I will be having dinner with President Trump

1. 2018-05-23 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   hopefully...
   
   
   
   Stay tuned!
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2. 2018-05-23 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll alert the secret service ahead of time
3. 2018-05-23 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   I'd could be his body double and take a bullet for him.
   
   
   
4. 2018-05-23 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   Tyrone Shoelaces Houston
   
   
   
   
   😂😂😂
5. 2018-05-23 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   Sancho Tuskegee Airman
   
6. 2018-05-23 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How will you hold your food down?
7. 2018-05-23 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am going to have so much fun with President trump.
   I got a big surprise planned.
   Lets just say it will be "the bomb"
8. 2018-05-23 at 5:37 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I'd could be his body double and take a bullet for him.
   
   
   [p://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0a9MWUgv-HA/UEdRMehtJrI/AAAAAAAAACA/0V_HhldILOY/s1600/but-why.jpg

   
   the only thing you could body-double is a warthog after its been hit by a speeding cement truck
9. 2018-05-23 at 6:49 PM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I am going to have so much fun with President trump.
   I got a big surprise planned.
   Lets just say it will be "the bomb"

   
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10. 2018-05-23 at 6:51 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am going to have so much fun with President trump.
    I got a big surprise planned.
    Lets just say it will be "the bomb"

    
    because the SS has such a well-known sense of humor
11. 2018-05-23 at 6:52 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing you could body-double is a warthog after its been hit by a speeding cement truck

    
    A Tank lost.. what makes you think a cement truck would survive Ya filthy hick!
    
    
12. 2018-05-23 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock A Tank lost.. what makes you think a cement truck would survive Ya filthy hick!
    
    [imp://www.badassoftheweek.com/warthog4.jpg

    
    of course it wouldnt survive, which makes the analogy even more appropriate.
13. 2018-05-23 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock of course it wouldnt survive, which makes the analogy even more appropriate.

    
    Right.. I might be ugly and fat.. But I'm a bad ass :D
14. 2018-05-23 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Right.. I might be ugly and fat.. But I'm a bad ass :D

    
    if you wiped or practiced any form of self-hygiene you wouldnt have that problem.
15. 2018-05-23 at 7:15 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    2 word typo
    
    Badass
16. 2018-05-23 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock 2 word typo
    
    Badass

    
    doesnt change the fact that you fail to practice basic hygiene.
17. 2018-05-23 at 7:23 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock doesnt change the fact that you fail to practice basic hygiene.

    
    screw you. I wash and wet wipe my ass from time to time to make sure all the poo smell is out. and wipe down with lemon scented baby wipes.. you disgusting shit lover.
18. 2018-05-23 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am going to have so much fun with President trump.
    I got a big surprise planned.
    Lets just say it will be "the bomb"

    
    inb4 fona makes the news for trying to give trump an umbrella stand full of marbles
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19. 2018-05-24 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Let me make this clear.
    I never threatened Trump's life.
    I love our country and I love our president.
    God Bless America
20. 2018-05-24 at 7:03 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock screw you. I wash and wet wipe my ass from time to time to make sure all the poo smell is out. and wipe down with lemon scented baby wipes.. you disgusting shit lover.

    
    'time to time' doesnt count when that distance being measured is in months.