Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2024-07-30 at 11:23 AM UTC in 8 Stabbed in UK
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   English people need their homeland more than Rwandans need a second country.
2. 2024-07-29 at 11:31 PM UTC in Canadians mourn Jasper as beloved mountain town devastated by wildfires
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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Maybe he was talking about the money

   
   True. Worth mad money.
3. 2024-07-29 at 11:25 PM UTC in No graduation ceremony, hey Kafka or dirty bag
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   Originally posted by Donald Trump That's amazing, that's literally an old Aldra posts. Aldra I love you so much don't abandon us now!

   
   If someone is supposed to be in charge of making Aldra in charge of all this, Aldra forgot to tell them they were were in charge.
4. 2024-07-29 at 11:23 PM UTC in No graduation ceremony, hey Kafka or dirty bag
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   Originally posted by Bradley posts like this are why i remain a member of this community,

   
   That's amazing, that's literally an old Aldra posts. Aldra I love you so much don't abandon us now!
5. 2024-07-29 at 11:13 PM UTC in No graduation ceremony, hey Kafka or dirty bag
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   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thanks bradders, with this knowledge I can finally move forward in my life which was stalled…you've jump started it and the open road now finally lays before me.

   
   Your only open road is across a river. Since hotdogs are basically just puree'd meat stuffed inside an animal intestine, a hotdog doesn't stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us (in a way) hotdogs as well
6. 2024-07-29 at 11:10 PM UTC in After you've boiled your hotdogs
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   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny is that a Jack Handey quote?

   
   Is it wrong?
7. 2024-07-29 at 10:58 PM UTC in Its weird how
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   Not exactly a turbo SJW here, but I'm pretty sure that by your 11th order privilege people stop caring about you explaining why girls had sex with you as a white male.
8. 2024-07-29 at 10:17 PM UTC in Real Kenyan humor.
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   This is actually the girl who proposed marriage to me after my train broke down, so I walked into her village and asked her to cut my hair.
   
   She'd never seen my sort of hair (non-kinky) ever before, and didn't know what to do with it. She chopped at it a while, did a really disturbing job, showed me around her village, then got my whatsapp (through which she later proposed to me). Then I got on the rail replacement bus.
   
   So much for multiculturalism, so much for muh diversity is muh strength.
9. 2024-07-29 at 9:54 PM UTC in Strange but a percentage of Alt Right (nationalist?) are siding with Kamala
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   ^
   90s shit.
10. 2024-07-29 at 9:50 PM UTC in Real Kenyan humor.
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    "a woman remarries after her divorced husband gets arrested over wedding loans" ..you still have a long rough way to go if you still get loans to impress a woman..if you can't afford someone let the person goo…anyway something must kill a man …you never learn

11. 2024-07-29 at 9:30 PM UTC in I don't give a fuck that it's 2024, I'm buying a camcorder.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just hold your phone in portrait view and put a VHS enhancement on it ya dumb

    
    Does that turn the fat angry mexicans into fun loving skinny blonde girls?
12. 2024-07-29 at 9:20 PM UTC in Strange but a percentage of Alt Right (nationalist?) are siding with Kamala
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    The remnants of the "Alt-Right" are 100% on board with Kamala as being preferable to another Trump Presidency. Richard Spencer and his creepy new substack, Mike Enoch and cashcow TRS which enables him and Sven not to get up until 11am each day, even Andrew Anglin and his dumb "dailystormer" blog (lmao dailystormer.in ? dot in? India? Seriously, guy is taking domain name refugee seeking to a whole new level ). Anglin mostly relies on his thing to buy him new laptops cos he knocks over liquor on his Apple Macbook so often. The cucks there unironically pay him up to $500 an hour to hear his cringey position on things he knows nothing about.
    
    They all fear The Donald and his bulletproof BWC. Bitches all.
    
    And yes folks, I'm coming out here for the first time. That reddit roof cuck wasn't aiming towards my ear, and he didn't miss. Fortunately my dick is harder than diamond, denser than lead, and tougher than kevlar. It still hurts, but I still fuck Melania about 4 times a day *down from 8. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
13. 2024-07-29 at 9:05 PM UTC in I don't give a fuck that it's 2024, I'm buying a camcorder.
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    If I could turn the clock back I would, believe me.
14. 2024-07-29 at 9:04 PM UTC in I don't give a fuck that it's 2024, I'm buying a camcorder.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, the old VHS/DVD type ones.

    
    
    
    Sorry, it's not the 80s anymore.
15. 2024-07-29 at 8:52 PM UTC in The Vulcan Manifesto
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vulcan was destroyed in Star Trek Into Darkness.

    
    Anything post lens-flare effect isn't canonical.
16. 2024-07-29 at 8:50 PM UTC in I don't give a fuck that it's 2024, I'm buying a camcorder.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tons of camcorders in Value Village for $5 and up.

    
    4K?
    
    I got a nice dead-cat shotgun shoe mic for it, it looks professional af with it attached. Proper TV news. I hope to work up the balls to start doing interview style content soon.
17. 2024-07-29 at 8:49 PM UTC in After you've boiled your hotdogs
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    Originally posted by Kingoftoes We are all big sausages/ have big sausages and the world is a boiling pot

    
    Nah, this is it:
    
18. 2024-07-29 at 8:47 PM UTC in Dutton's new documentary on England, ft Sargon, Narc, Jiggs, wat u fink?
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19. 2024-07-29 at 8:45 PM UTC in Unique eggs eaten by other cultures.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have never seen a sheep on a farm :( only cows, alpacas, pet pigs, ostrich, emu, horses.
    
    Everything except sheep. Maybe people just don't grow them out west. I have seen goats but only when they are climbing a mountain

    
    I think Canadia is too cold for sheep. They have lots of wool and do well in both dry and wet environments, but not too cold or their young die.
20. 2024-07-29 at 8:41 PM UTC in 8 Stabbed in UK
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    England eagerly imports the mentally ill from all the Muslim world. Whenever Muslim families have a son who is fucked in the head, they think "hmm, lets send him to England to claim asylum". The girls they just marry off.