Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-02 at 12:08 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   MIL and GF been gone all day talk about peace and quiet

   
   
   What will you really lose out on if your girl leaves other than companionship? It sounds like she basically relies on you to support her. Personally if I put a significant other through SCHOOL (which IMO is a crazy thing to do) and they talked about leaving me because I didn't like their alcoholic mother using my property as a flop house I'd probably tell her to not let the door hit her ass on the way out.
   
   You cave in to her on this situation and it just sets up all the future ones. "All I have to do is threaten to leave and he'll agree to do what I want".
2. 2015-07-02 at 12:07 AM UTC in I miss Rocklin
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   And the rest of the victims collective. I wonder if they all together moved to a different forum and how long it took Finny to get banned and the rest of them to be super awkward and socially inept.
   
   It's really weird how normal I feel around non-autists.
3. 2015-07-02 at 12 AM UTC in You're a bunch of fucking niggers
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm not a racist so it's all the same to me.
4. 2015-07-01 at 11:57 PM UTC in ppl who wanna fight you over internet bullshit
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   I'll fight anybody for 5k (for the winner, I'll show up for 500) and the rights to film and distribute the fight.
5. 2015-07-01 at 11:55 PM UTC in You're a bunch of fucking niggers
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   No, we're niggas
6. 2015-07-01 at 11:54 PM UTC in Ok so, I got this sad fucking bird
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   On of my buddies went to Quatar for ramadan and my brother took care of his bird. My brother isn't around himself now so I took the bird and it's saddening me a bit because the bird is all alone and doesn't have anything to do at all. I want to let it fly around but the motherfucker's gonna shit in my tv or something and that would suck.
   
   What can one do with a bird?
7. 2015-07-01 at 11:47 PM UTC in You're a bunch of fucking niggers
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Space NIggers.
   
   
   
   Livin' astro, tell me how you feel.
8. 2015-07-01 at 11:31 PM UTC in ppl who wanna fight you over internet bullshit
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Reminds me of Psycho. It's like dealing with a 9 year old kid.

   
   
   
   I can ruin you, friend.
   
   
   inb4 you don't scare me.
9. 2015-07-01 at 9:26 PM UTC in Isn't it weird how psychomanthis turned out?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   This thread turned out boring because other people posted in it

   
   
   bitch shut the fuck up, everyone knows you posted this shit because you wanted attention and now youre trying to pretend like thats not the case, like you were just doing you and then everyone else came and shit on your great thread, right?
   
   fuck off you petty little shit
10. 2015-07-01 at 9:15 PM UTC in Can't add empty lines in my posts
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wonder if it's my phone Nobody else is having this problem?
11. 2015-07-01 at 9:14 PM UTC in Children shouldn't be introduced to faggots or their shity rights
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    It's not a mental illness because there is no such thing, not in the context you are referring to. Is it "correct" to be straight? If so, by who's word? If you're saying it's because they can't reproduce when they have sex, then you better also believe that straight people should only have sex for reproductive purposes, and if not, you're a hypocrite. And if you do believe that, go listen to some 700 club mormon evangelistic holy bible shit because I'm not trying to be around some crazy religious fundamentalists.
    
    PLAIN N SIMPLE
12. 2015-07-01 at 8:17 PM UTC in getting girls to do adult modeling via craigslist
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Probably not but if you ordered an escort off that you could take pictures of her then fuck her afterwards

    
    I tried searched for pros on google in my area couldn't find any. fuck
13. 2015-07-01 at 8:04 PM UTC in getting girls to do adult modeling via craigslist
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    and then when they're naked start saying spread them lips in the hopes they get confused and then I said let me show you, and start rubbing her cunt which leads to fucking.... would chicks come for an adult photoshoot?
14. 2015-07-01 at 7:15 PM UTC in look at this ham trying to justify herself
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4haAyhmxz8k
    
    
    bring back fatpeoplehate
15. 2015-07-01 at 6:29 PM UTC in where could I pitch a tent ?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A patch of woods maybe? a roof?
16. 2015-07-01 at 6:17 PM UTC in Next time I find a condom on the ground somewhere I'm gonna whack off with it
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    Then put it back on the ground when i'm done
17. 2015-07-01 at 6:14 PM UTC in I get 'paranoid' sometimes about my fingerprints being found somewhere
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    Like say I see a weed baggie on the ground or something and pick it up to see if theres anything in there, I won't just drop it back on the ground, i'll go throw it away in the trash in case a crime happens there latter or something.
18. 2015-07-01 at 5:08 PM UTC in Who was this again? Nostalgia thread
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    tr1p... fucking trains, man.
    
    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/ind...ev&oldid=20790
19. 2015-07-01 at 5:06 PM UTC in Who was this again? Nostalgia thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tr1p... fuckin trains, man
20. 2015-07-01 at 4:38 PM UTC in Lanny why are you faking the online users like a faggot
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    I bumped the session timeout to the max value so people wouldn't get logged out so often which also means they're considered online for longer, everyone or thing which has hit the site is probably included in that number.
    
    fite me irl faggot

    
    
    lol that might cut it with these faggots but not me....