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Posts by BeigeWarlock

  1. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Amy Schumer is in hospital with a kidney infection.

    For the girls here, this is basically when you let someone who has shit on his dick fuck you in the pussy - the infection starts as a urinary tract infection, then moves up to your kidneys.

    I would fuck her, but I doubt she'd let a poor-ass Irish guy like me do so.

    What a disgusting fucking un-funny privileged jedi slam pig.



    lol

    https://www.etonline.com/amy-schumer-says-shes-on-the-mend-following-week-long-hospitalization-101566

    I just saw her on tv saying "That's right, I'm gonna get STDs and die happy== It's my business"

    she really said something very close to that with a snide remark. It's weird how being smug is often followed by a tragic moment that relates.
  2. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra my windows are partially obstructed by a house next door which is coincidentally inhabited by noisy dipshits

    I think you know what needs to be done then. bulldozers start up by themselves and become self driving in the morning, more than you think?
  3. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala America

    You in a good union?
  4. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I suggest you checj ur underroos

    It was a dry run.. so it's all good.
  5. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Dude, Asian dudes spell boy "Boi" so he's a Hopa lil-ass nigga




    Originally posted by greenplastic this is infinitely better than anything made in the 70's

  6. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Also, I read that the bush family (which is known) who are posing as methodist. are in fact jedi Lineage of Faux jedis in power. They actually found out that GWB is a distant cousin of another royal family (most Wasabiest are considered royal but the Bin Laden clan is the top royal of royals.. or something like that.. it's probably complicated)
  7. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Juicebox Bin Laden dindu nuffin

    Osama did something but not 9/11

    His Aunt did it. and now his cousin just took power of Saudi Arabia. he is the new Emerate King or whatever the fuck his title is.

    And they run that fucking country. They also oppress other muslims not of their own sect. Like the Faux jedis do to Orthodox jedis in the so called state of Israel. Ask an Orthodox jedi what the country is called.. and though they want a real israel, it's currently Palestine to them.

    Same with Saudi Royals.. they're related to the Faux jedis. Why do you think they're friend with This so called "Israel". they're cousins .. distant cousins in power and running shit.

    they're fucking my family over as well. I am a small of a small of some oil. just a few acres but the Arabs are killing us with low prices. WE SHOULD FUCKING SMACK THEM DOWN
  8. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I wanted so bad to see a launch take place. I never got a chance like my late brother who got to see the Space Shuttle launch


    This morning the new Mar Robot had launched to Mars. You might think "wooptie fucking do da day" but here is what's really cool. Pasadina-Cal and JPL launched it from Vandenburg this morning at 4am. (and some change)

    I mean I would of hopped in the car, layed into my horn at Beercat's down in San Blowme and took his groggy half drucken ass to Vandenburg to watch the launch while he filmed me in front of it off in the distance.

    Maybe crossed into San Francisco first. Lanny, I know you work in San Francisco but where the fuck do you live. Don't be a hypocrite and hide in the bushes on this question. No one is going to rape you. come out and chat with me and beercat. and the feds if they want to show up.


    Speaking of which.. I'm curious if this Job offer is real and is a friendly gesture from friends of Jeff. Ill take what I can get and forget that part of the past. But I'm still angry at Obama not taking the perfect opportunity to fuck BinLadens in the butt for what they did to us

    Read the 28 pages redacted. So in truth. It is not an "Inside Government Job" But Inside Management Job as I stuck to all these years.
  9. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    70 songs were pleasant for the most part (except War Pigs from Black Sabbath was kind of scarey'' still is but a classic)

    the 80s brought us Sardonia from the like of Gothic bands such as Bauhaus/Peter Murphy, Jesus and Mary Chain, Echo and the Bunnymen, Chameleons UK, even Morrissey with The Smiths, cure.. etc

    but they're a fun depression.. a good feeling depression. co-misery music.

    then the fucking 90s came along with Thrasher Metal, Grung and Death Core.. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK

    Grunge was actually around since the 1970s (late) but didn't take off until 1988. The Seattle scene was in.

    but right around 1994-95 with the Death Core shit... couldn't deal. Primus a bit but they're not really death core.

    And Green Day is Mall Rat Pop Punk. it's not real punk, but I enjoy their early work. Dookie? I have that CD somewhere at the wifies house (soon to be ex wife)

    Unrelated, I have traffic court Monday but I fucked up and didn't get the photo I wanted. I'll try for tomorrow.

    Wish me LUCK!!! (0)u(O)
  10. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Theres a new XM station… Fleetwood mac channel.

    I think I died and went to heaven.

    Fleetwood mac>any other band

    I was born what looks to be 8 years prior to you or so.

    Sarah is a great song and so is Gypsies. at least i think that's the name of those songs. or they have those words in the 2
  11. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Sorry, I just felt a bit saucy
  12. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Yeah, it was me who farted in the elevator. And it felt fucking good too.

    Was that wrong of me?
  13. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    poop on it
  14. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Forget San Francisco and it's pretencious shit.

    Oakland on telegraph is happening more and more. a live band was even setting up and there are food trucks "Off the grid"

    If you're in the bay area you should go meet ladies out there (or guys) I wish I was single and 20 again, I'd hit that area myself. But Im tired and soar


    plus I'm not going back tothis shithole site
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic This isn't like, totally 100% confirmed, but I was talking to Aeon from TC a while back, some might know him. He believe it or not is mmqs 2nd cousin, and we discussed it enough on a few ale nights to where I know it's legitimate, pics and just.. point is

    I hadn't talked or heard from him in at least 6 months. So, I just get a message from him :

    hey gp long time, out of the blue but sort of fuckd up and figured you should know mmq committed suicide 2 days ago.. kinda always saw it coming. Idk man . You still go TC man? I should pop in. Anyway hit me up. Sorry for random

    Take it for what it's worth.

    His family lived next door to me. What a coincidence. plus he's from the same state My mother grew up in. I'm pretty sure I saw him, with a beanie like Eric Cartman sitting on my panter box in front.


    this is getting interesting
  16. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Jeff is one lucky mother fucker.

    -Take care, all.

    I'm done with the lies and corruption our masters have done to us.

    I'm moving eventually and changing my number.
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    r u watching everything one buys

    lots of coincidences in their life it seems
  18. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Doesn't Schmuck mean Penis in Yiddish (hebrew ghetto)
  19. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I had a 4.9lit 1500Sl

    again, extended cab and bed. it was a really low to the ground (stock) very long truck. I was thinking of throwing some runners on the side to make it easier to get into the cab.. the truck was low but the cab was huge and hard for some older people who were large to climb up into as well as my kids when I first got it. it was only 5 years old when I got it, everything was cherry except the dash was cracked to hell.. they didn't rub any protection on it. must of been in the sun all day long.

    the paint faded because I bought the exact coat from the VIN info in the door with color code

    never matched properly. it wasn't dented but some asswipe scuffed the shit out of it in a parking lot, backing up. I thought I could rub it out. Fucking pricks who can't drive
  20. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I would seriously quit my job if I won 10 000$ right now. 😍

    Said someone in 1930
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