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2018-05-25 at 1:14 AM UTC in NIS Adventure: When Bill Krozby ..
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2018-05-24 at 10:36 AM UTC in Muslim hereMuslim here, with a message for you islamophobic people. The West created this mess. It was you who divided up the land. It was you who put in the puppet governments. It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.
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2018-05-23 at 7:16 PM UTC in fuck or pass the pay
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2018-05-23 at 3:12 PM UTC in what u having for supper?
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2018-05-23 at 1:11 AM UTC in Do u nerds play online video games all day?
Originally posted by EllariaSand
This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.
You're not light.
You're not a ninja.
Your surroundings are not built to last.
Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
You have no friends who will help you out.
You are an atomised individual.
And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
You have no DIY skills.
You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is. -
2018-05-22 at 11 PM UTC in Creeping into 3rd decadeThe globalists like Bill Gates and Opra Winfrey have been funding and planning the extermination of the vast majority of the human race for quite some time now. That's why everything you were told is a lie. They won't sacrifice themselves and theirs to the cause, but they gleefully sacrifice you and yours.
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2018-05-22 at 6:57 PM UTC in The State of Israel is Enjoying the F-35Yeah.
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2018-05-22 at 2:20 AM UTC in What do you think Harry and Meghans baby nigglet will look like?They should avoid having children as the world is overpopulated and instead adopt some black babies from Africa.
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2018-05-22 at 12:28 AM UTC in What do you think Harry and Meghans baby nigglet will look like?Mixed kids are usually pretty cute though
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2018-05-21 at 12:07 AM UTC in Review: Deadpool 2
Originally posted by Dfg Great, all around fun, you won't have any serious complaints, it tops the first one, bring in all the good 4th wall narrative and you should wait for the post credits btw. They're 5 in total and you would be lol'ing your way out of the cinema.
I just watched the first one two days ago. It was so, totally Ryan Phillips. 👍🏻
Will def watch the second. Thanks for the input, Dfg.🌷 -
2018-05-20 at 6:07 PM UTC in How do I live?
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock can you get your conviction expunged ?
This is a CRAPSHOOT.
First off, at least in GA, you have to be 5 years good behavior AFTER the finishing of your sentence. Only then, it's up to review. If granted, then anyone outside of law enforcement can't see your history. It's rarely granted. I'd argue it's rarely applied for, too.
If he is fresh out, he has at least 5-10 years before he can begin that game. -
2018-05-20 at 5:15 PM UTC in Meghan Markle sucked my dick in the 8th gradeThe royal family is literally inbred as fuck. There was a period of time where they only fucked within their own bloodline. I'm on a phone and too lazy to provide the simple documentation but just google royal family inbreeding or look at a picture of prince Charles
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2018-05-20 at 2:20 AM UTC in I told you it's war now🤣😂🤣 ya big geek😜
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2018-05-19 at 1:45 PM UTC in NIS Adventure: When Bill Krozby ..It's also a good hook for remixes.
"Hey, do you know where to get some?"
"HAUEHUEHUEHAUEHUEHAUEHUE!!!"
"THAT PHONE WILL COME OUT YO HAND" -
2018-05-19 at 1:42 PM UTC in NIS Adventure: When Bill Krozby ..
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2018-05-19 at 6:52 AM UTC in NIS Adventure: When Bill Krozby ..My version is better
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2018-05-19 at 4:48 AM UTC in My Life Without A Cock
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Again.. White straw? urethrae?
I believe he put a catheter in his bladder before taking the penis completely off. If you look in the pic where he’s looking in the mirror, there’s a catheter coming down and going into a catheter bag. Look close, there’s pee in it.
I can’t imagine hating a part of my body so badly I’d have to strangle it till it falls off. Talk about self mutilation. -
2018-05-18 at 1:09 AM UTC in how much to tip pizza delivery guy?Idk ask Bill Krozby
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2018-05-15 at 10:41 PM UTC in to the ladies from DHOn Sat night we jack up the CPU and use the bigger screen.
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2018-05-15 at 8:19 PM UTC in Why I'm leaving