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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks I’m 29 lmao wut

    someone posted a photo of you they said was from Zoks and talked of your kids in the photo.. so I figured you had to be in your late 30s or early 40s now

    29? did you have kids in your teens
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung winged blackbird?
    What do you naturalists say?

    My favorite as a local species to the bay area.

    But I do like Blue Birds (they kind of look like Blue Jays) that we have in the bay area


    for non native/invasive species in the bay area are the Jungle parrot species out of South America brought to San Francisco and refered to as Cow Hallow Mcaw Parrots of San Francisco (the guy in this video is from Telegraph hill so he coined the official term Parrots of Telegraph Hill.. but Telegraph hill is a giant rock and has few trees)

    Story goes, some asswipes bought the birds in Central or South America in the 1970s or 80s, they couldn't sell them because of some law and let them go free..and by the late 1980s these fucking things grew into 10s of thousands.

    Although they're cute, friendly and if you go down to Embarcadero Center/Park, during spring, they will fly down and hang out on your shoulder as long as if you bring them seeds to eat.





  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I stayed there floating like a mama cow.

    This could be apart of an inside Joke.. I caught that too

    Moo
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Also she used fat college/highschool girls to make herself stand out more.

    but they're all cute kids
  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic

    Dude she's like 42 in this video.. she's close to 80 years old now. I figured she was probably 22 maybe 23 and in or just out of college but she was pretty old in this video. she looked good for her age.

    Edited: She's 74 still


    Born: Sep 22, 1943 (age 74) · Philadelphia, PA
    Height: 5' 5" (1.65 m)
    Net worth: $5 million USD (2016)
    Education: Las Vegas High School
    Parents: Louis Basil (Father) · Jacqueline Jessica Anderson (Mother)
    Nominations: MTV Video Music Award for Best Choreography (1984) · Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Choreography (1988)
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apt Half the userbase are legit pedos/hebes and you're trying to flaunt your milquetoast sexual conquests to us

    Kill yourself

    OK Now I'm starting to like you. you think like me


    Originally posted by apt [imgs]photo of giant flesh hole[/imgs]

    Spoke to late. Please kill yourself at once!
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Oh, And every drug gives me E.D.


    Adderall

    Gabapentin Is sadly a strange drug.. it gives you E.D. but also makes you feel arousal but causes this weird reversal semen flow.. there is a technical term for it "Retrograde Ejactulation... it fucking burns too if you can ejaculate anything. OUCHIES! something to do with pulling urine into your nutsacks..which isn't ever ever supposed to happen

    SSRI's of mine do it too. it sucks. I'm told take Slow Niacin or fast acting if I can deal with the burn. this and some other natural supliments will aid in stopping Retrograde Ejaculation.
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't like crack it just gives me boners.

    Dudes I know that smoked crack told me that if they didn't do it.. it was like their nuts would have the sensation of pushing down; all of the time

    but I thought speed kills erections (for me-Adderall) and makes women super super horny.
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    It is an SG cause it's not specificly The Vinyl Solution

    "Faggots" -Lanny
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    BTW Hey hey is hip hip-Hep

    it's reference to being high and drunk (hep for liver)

    I'v read the actual lyrics before.. but they wrote it this way
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Micky Dolenz from the Monkies

    Sing-a-long see if you can keep up (lyrics version)

  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol, he didn't die, he ducked down and ran out of the room because he didn't see the snake go out the window

    Watch it really carfuly .. he looks to be bit in the face and then ducks when it comes to bite his face again. and then runs off as it slides out the window.
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader i believe this is a hand, not a snake.

    O U
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS I don't like talking to strangers. Fuck anyone who shatters the invisible wall that keeps me separate from the mundanes. 🤔

    What major city are you closest to (or should I just say province?)

    You're in Alberta right?
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    GOT DAMN IT

    TIME TO PURGE THIS SHIT ONCE AND FOR ALL.


    DONT" LEAD THEN FOLLOWUP WITH #METOO

    AND FONA

    DRIVE YOUR ASS TO RENO NEVADA AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE RANCH.
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Beige Warlock becomes a robot!

    [video]https[/video]

    lots of people have made this reference to me.

    A: I have chip implants in the head
    B: buttocks
    C: apendix (good place to hide it)
    D: throat (clicking sounds at night)
    E: behind an eyeball
    F: all of the above
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Says the guy who posts once a week and only posts child porn lol

    are you talking to OP?

    anyone who posts CP will get a fed at their door (or equivalent to if not in the USA)
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    apt aka losershock.. please stop scrolling the troll photos
    it's nasty and it's childish. stop fucking shit up
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yup he loves to cycle

    he broke his wrist falling off that bike and required 3 pins

    but he's still admires and loves his 2 wheels


    respect!
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