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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic ?? pos ??

    Point Of Sales (giggles)
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Another average day in Oakland

    Dude was a rich white techie though.. Maybe Oakland is haunted with the ghost of past gunslingers of the 1800s and their spirits live on :/ ???
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic fuck yea, hopefully it wipes everything out

    >:[ let me guess.. you hate Californians but you're from Oregon or Ohio or some gay state like that
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    He was a "brilliant" student who has a history of stalking women. he was walking through an upper middle class neighborhood in East Oakland's Diamond district.

    It started off with a man being reported of spray painting balls and penis on cars and houses before the man entered a home on Las Vegas Ave and started shooting at a police cruiser.

    He was shot in the leg and shoulder 2 days ago by police but died this morning.

    Some dude was telling me about this last night. said he was shooting people outside of their business. Oakland is being gentrified by wealthy techies.. apparently that doesn't matter. Dude was white! had issues with immigrants though. but has a hispanic like name. or russian or some shit.

    http://abc7news.com/news/oakland-shooters-troubled-past-college-history-/1760369/
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    It's a big deal in california to get 2-3 inches of rain. Doesn't sound like anything to people in texas but in cali, the hills collect and roll water down making it collect in feet. San Francisco alone is expecting 5-6 inches and parts of the state will get nearly a foot at around 10 inches in the next few days. rivers are full to capacity.

    Good news for skiers is 5 foot of new powder this Sunday-Monday. unless you don't drive a 4 wheel runner. you stuck on Donner's Pass.!

  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR Got me good, Actor.

    Curtain closes.. sandbag drops to the floor, but one lands on Captain Falcon's head. we rush CF to the emergency room at SF General where Mark Zuckerburg's wife is head of staff.

    Dr Zucky... this man has been injured.

    Dr Zuck and Asian Mystifis thingy " Has your friend been traumatised by anything"?

    RisiR: "A Sandbag landed on his head and he fell to the floor."

    SCronaldo_J_Trump: "The curtain closed but I thought it was a real event happening"

    Dr Zuck, Asian Hottie: "Wait, are you talking about this man in a play"?

    Actor: "Well, it was more of a pole show of french transvestites, so Captain Falcon was doing more than playing with it.. he was tugging really hard and shot his load so hard it blew him backwards directly under the Sandbag.

    Dr Zuck, Asian Wisdom and too good for Mark Z: "Oh, you guys"

    A loud applause comes from the hospital staff with many chuckles.


  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Richard Mulligan was extremely funny as Bert or Burt

    there were a ton of actors on it actually. I never wanted to act but I wanted to direct. I'm getting old. I had a couple of extra parts in the 1980s. but never spoke on film.

    I think if I put my mind to it, i could be the perfect Archie Bunker if they ever recasted for TV show or better yet a film. Hell it's the only way someone like me would ever make money in this world with my limited knowledge of almost everything out there. I never mastered one thing.. "Jack of all trades, master of none."

    But then again, i would like to do Bert in a re-imagination of Soap for as a new sitcom

  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Shit post number 3

    I'm "Anchoring" and I can't sleep
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Wait.. Doesn't Francis Ford Coppola have a well known daughter name Sophie.. :/ ?


    naw!
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Sophie sounds like DeadInside from Hate

    I heard HBO owns hate.. and I believe that HBO used many of my posts as muse for hackscripts to their stupid faggot shows like CK Louise.

    Dana Gould is the husband of the former Wife of HBO. and he used to live in a house near the inner richmond right where the HQ of old Reddit was before moving to downtown or maybe it wAS ANOTHER WELL KNOWN SITE

    he lived with a bunch of faggoted Groundlings .. the original Groundlings came out of San Francisco which was a spinoff of Second City Troupe

    And of course Lorne Michaels lived in San Francisco for a while when he wrote for Phillis Diller's show out of Alameda in the 1960s or late 50s or some shit.

    All of these bastards knew each other one time or another at the Purple Onion (or Red Onion or whatever that comedy place was on Columbus near the old hungry I)

    why am I bringing this up.. because DeadInside is a filthy bastard and HBO needs to stop using me as a muse. and Larry David is a piece of shit who Lorne Michaels didn't like and refused to hire him from SNL so Larry went to ABC to work for "Friday's" a show like SNL with "Michael Nigger he's a Nigger" Richards. And he's said to be a 33rd level Mason (which is probably not related to shit) so he's Scottish and not a jedi Person.

