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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You know what, the kind of bullshit in my previous comment is exactly what I hate when other posters do. Fuck that. Fuck me for posting that.

    What is the show about? Does it stand the test of time or has it ages poorly? Is it worth a watch from someone in 2017 who has never seen it before?

    I recently started watching The A-Team while stoned, the show is cheesy but it still holds up well if you watch it with the understanding that it WILL be cheesy as fuck.

    It depends on you and being opened minded. It's not too dated because it's about 2 families (cousins) by two moms, who both have issues with their own family members and husbands cheating or believing they're cheating. I don't want to ruin the show.. but it's a cliff hanger type of show. everything ends as the start of the next episode giving it a soap opera feel. It's like saying I love Lucy isn't dated. my kids loved watching her when they were young. but the show could re-imagined with some homage to it's original setting with a more modern touch or leave it in the 1977-1980 era. I could do that. The only thing about it is it's old shitty video quality. they even tried to give it that "vaseline on the lens" trick that Soap Opera that looked good on older CRT but not so much on digital tvs, it's not great visually. but I think you would laugh.. just get through season one.. it's a bit slow but you have to watch every episode for it to make sense.
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by wtfisthishit Ah I thought you were implying that organised crime was an inherently American thing, but I get you now.

    No.. of course not. It's everywhere. I just trip that (im guessing he's white brit being welch?) that many of them do talk like that. Hey it's his thing. Im just giving him a hard time cause it's like he's talking in codes. but let him relate to his mates as he choses.

    PS The Krays






    It's from one of Sacha Baron Cohen that all the wiggers latched on to. Honestly, people who talk like that are fucking faggots.
    Afghan dude from South London I got to know (before he went all jedi hatey on me and blamed me for the war on Afghanistan just for being an American) turned me onto Cohen. Throw the jedi down the well was pretty funny, when no one knew he was jedi himself.

  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, born in socal but spent most of my life outside the continental US. I just don't know what else you'd call the little area in front of my apartment building connecting it to the sidewalk. Porch? Seems to imply it's not a common area.

    Yeah.. most people say porch, sometimes stoops.. older people would. or foot of the steps. The country is losing it's regional slangs and accents. especially NYC. most people don't even sound like it. I'm told it's only in pockets and pretty much all of Bronx.
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic nah this is an average day back in the O A K when the bay was going HYPHY back when lanny was in middle skool and mdma/meth tabs were easier to get than weed


    Classic videos. crazy as fuck. Off topic, But I like to mimic Stanley Robert's voice (the voiceover) dude had a stroke but recovered. I sent him a getwell message on KRON I mean I'm not good at being a soundalike but Stan is easy and funny fun fun. Damn, cops driving off after getting hit by bottles

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    But this dude..

    maybe he was spray painting skateboards and eyeballs and was on mesq or some PCP shit. crazy fucker flushed his entire education, career and life down the drain. he had something to live for. wtf moment

    Post last edited by BeigeWarlock at 2017-02-19T21:02:41.082388+00:00

    Post last edited by BeigeWarlock at 2017-02-19T21:03:07.777935+00:00
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Gotta love that rain, one of the few times my stoop doesn't smell like piss is when it rains and washes stuff down a bit. I'm pissed I didn't got skiing this season.

    Stoop? You're east coast huh. NYC?
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  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dearth Lord worshipping music = Sister Ray, Velvet Underground.

    "Too busy sucking on a ding-dong
    She's busy sucking on my ding-dong
    Oh, she does just like Sister Ray said
    I'm searching for my mainline
    I said I couldn't hit it sideways"


    https://youtu.be/7d69mDT11yI

    Praise the motherfucking lawd

    Love them. I forgot to mention 60s mod. Mod vs Rockers and the fights over stupid shit.. Rock is Rock is Rock.. Rock on!
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dearth Heyo, this is my first post on this forum so I'll probably get a bunch of cool people saying 'who gives a shit' and yeah; everyone here seems real cool and it's real cute.
    Music's my game and I'd love to hear what some of you have to offer; plus I'm under the impression that I'm the best and can probably school the music industry in general; so if anyone here plays tunes, hit me up and we'll talk shop and shit. I like a wide variety of tunes, so I'll upload those as I go. I only post from the bathtub so good luck with your threats everyone :)

    Also I'm not cool enough to use 'lol's or 'noob' or that gangster talk so you'll just have to deal.
    Hope one of you regulars hits up this topic so I know I'm really in the fold :V

    Here's a good album to set the tone, and if anyone's wondering what my avatar is; it's L. Ron Hubbard and his band, The Apollo Stars, thankssss bye :)


    https://youtu.be/JnlBgRpT7oo

    I'm new too, welcome even though no one ever welcomes me :( I shitpost lots because i'm by myself even when my girlfriend is near me.. she is deep into writing. I can't seem to write like I used to. Your music is the kind of shit I listen to once in a while (or what you posted). I'm into dark wave post punk gothic industrial fag thrash shit. But I grew up in the East Bay of Norcal which is mostly Oakland R&B which is some great stuff. and lots of rock bands. metales'que but most are LA to the Bay Rockers, like Ronnie Montrose, Y&T, Metallica, Testament and hell I'll even throw in Rollins and black flag and the kid from Green Day (now in his 40s.. representing Pinole/Hercules/Rodeo/el cerrito/richmond/el sobrante (oh and of course Primus). who else is from out here.. people know. but I wasn't big into Metal as much as dark and weird. I kind of dislike death-core but some is cool. it's all about the music and not what the fucking artist looks like. as for post.. Romeo Void, The Fall, The Sun and the Moon, Wire, Echo n Bunnymen, Joy Division (obligatory and shit you find on telegraph in berkeley) hell I'll even listen to some country. but Jazz is confusing to me. I like it but it's complicated in structure. I like simple wave .. not to repetitive but Mark E Smith is entertaining even though he's a big egotistical toothless faggot from Bury UK. His french wife is hot. Brix was hot. I'm trending now.. I might as well talk about Blondie

    School us in modern Dark Wave and Post Post Punk of the now. need to hear good new tunes.
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice You simply have poor taste, unsurprisingly.

