2018-04-07 at 11:54 AM UTC
After you take a piss, what do you think is the best way to shake it to prevent piss drops from getting in your pants?
Do you just relax and shake it or do you flex your gooch muscle and shake it? Or some combination of both?
What is your method?
2018-04-07 at 11:55 AM UTC
I usually take a piece of tp and dry the tip of my dick with it, this effectively prevents leakage and piss on pants. Not to mention
smelly dick.
Be carefull tho, tp is wood afterall and the dickhead is a sensitive thing.
2018-04-07 at 12:20 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
I hate when you shake for ages and there's still a drop left
2018-04-07 at 6:47 PM UTC
I dry it with paper and tap water.
2018-04-07 at 6:59 PM UTC
U gotta squeeze under your balls so all the pee comes out, otherwise the drip is inevitable.
Or maybe I just have prostate cancer.
2018-04-07 at 7:58 PM UTC
after using the urinal, i put my dick under the air dryer.
2018-04-07 at 9:26 PM UTC
i spin it.
the centrifugal forces drain every one last drop of pee.
2018-04-07 at 10:12 PM UTC
Push on your gooch if you want to get that last little bit of piss out.
2018-04-08 at 4:09 AM UTC
BTW how would one ease "gooch" into a dinner conversation.. especially Thanks Givings or Christmas dinner.
lol
I've tried most of these methods and it still happens from time to time
Maybe I gave myself prostate problems from dehydration and excessive drug use
2018-04-15 at 8:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock
BTW how would one ease "gooch" into a dinner conversation.. especially Thanks Givings or Christmas dinner.
lol
Ha
"well, the gooch was misbehaving so I had to smack it with the newspaper. You know i don't like to beat it, but sometimes it has to be done, or it won't learn. But I beat it too hard and it hid and just whimpered at me for the rest of the day"
*weird looks*
"Er, I meant the pooch. Oops"
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