Posts by BeigeWarlock

1. 2018-04-07 at 10:16 PM UTC in I fapped to this
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   Oh.. I forgot.. Apparently AIDS was going to kill all of us and they ran commercials every 20 minutes it seemed regarding "wrap it"
2. 2018-04-07 at 10:15 PM UTC in I fapped to this
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Juicebox I like the 80s girl look. I wasn't born until 94 though unfortunately
   
   I think I would've done well in the 60s and 70s as well. I probably wouldn't have liked the music much though

   
   No Smartphones, No Internet, No MP3 (except what was on CDs that came out around 1985 and expensive as shit), no data cards so video cameras were the size of a large shoebox. I mean it was the last decade of Analog
   
   
   In exchange, we had better music. because people had nothing else to do but learn to play and perfect songs instead of this 2 minute transitioning of a "mixer"
3. 2018-04-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in benny vada has smol penis
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   smol Painose
4. 2018-04-07 at 10:12 PM UTC in Vitamin C
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   the band "Can"
   
   listen to this song.
   
   they just don't make this kind of music anymore. Fucking Hippy-licious
   
   
   
5. 2018-04-07 at 10:10 PM UTC in Shaking your dick after you piss
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Unnamed Scholar U gotta squeeze under your balls so all the pee comes out, otherwise the drip is inevitable.
   
   Or maybe I just have prostate cancer.

   
   Piss doesn't release through the testicals.. it's a different piping system in there. you have urethra and ball-pipe thingy -_-
6. 2018-04-07 at 10:08 PM UTC in As a community, how do we feel about Russia?
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   I'v felt that sensation during the elections.
   
   But trust me... Russia isn't going to be our friends. They want to divide the USA along with other nations.
7. 2018-04-07 at 1:06 PM UTC in My gf broke up with me today
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby what do you mean where I went? I post here every day lol.

   
   im just mesking a bout
8. 2018-04-07 at 1:06 PM UTC in My gf broke up with me today
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh pashore I"ve seen your haircut and the way you smoke your cigarettes, you're a total cum.swapper and a tosser of the highest order

   
   Pee'Sha?
9. 2018-04-07 at 1:02 PM UTC in My gf broke up with me today
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I feel kinda bad about it but its probably for the best, When she told me she can't "do this anymore" I made her make me eggs and I ass fucked her then told her I had to go to work. Prolly for the best
   
   She'll probably be back for more doug dick but if not whatever lol

   
   I was wondering where you went. you and Infinityshock .. gone at the same time.
   
   
10. 2018-04-07 at 12:59 PM UTC in How WWIII Starts
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra lol

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra lol

    
    >:[
11. 2018-04-07 at 12:58 PM UTC in Lol I'm in California
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    I love this version... it's HAALLLAAARRRIIIOOOUSSS
12. 2018-04-07 at 12:57 PM UTC in HEY FAGGOTED FAGGOT
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by komokazi God dammit Termeneter how many alts do you fucking have?

    
    not without a fight
13. 2018-04-07 at 12:51 PM UTC in Funniest totse 2001 post.
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop Mike. Pence. Walnut. Creek.

    
    It has everything to do with him. VP don't just sit around and do nothing and hide all the way through
    
    Unless you're Hiden Biden
14. 2018-04-07 at 12:50 PM UTC in What if Apostle John
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel He's a robot

    
    chip n dell
15. 2018-04-07 at 12:47 PM UTC in How WWIII Starts
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    It's a short story I was working on. Want to share the outlines with you guys
    
    
    Simply, North Korea hits the west coast with nukes by firing off a barrage of missiles it's managed to manufacture and having a shell game of making the USA guess which of them are loaded with the real nukes.
    
    
    But suddenly in the wake of the west coast region of LA, San Francisco, San Diego, Portland Ore, Sacramento and Seattle getting hit.
    Suddenly China and Russia sneak in with their secret stealth submarine navy div.
    
    and they have hundreds of thousands of highly trained soldiers to dig into the western states. forget about the nuclear contamination.. most people lived for decades after Hiroshima. and they take a special iodine/vitamin suppliment to prevent them from getting radiation poisoning.
    
    this, of course, leads to a ground battle but ultimately exchange of nukes after talks withholding American Hostages of survivors on the west coast by Russia and China (to prevent such an exchange). But prior to the exchange.. Russia and China place a great argument for being apart of their new union. most Americans realize that they will be employed for their entire lives and always have food and a place to live over the misery of homelessness that awaited their future. the ultimate decision to exchange nukes is by a Misguided and Jelous leader of the USofA who knew of the attack in advance and wanted to take advantage of it for the sake of money and power
16. 2018-04-07 at 12:37 PM UTC in HEY FAGGOTED FAGGOT
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor sanchozay ,kringo
    
    sined, tha bierkaht

    
    Are you saying, what I told you is sktzy ?
    
    i like the way you spell that though. bierkaht
    
    
    
    would be a good name for a beer
17. 2018-04-07 at 12:36 PM UTC in HEY FAGGOTED FAGGOT
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop Mike Pence.

    
    what does this have to do with him
    
    I'm gonna make T-Shirts with that new Meme
    
    
    Mike Pence on the front with a ..
    
    and on the back
    
    .. What does it have to do with him?
18. 2018-04-07 at 12:32 PM UTC in bitcoin
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    
    
    
    Customers line-up to use the world’s first ever permanent bitcoin ATM at a coffee shop in Vancouver, British Columbia. Photograph: Andy Clark/Reuters Photograph: Andy Clark / Reuters/REUTERS
    
    well it's a photo of a ATM machine meh
19. 2018-04-07 at 12:28 PM UTC in Shaking your dick after you piss
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Number13 I hate when you shake for ages and there's still a drop left

    
    that just sounds like you had a V.D. at one time and it's scar'd
    
    
    Hey 13..
20. 2018-04-07 at 12:24 PM UTC in I fapped to this
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dfg https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ab70aa59525e
    
    Like just now. Gonna clean up.

    
    wipe it on a napkin and send your dna to motherboard.vice.com
    
    make sure you place it in a hazard bag though