Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-04-15 at 8:17 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes today
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   U wot m9?
2. 2016-04-15 at 4:35 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes today
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ordering stacks of S$100,000 Singaporean Dollar bills to use as napkins for my banquet table.
3. 2016-04-15 at 4:32 PM UTC in So I was wiping my ass with €500 notes today
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   $100 bills are so 2001, it's like using 1-ply.
4. 2016-04-15 at 4:14 PM UTC in Test Test... go fuck yourself
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   C'mon, man..Why doesn't it work? Piece of shit internet bullshit. Go fuck yourself.
5. 2016-04-15 at 3:59 PM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dude just stop. youre so pathetic
6. 2016-04-15 at 9:09 AM UTC in The Path of Spirituality
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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   AND

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   AND

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   You need benzos.
7. 2016-04-15 at 8:24 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Really sell guy, best host ever. Even thought he's the only I've ever met,

   
   Kek
8. 2016-04-15 at 6:17 AM UTC in I bet doing acid at a casino would be the shit
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I bet smoking DMT right before an electroconvulsive therapy session would fuck some shit up right and proper.
9. 2016-04-15 at 5:35 AM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am this rich.
10. 2016-04-15 at 5:11 AM UTC in Chartering helicopter to throw bags full of Rolexes into Lake Michigan
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am trying to emulate MC Hammer and show off my disgusting opulence by purchasing bags full of Rolex watches and tossing them into Lake Michigan from a helicopter. My only problem is that I don't know what type of helicopter to charter. Something small and zippy to toss my Rolexes in a larger spread, or more comfortable and bug, to cruise along at a lavish pace, smashing the Rolexes with hammers and firing them out with a tee shirt launcher, wrapped in Bernie Sanders tees?
11. 2016-04-15 at 5:09 AM UTC in 2016 Bentley Mulsanne vs Rolls Royce Phantom
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have decided to treat myself with a decent car, nothing fancy, just point A to point B, but I cannot decide whether to get the RR Phantom or Bentley Mulsanne. Please help me with my dilemma.
12. 2016-04-15 at 5:04 AM UTC in Ive gotten written up twice at work this week
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You would no a thing or two about being a liar

    
    
    ​You're right, I lie all the time. That's how I got ahead in life and that's how I know you are D-grade bullshitter with a PhD in whineology.
    
    

    Says the Muslim with a haggard wife that never gets laid.

    
    Few things give me more genuine pleasure than the desperate and feeble attempts of a faggot struggling to think up a good comeback after getting rekt.
    
    Cry more. Your tears are delicious.
    
    
    

    You talk about throwing money around but you never follow through. Why didn't you follow through with helping mq out?

    
    Ask him again, he got lots of green in the mail.
13. 2016-04-15 at 2:11 AM UTC in I have Morals now.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mars is cool
14. 2016-04-15 at 1:30 AM UTC in I bet doing acid at a casino would be the shit
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or an arcade
15. 2016-04-15 at 1:01 AM UTC in Scenario: you hit a black kid with your car...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would stay and let the residuals of white power protect me from harm.
16. 2016-04-15 at 12:54 AM UTC in Scenario: you hit a black kid with your car...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    (you're white) the kid ran out into the road, you weren't speeding and did nothing wrong and you stop, and an irate black mob approaches your car... would you drive off?
17. 2016-04-15 at 12:41 AM UTC in I have Morals now.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would never kill someone on Mars.
18. 2016-04-14 at 8:46 PM UTC in What drug should I move onto?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Crystal meth and jenk and heroin and syncans and nutmeg with some bundy.
19. 2016-04-14 at 8:42 PM UTC in Games We've Completed
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Name any first person shooter and I've played it from beginning to end.

    
    
    S.t.a.l.k.e.r
20. 2016-04-14 at 8:39 PM UTC in top buzzwords of the last 4 years
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Crib leg bag and slippery slappers ∆