    Interestingly I have a strong preference for extremely feminine Germanic faces and am unbelievably picky. I do not find the overwhelming majority of women the least bit attractive, and even if they it's almost always in a, "Oh, that's nice to look at for a few seconds." manner.

    For example, this is the last IRL girl I recall finding remarkably pretty. Photoshopped, but I looked through her twitter and even without it she's genuinely naturally stunning.




    http://hestia.dance

    https://twitter.com/baby_yurisa

    Regal:



    Also, her eyes naturally seem to be quite large, particularly for a South Korean. Seems to be the contact lenses that strongly contribute to this effect.

    Dude, Skin bleaching and double lid surgery is very popular in Japan and Korea right now. they're trying to do what White girls in the USA do. The Asians want to look more caucasian/asian mix or Eurasian. it's considered very beautiful in the country and also mimicks the anime craze. White and Black women have double lids (eyelids) while asians have only one single fold up there. some hispanics and Native americans also have single folds (from the Native tribal people of the Americas.. most likely from south pacific islands or crossing over the land bridge from the once Mongolia region now mostly eastern Russia.

    This is a self mutilation trend in Asia. they look pretty exotic now, but who knows what they will look like in 20-30 years time.
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I don't know how reputable this page is.. but it is interesting.

    https://tnephilim.blogspot.com/2013/04/9000-year-old-northern-european-mummies.html
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    "Spirit Cave Man". he wore clothing different in stitch methods that was more advance then the Paiute Natives of Nevada. He had features of thin cheeks and other caucasoid features. Caucasoids of course come from the caucasus mountain region near Iran. they predate Native Americans by 3000 years. the Spirit cave man was over 9 feet tall. the tribal stories told of giant red haired fair skin giants who would stalk and eat their tribal people. over generations, the tribal Paiute's had murdered off the Giants. They can't get DNA samples from what's left of the last giant's skeleton because Paiutes refuse (for good reasons) that it's against their religion to disturb the dead which archaeologist illegally did. but it was some Native American woman from the 1800s (I'm trying to find her name) who wrote a book and she was the one who first brought the remains to local authorities off of the tribal land.


  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i didn't know she had two rows of teeth until she showed me, and she's getting them taken out

    she might be interesting to have around your friends at beer or redbull parties. she could open the cans from the bottom like a can opener :D
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ 10 inches of pain in Sally.

    -_-

    whatever fish.. FISH!
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny The coasts have always been this country, agrarian delusions have never been more than that.

    San Francisco has been gentrifying wellll before was elected.

    South east asians and Indians are overrepresented in tech relative to their portion of the national population, the latter of which are an express import of the tech industry. There are a number of east bay communities that are well over majority desi at this point.

    I didn't mean that many in areas like the Valley or Fremont/Union city has lots. but in San Francisco, there seems to be a flood of white coming in. I talk to a lot of these people, most come from like Texas, Colorado or Florida or New England where tech schools exist. next stop, tech hub frisco. and Oakland.. Holy shit this place is changing. West Oakland is having a major townhouse boom going in. there is talks of taking out the white cranes because Oakland can't afford to run the shipping industry.. not sure the real reason, but it is cheaper in LA near longbeach. so most of the shipping will go south. which just means Oakland will have bayside multi-million dollar homes soon.
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Aww man, what the hell? I didn't know about this. Thanks for the heads up.

    Well, fuck, guess I'd better stock up on whatever I need and get ready hunker down until the storm blows over. I ain't going outside in that weather. Good thing I'm a hiki and have no problem with staying indoors for extensive periods of time.

    Just checked the weather forecast and it looks like the rain won't let up all day.

    still not here yet :/ I hate when it just hangs off the coast.. it's usually a sign it will just plow through like crackheads kicking in the hotel door of Bill Burr with a sickle in hand.
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Latuda makes men produce milk

    There is a medical term for seimon that moves backwards into the nutsack upon ejaculation.

    these meds have killed my dick. but one cialis and I'm fine. it does cause weight gain.. you're joking about lactating in men, right? There was a documentary of a father who proved he could produce milk for his baby. apparently men can produce milk if they set their mind to it.. these things do have purpose after all.. as faggy as that comes off sounding. here baby.. fat hairy daddy milk for you.
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher >Adderall+geodon

    Enjoy your Adderall not working and your grand mal seizures

    it's slow acting adderall and I no longer take geodon.. I said it can be taken with it. But that shit gives you leg cramps (Geodon) like crazy. it makes you feel like you have the flu. fuck that drug. but so does Latuda. so it doesn't whitewash the adderall if adderall is slow all day. Like i said, i don't take adderall to get high. I get high off of caffein. that is my hardcore addiction of choice. No Caffeine, then don't be around me all day long. once I got it pumping into me.. I'm like a drunk best friend.
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    chicks would throw their soiled panties at this dude on stage with hotel keys. Jones was a total beta Stud!
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling shot op pusyclat




  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Bumped!
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