to recognize her preferred age pronouns and you could probably go to jail like you actually just fukt a kid. something to think about maybe call a polygender attorney to verify before you dong it.

    that can't be right surely?

    can it??

    there are people on fetlife into petplay which is where they role-play like some kind of pet/animal. so would that get you done for beasiality? that's more fucking mental than the crazy chicks pretending to be cats and 3 year olds.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't make promises but I promise you I won't do it again.

    see i dunno whether to trust ya now. the trust is gone mmQ.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Would it count as extenuating circumstances if I had sexual relations with an underage female who had graduated from high school early through advanced classes and was already enrolled in college?

    is that summing you'd like to do then?



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    would i have to change her diapers tho? not sure i could go that far. i mean, totally fine and up for it if its number 1, but i having nothing with them number 2's, know what i'm saying, lol.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor yeah I will check it out then. same i don't really want to publish myself as being a pervoid but i guess you just have to go off her body pics and hope she doesn't have a horse face

    na i've seen my little's face, she quite a pretty little thing.

    innit funny how opportunities just seem to come out of the strangest places sometimes, lol.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter

    yeah super hans is fucking quality





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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Maadher chod ullu ke pathe.

    thought you were calling me a motherfucker there, but google translate says otherwise.

    TranslateTurn off instant translation
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    Maadher chod ullu ke pathe.

    27/5000
    माधेर छोड उल्लु के पत्ते.
    Leaves of Molt Foliage.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i dunno, use a fake pic. lot of people don't post face pix on there anyway coz of shit like work and family and that, so they can't afford to be exposed as being a total fucking pervert, lol.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Eh, I know. I was just bored and forced myself to post something somewhere beacuse even one stupid comment often helps me to get into more of a 'posting mode' when I'm finding most of the threads uninteresting or having anything I feel I want to input.

    ok, i'll let you off this time.

    but don't do it again, alright?



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i thot to myself ''wow, this user is so cool'' and then i remembered that your like 45

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    i don't get it



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor daddy/large?

    it stands for 'daddy dom/little girl' its all this age play regression shit. i'm pretty certain most dudes into it are total fucking pedos. but i've started to figure that most of the chicks into it are completely batshit fucking cray cray. so its like a goldmine of crazy chicks. i fucking love crazy chicks, they fuck like nothing else, most will let you do absolutely anything. this one is like 200 miles away but is a good 7/10. i should have a car in the next few weeks so i could be setting up a good thing. just gotta try and ignore the fact that she's sucking her pacifier and cuddling a teddy bear and calling me daddy while i'm balls deep tho. i can do that, fuck it, lol.

    in fact her being 200 miles away is prolly good. i can go up there and fuck the shit out of her for a weekend, then dodge back and leave her up there. so i get the mad crazy sex without having to deal with all her other insanity while my cock isn't stuck inside her. the more i think about it, the more this sounds like a good idea, lol. also might be just the thing i need to help get that hooker chick outta my head.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    dogs have very good noses



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Yosuga no Sora was disappointing. I mean, there was sister fucking and a blowjob, as promised, but they really don’t show that much. Although, I was pleasantly surprised by them getting caught fucking doggystyle on school grounds. It was lacking in both story and sex scenes. It seems it may just be the controversy surrounding the incest issue that often gets this mentioned in relevant posts. I don’t know of any other anime that handled straight up incest this graphically.

    i wish you'd have mentioned you were talking about fucking anime at the start of that post. you could have saved me reading 3 lines of utter shite.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    some 19 year old chick on fetlife who's into dd/lg shit is asking me to be her daddy, lol. i might just go along with it for lolz. plus she kinda fairly hot.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    good good, always good to hear of pigs dying. one less fucking control freak to fuck the world up with their bullshit protection rackets.

    sorry what was that? 2 cops murked themselves? oh fucking great, that's better than xmas and new year combined.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhh, i fucking love dead cops.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Don't burn half of it next time.

    wasn't thru choice mate. you could taste the magnesium stearic binding agent where some clown had obviously crushed up some kind of tablet to bash it up with. i won't be going back to those amateurs again, that's for certain.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Anybody buying 20 dollars of heroin at a time can't be relying on their wits too hard.

    why is that?

    and that's 20GBP. is nearer to 30 of your USD.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Compensation for what? That implies you've done something to earn it. I have no problem with you 'living on your wits', but taking welfare dollars from the state makes you a dirty nigger.

    i had two years of my life taken away for something i didn't do. to be honest, society owes me way more than just a living. what they're currently giving me in compensation doesn't even begin to cover it to be fair.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    obbe, why are you bothering to have/partake in this discussion? when according to your theory there is absolutely no point or reason for partaking in discussing anything. what is the point in humans developing language and forms of communication in the first place? it makes zero sense, you fucking imbecile(not my actual thoughts). the best i can fathom of your theory is that you're pretty much saying the entire human race suffers with some kind of tourettes syndrome.

    its like think about it tho. if i had an opinion on something, but you're saying that i'm not thinking that, so that's not really my opinion. then that means my opinion on the matter is something else/not that. which means i still have an opinion. even if i don't know what my opinion is on something, i will still have an opinion about it. so if i have an opinion, then i have free will/thought.



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Artfulldodger Vauxhall novas, cavaliers, sierras, metros, orions, minis too lol

    i didn't mind the old cavalier sri's, they were nice shifty cars to drive. but i was really a golf vr6 fan myself. the way they handled the roads was awesome. we would joyride a car like that and deliberately look for a pig car for the chase. back in those days the best the pigs had was the vauxhall senator, which was a real shifty motor to be fair. if you got a senator on you on the motorway then you could be fucked unless you had an exit within a mile or two at best. but down the country lanes in a golf vr6 we'd make them look like a fucking joke in their big bulky senators. the golfs in those days had amazing handling, it was practically like you were riding on railway tracks, the way that car could hold the road.



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