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My Life Without A Cock

  1. #41
    I'm very disappointed that this thread is still at the top after me being gone at work for 9 hours.
  2. #42
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    HTS NO
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  3. #43
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Again.. White straw? urethrae?

    I believe he put a catheter in his bladder before taking the penis completely off. If you look in the pic where he’s looking in the mirror, there’s a catheter coming down and going into a catheter bag. Look close, there’s pee in it.

    I can’t imagine hating a part of my body so badly I’d have to strangle it till it falls off. Talk about self mutilation.
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  4. #44
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Daily HTS NO

    Yeah don't worry, I'm not interested in mutilating my cock into a gruesome nub that squirts pee. I mean, worse things could happen to me, but seriously fuck that. Not aesthetic.
  5. #45
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not sure what I expected but it wasn't that

    kinda wishing I didn't click this thread
  6. #46
    I heavily regret every circumstance that led me to click on this thread tonight.
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  7. #47
    At least he doesn't expect a reach around.

    But he had a nice big dick, you'd think he donate it or something.
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  8. #48
    Xlite African Astronaut
    This is why we can't have nice things.
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  9. #49
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Jesus, can you put a fucking warning if you're gonna post pix of dicks chopped off.



    .
  10. #50
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bump oor the lak there of
  11. #51
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're going to be having nightmares about this for awhile, bud. You looking down and your dick is missing. Then you're running around in a panic desperately looking for it.

    But what does that have to do with that white straw thing?
  12. #52
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I believe he put a catheter in his bladder before taking the penis completely off. If you look in the pic where he’s looking in the mirror, there’s a catheter coming down and going into a catheter bag. Look close, there’s pee in it.

    I can’t imagine hating a part of my body so badly I’d have to strangle it till it falls off. Talk about self mutilation.

    OK Mystery Straw answered.

    Fuck this is the most disturbing image on here
  13. #53
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]


    This is the same shit you use on cattle.

    Goddam.
  14. #54
    new old Houston
    think I'll stick to just beating mine...
  15. #55
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by new old think I'll stick to just beating mine…

    👍👍
  16. #56
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That's just because we have several full-blown trannies here who could become offended. Inversely, we only have one member who wants to cut his dick off. It's a matter of economic polity, really.

    I do not want to cut my dick off, fuck.
  17. #57
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Polite people don't want to cut their dicks off.
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Knew this one guy who pulled off his dick by the root, just like a carrot.
  19. #59
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Ain't no WAN to cut their dick off.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Knew this one guy who pulled off his dick by the root, just like a carrot.

    The carrot is the root.
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