    Nicholas Cages uncle, the great Francis Ford Coppola penned Godfather next to the Purple Onion (or across the street) at the Zoetrope building. but that has nothing to do with anyone else here.. it's just fascinating. Why film movings in LA when you can film them in San Francisco. As for Dana Gould.. it must suck knowing his wife is the breadwinner. and I never thought he was that funny. Naw he was hysterical actually. I took a Groundling workshop. no one liked me. Fucking SAG card holding faggots. Fuck off!

  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit I get it on and off too, usually when it's quiet at work. I hear my left ear "pop" and then it goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" for a couple of minutes at a time, softly.

    Really rustles my Jimmies.

    that's what I get too. I was watching a lady who said she got this as well.. one day she was running in the park.. heard a screech sound as she did before, but way louder.. then didn't know who she was. A blood vessel busted inside her head. aneurysm or something.. i forget what they called it. I'm curious if people who suffer from tinnitus have a higher chance of this? strokes or some shit. I'm too embarrassed to ask my doctor.
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Fuck your sterile. Learn chemistry noob. Recrystallizing is 95%+ pure

    I don't want to. I don't need to fuck around with that shit. I think the continuity of the medication is pretty consistent. and I'm ok with that. but I do skip a day of certain meds like adderall for a day to clean my liver out and to make sure I dont have to increase strength. this is why I slow release as well. I dont want to get high. I just don't want to be sleeping all the time from the other meds and I enjoy being able to concentrate once in a while and not brain sleep.
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Are you in the bay area?

    are you going to stalk me if I say yes? :/
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah, maybe you're right, ive only started researching the nephilm recently because of steve quale and the projects going on with cern. I dated a girl over the summer that had 2 rows of teeth *she was pretty though. But even her father told me she was part of the nephilim


    2 rows of teeth and she's hot :/ i uhh i dunno bout that
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump your an idiot hate eternal is an alt just like you, you are both th same person I bet.

    YOu have one common trait: Mental Retardation.

    I think this person is you and Captain Falcon myself.

    and you're Jealous of that spez dweeb who pissed off Trump by hiding shit from him by deleting it and saying he couldn't delete shit off his web (or whatever the story actually was) but then was proven he could delete shit out.. purged it right out.

    You want to make this site profitable just like Spez.. but you guys live in Texas.. and Texas is too far to do lunches from other San Francisco dot com companies. and no one does sit down video conference anymore.. this isn't the 1990s. it's Bring it to the real table in San Francisco or go and find a fucking cloud group to AAA Angel Invest in your scheme.

    Good Luck, PAL!
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOG7N0wiBFg

    https://vid.me/yERt

    The more I see of Jones, the more I like him.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTKs_tWPbE


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs




    Post last edited by wtfisthishit at 2017-02-19T08:43:32.109119+00:00

    what if that isn't a special FX but like in They Live.. he really looked that way. that's how I feel sometimes. on a more serious level of alien people among us. shapeshifting pieces of shit
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm starting to get real sick of your bullshit buddy.

    Well you're a moody fickle fuck :/ I was hearing her scream "Help help" and thought it was some drunk girls being funny .. like pulling on each other being stupid and silly.. but then she screams my boyfriend has been shot.. they shot my boyfriend.. and i vaguely remember cops chasing him up the street from my end of the store.. for like 20 minutes. then they all pulled into the giant ass mall's parking lot and pop pop pop over the 20 or so sirens going off all at once.

  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes Im aware of the book of enoch but I don't think it was the same giant

    Nephilim

    but the red hair also reminds me of the story of Jacobs evil twin Esau. he had red hair too.. but freakishly red hair everywhere.

    I think if a living Nephilim existed, why not Afghanistan or Iraq. I mean Iraq is where both the Garden of Eden existed and I believe the border near Iran is where the great city of Babylon was.

    You know, they say that in the 1800s they found fossils of human remains with red hair and skeleton between 9-12 feet high. but this was in California and Nevada on stateline somewhere.
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    give us your camera phone to share. there is a million of us. you won't see it anymore.. working at least.
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    does laying out glue traps for mice count?
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