Posts by BeigeWarlock

2018-06-18 at 10:32 PM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Poast Rolled a truck down the freeway going around 90mph. Dude next to me got ejected and when the cab ripped off the frame it landed on top of him with me and driver upside down inside. He was bleeding from his ears. All our shoes came off.

so.. being he had a serious concussion (which is usually what happens when ears are bleeding (or blown out ear drums) did he like.. die n stuff?

sorry for that

2018-06-18 at 10:31 PM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

I'm not answering this.. Car Insurance companies look up peoples PI in facebook these days.. why not a racist BBS site while they're at it.

2018-06-18 at 10:27 PM UTC in is Enterita the NIS version of wellhung?

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enterita From what I've seen of wellhung, he's a one dimensional fucking loser. I actually have depth and character.

Welcome back.. did you get into trouble with your black-op bosses for aiding me in finding contradictions on NIS users and proving me right about some things related to totse.

Did they put you in a cell and beat you with wet braukworst

2018-06-18 at 2:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

drive your mums to paradise

2018-06-18 at 2:36 PM UTC in We're all gonna die fairly soon

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

repeat

2018-06-18 at 2:35 PM UTC in Captain Doctor

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson [video]spies like us[./video]
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(snickles)

2018-06-18 at 2:33 PM UTC in Later

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

a turn, slight of hand and place second hand over top.. to assure you mean business

Doctor. Captain.

2018-06-18 at 2:31 PM UTC in We're all gonna die fairly soon

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They probable have nanobot doctors in their bodies that fixes shit before it starts to hurt…duh.

what if it's a ghost pain. or refered. they might be unaware of a serious problem elsewhere

2018-06-18 at 2:29 PM UTC in Captain Doctor

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Doctor Doctor Captain Doctor Captain Captain Captain Doctor Captain Captain Doctor

oh the handshake game could go on for hours. especially if they're both

2018-06-18 at 2:28 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Captain I am currently watching your home through thermal imaging. You really should clean up.

i figured someone is

that's OK, instead of kleenex, i'll just wipe it off on your doorknob

2018-06-18 at 2:27 PM UTC in We're all gonna die fairly soon

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That assumes the aliens wont redirect it, obviously if they are planning an invasion it would be smarter for them to simply redirect said asteroid and save them the trouble of invasion and all the headaches that comes with that…assuming aliens get aches in their heads.

why wouldn't they get aches in their heads.. they're gynormouse

2018-06-18 at 2:26 PM UTC in is Enterita the NIS version of wellhung?

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Enterita sounds like a play on words of Enter Santa Rita

fun speeding cops game

2018-06-18 at 2:24 PM UTC in We're all gonna die fairly soon

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

That's OK itybit

another will come. probably won't be seen coming at us.

it is also possible that they're telling us this.. due to not wanting a panick on anyones hands.. and the stock market start to go wonky with in the last few years prior to 2036

but aparently.. if true.. this one missed the keyhole by a smigin er sumtin

2018-06-18 at 2:20 PM UTC in Everyone is leaving

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by stare rape Tbh the only song I liked by them was "Mr Roboto"

because it's an obligatory insite on your part?

2018-06-18 at 2:16 PM UTC in is Enterita the NIS version of wellhung?

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Enter---

2018-06-18 at 2:12 PM UTC in We're all gonna die fairly soon

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can I have your stuff then OP?

i'll leave you some pocket lint and used tin foil that we often wash to reuse in the toaster oven

maybe a sanwich bag

Originally posted by Ghost Not me.

And Ghost

2018-06-18 at 2:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

supermarionation is not the same company supermarioworld

2018-06-18 at 2:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by Manonfire Hotter then the sun?

regardinging Nukes.. 10,000 times hotter than the surface of the sun for nearly a minute

Yes. hotter than the surface of the sun.

2018-06-18 at 5:52 AM UTC in Everyone is leaving

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

I liked Miss America
best song ever.. and this song too

this is pretty good. another song that reminds me of us rigging his car battery up to a car stereo in the bedroom with these massive fucking speakers he got.. like from a Marshal amp

We couldn't set the volume control above 3. (10 being the top) the windows rattled so hard and this elderly lady next door would threaten to shoot us with her shotgun. LOL true story. she was like 85-90 years old.

She was awesome.. and actually sweet when I moved out.. a few months before we moved we went and talked to her.. but other neighbors were brutal and taunt her like she was a wicked old which

2018-06-18 at 5:47 AM UTC in Everyone is leaving

BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

Originally posted by A College Professor Damn brah

It's crazy as fuck

Brother died (his doctors think from blunt force trauma) in 2009, then one 3 years ago and now this one.

we're not even in our 70s yet.. shit people are living to 90-100 these days. I'v lost lots of friends. fucking in their teens all the way up to 40s.

Oh well. who wants to live forever

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