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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich coming from a middle aged man who cried about his teenage heart throb nigger whore heroin fake gf for 20 pages who can't even afford a real pizza. get real man

    That phone will come out yo hand
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  2. cartof Yung Blood
    Muslim here, with a message for you islamophobic people. The West created this mess. It was you who divided up the land. It was you who put in the puppet governments. It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  4. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Hello!!!!!!😍



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  5. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand

    This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.

    You're not light.
    You're not a ninja.
    Your surroundings are not built to last.
    Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
    You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
    You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
    You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
    You have no friends who will help you out.
    You are an atomised individual.
    And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
    You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
    Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
    Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
    You have no DIY skills.
    You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
    You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
    Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
    Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
    Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
    You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
    You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
    You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
    Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
    They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is.
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  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The globalists like Bill Gates and Opra Winfrey have been funding and planning the extermination of the vast majority of the human race for quite some time now. That's why everything you were told is a lie. They won't sacrifice themselves and theirs to the cause, but they gleefully sacrifice you and yours.
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  7. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Yeah.

    We probably gave it to them,in one way or another.
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  8. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    They should avoid having children as the world is overpopulated and instead adopt some black babies from Africa.
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  9. Mixed kids are usually pretty cute though
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  10. Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Dfg Great, all around fun, you won't have any serious complaints, it tops the first one, bring in all the good 4th wall narrative and you should wait for the post credits btw. They're 5 in total and you would be lol'ing your way out of the cinema.

    I just watched the first one two days ago. It was so, totally Ryan Phillips. 👍🏻

    Will def watch the second. Thanks for the input, Dfg.🌷
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  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock can you get your conviction expunged ?

    This is a CRAPSHOOT.

    First off, at least in GA, you have to be 5 years good behavior AFTER the finishing of your sentence. Only then, it's up to review. If granted, then anyone outside of law enforcement can't see your history. It's rarely granted. I'd argue it's rarely applied for, too.

    If he is fresh out, he has at least 5-10 years before he can begin that game.
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  12. The royal family is literally inbred as fuck. There was a period of time where they only fucked within their own bloodline. I'm on a phone and too lazy to provide the simple documentation but just google royal family inbreeding or look at a picture of prince Charles
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  13. Technologist victim of incest
    🤣😂🤣 ya big geek😜
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  14. It's also a good hook for remixes.

    "Hey, do you know where to get some?"

    "HAUEHUEHUEHAUEHUEHAUEHUE!!!"

    "THAT PHONE WILL COME OUT YO HAND"
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  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock did they kind of laugh or did they tell you to stop

    They probably said if he ever laughs like that in public again, he'll be arrested.
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  16. My version is better

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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Again.. White straw? urethrae?

    I believe he put a catheter in his bladder before taking the penis completely off. If you look in the pic where he’s looking in the mirror, there’s a catheter coming down and going into a catheter bag. Look close, there’s pee in it.

    I can’t imagine hating a part of my body so badly I’d have to strangle it till it falls off. Talk about self mutilation.
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  18. Idk ask Bill Krozby
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  19. On Sat night we jack up the CPU and use the bigger screen.
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  20. I feel the same way

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