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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces Animal House 👍😂

    Was the the Dean's wife?
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cartof I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

    You're using too hot of water which creates a vacuum effect. Do it in a cold shower.. be a real man. take a cold shower and you will be wide-eyed all day long.

    Plus hot water dries your skin out. and make sure you wash your ass and taint
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe organize a Gay Shame march in your town.

    No because then I would be Anti-Gay which gives them the lift to counter.

    Just accept and move on. All this does is feed the far left liberal agenda movement in which reelected people make shitloads of money in San Francisco and other large cities.

    Fuck their game.. i mean, Right on that you make good money but come up with a new agenda that all people can benefit from. you have just become the new elitist party and no working class mother fucker is gonna like you.
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    2 word typo

    Badass
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra this retarded reasoning is why everyone except european whites are 'allowed' to take pride in their heritage

    We need to end that. also Gay Pride. I get it.. You're Gay! the glass ceiling has been shattered for lesbians but not straight women. especially of you're a software engineer for Uber. But I bet the guys were trolling her to trigger her out of office bordom and she found the golden ticket by a ACLU certified lawyer who wouldn't take care of my civil right violations cause I'm so fucking pale... End this retarded libtarded shit NOW!

    DaFuq?
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cartof i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

    OK but You're telling yourself to suck your own dick.

    No one likes race pride in America anymore.. it's considered elitist (regardless of race)

    cultural wise You had good parents. but not all Indian Parents are good (by your own admission ) so you contradicted yourself.

    I agree your culture is fascinating but you're like anyone else here so let me kick you off your faggoted pedestal
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I miss the soft boiled on toast this morning :(

    I had to get up early. granola cereal rebroke the temp filling

    air on raw tooth-nerve is a painful rush. so calming when you can calm it down. feels like the best drug rush without using drugs. something to do with endorphins maybe. Anyways, I Digress tomorrow.. lightly toasted garlic bread with softboil egg and cilantro
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Spaghetti all'amatriciana

    Sounds good

    You have to have cheese toast with it too n a side salad
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock of course it wouldnt survive, which makes the analogy even more appropriate.

    Right.. I might be ugly and fat.. But I'm a bad ass :D
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You know he love chicken
    He keeps typing about it.. probably hungry and don't have any food stamps because he sold them for crack rocks


    That nigga touched more chicken than Colonel Sanders.. lololol

    that sounds almost pedophile codey

    I wouldn't doubt it. Infinity seems like the NAMBLA type
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing you could body-double is a warthog after its been hit by a speeding cement truck

    A Tank lost.. what makes you think a cement truck would survive Ya filthy hick!

  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am going to have so much fun with President trump.
    I got a big surprise planned.
    Lets just say it will be "the bomb"

    Flagged!!!

    666
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT it also seems to be spellchecking with a new program ,,
    any clues as to why or what I did that changed that?

    thanks for any helpful input on THIS subject

    It could be an RTT (Real Time Text monitoring) watching for your passwords and bank info. reboot
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit what the fuck do i know about roofing, fuckwit? how about i give you a sex change myself, you pretty yourself up, and work every corner you can…and give me every fucking cent and dollar you make bitch

    This has Infinityshock-Alt written all over it.
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    What are you saying. You don't eat Chicken and Watermelon? You some kind of faggoted vegan?
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm all of a sudden caught a big huge fever Starr, it's humongously feverish, like lots. I need you now, *cough, cough* halp me please!

    ☁💟💟☁💟💟☁
    💟💟💟💟💟💟💟
    💟💟💟💟💟💟💟
    ☁💟💟💟💟💟☁
    ☁☁💟💟💟☁☁
    ☁☁☁💟☁☁☁

    New page.

    Heartz for Eyes. they're so cute and in a good way "Cartoonish" Nature using features for breeding reasons. "Attractions" of large eyes, Big breasts and curvy hips. 9/10
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit

    this is jedi

    very tragic

    Why do you want to murder me with "knife raping?". You join and right out of the gate. We cross paths before?
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I used the force and instead of landing on the zocalo death star, I ended up in space full of niggas. I hope someone left me a bucket of chicken wings, or breasts, or anything!


    Dammit.

    You're confusing Niggas (A form of endearment) with what looks like the stereotypical N word (Nigger) and what a N word person choses to eat. I mean who in the fuck doesn't like Chicken or Watermellon ffs. Unless they're Vegans
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    well it was a F117 not a B2


    but NK should worry about this

  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I'd could be his body double and take a bullet for him.


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