Why you should follow Science and JPL news

1. 2018-05-06 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   I wanted so bad to see a launch take place. I never got a chance like my late brother who got to see the Space Shuttle launch
   
   
   This morning the new Mar Robot had launched to Mars. You might think "wooptie fucking do da day" but here is what's really cool. Pasadina-Cal and JPL launched it from Vandenburg this morning at 4am. (and some change)
   
   I mean I would of hopped in the car, layed into my horn at Beercat's down in San Blowme and took his groggy half drucken ass to Vandenburg to watch the launch while he filmed me in front of it off in the distance.
   
   Maybe crossed into San Francisco first. Lanny, I know you work in San Francisco but where the fuck do you live. Don't be a hypocrite and hide in the bushes on this question. No one is going to rape you. come out and chat with me and beercat. and the feds if they want to show up.
   
   
   Speaking of which.. I'm curious if this Job offer is real and is a friendly gesture from friends of Jeff. Ill take what I can get and forget that part of the past. But I'm still angry at Obama not taking the perfect opportunity to fuck BinLadens in the butt for what they did to us
   
   Read the 28 pages redacted. So in truth. It is not an "Inside Government Job" But Inside Management Job as I stuck to all these years.
2. 2018-05-06 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bin Laden dindu nuffin
3. 2018-05-06 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Juicebox Bin Laden dindu nuffin

   
   Osama did something but not 9/11
   
   His Aunt did it. and now his cousin just took power of Saudi Arabia. he is the new Emerate King or whatever the fuck his title is.
   
   And they run that fucking country. They also oppress other muslims not of their own sect. Like the Faux jedis do to Orthodox jedis in the so called state of Israel. Ask an Orthodox jedi what the country is called.. and though they want a real israel, it's currently Palestine to them.
   
   Same with Saudi Royals.. they're related to the Faux jedis. Why do you think they're friend with This so called "Israel". they're cousins .. distant cousins in power and running shit.
   
   they're fucking my family over as well. I am a small of a small of some oil. just a few acres but the Arabs are killing us with low prices. WE SHOULD FUCKING SMACK THEM DOWN
4. 2018-05-06 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   Also, I read that the bush family (which is known) who are posing as methodist. are in fact jedi Lineage of Faux jedis in power. They actually found out that GWB is a distant cousin of another royal family (most Wasabiest are considered royal but the Bin Laden clan is the top royal of royals.. or something like that.. it's probably complicated)