Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-07-03 at 11:58 AM UTC in I'm about to go straight gangsta on this mothafucka
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   *shakes a quarter pusher*
2. 2015-07-03 at 11:14 AM UTC in Powerful ass magnet + magnetic dildo = ...?
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   ...some fun
3. 2015-07-03 at 10:57 AM UTC in .-! -!6?9:6 :3.9:3 5)8/ ?
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   24853 /9'35)8!(
4. 2015-07-03 at 7:46 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Malice, have you ever, at any point in your life had a friend?
5. 2015-07-03 at 5:13 AM UTC in MXE
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   I've had MXE before, it's kinda like a cleaner version of bundy but still pretty dirty feeling. I really don't like the stuff, it is nice in small amounts, especially with weed or something. I took 300mg once sublingually and went into hyperspace, woke up with the worst hangover of my life. That was an awful, awful time. I do not like MXE.
6. 2015-07-03 at 4:16 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Well my therapist recommended a two day respite from my home. Also found out she's quiting in a month

   She's got you fucked up if she thinks the solution to your situation is to leave your own goddamn house to let people who are taking advantage of you have their way. Sure that allows you to avoid confrontation and assess the situation better but it also lets them win and sets a bad precedent. I've been drinking liquor for like an hour so take that with a grain of salt but it still doesn't seem right to me.
7. 2015-07-03 at 4:13 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Suicide by cop caught on body cam, neat! PoC, have you thought about trying something like this since you're too cowardly to make friends?

   I have friends, I just keep a close and tight circle of them and avoid allowing any of them to get too close to me. My unhappiness has extremely little to do with loneliness. The fact you suddenly think interpersonal relationships are the cure to existential depression makes me think you're smoking crack or something.
8. 2015-07-03 at 3:14 AM UTC in where could I pitch a tent ?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   how about my pants?
9. 2015-07-03 at 2:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Well my therapist recommended a two day respite from my home. Also found out she's quiting in a month

   
   Are you gonna take those two days?
10. 2015-07-03 at 2:23 AM UTC in Ok so, I got this sad fucking bird
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    -Many birds are actually pretty fucking smart, if it's something like an african grey or a macaw, they're intelligent as fuck. Some birds are actually INCREDIBLY FUCKING SOCIAL and will pluck feathers when put in social distress, like their mate leaving (AKA, possibly the owner, or his girlfriend, or daughter, or something)
    
    -Birds die easy because their bones are 'designed' to hold less weight, and fly. Chickens considerably less so but, I assume you've eaten chicken and know what their bones look like. They're not exactly built for impact.
11. 2015-07-03 at 2:20 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Everybody on this website is less of a coward than you are. Look in a mirror.
12. 2015-07-02 at 11:08 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    tried to tell you guys……it wasn't enough for you what they did to sanct….

    
    
    
    wat they do?
13. 2015-07-02 at 6:17 PM UTC in I'm mixing adderall with bundy, blood pressure meds, and caffeine
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    [FONT=Arial]or I can't hear shit because I've been huffing air horn gas.[/FONT]

    
    
    fucking lol
    
14. 2015-07-02 at 6:16 PM UTC in What's the temperature where you're at?
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    jesus christ man i didnt know it gets that hot that far up north
15. 2015-07-02 at 5:29 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You of all people.

    
    I lol'd, let us review
    
    

    No, you seem more like the lame old man/middle aged sports bar kind of guy.
    
    You don't have to be into the punk scene to have punk friends. Just do shit with them, they're probably the kind of people you like. Think about it, shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime. It's perfect for you. Get a younger punk girlfriend to make you feel young and alive again.
    
    Ever listened to Bad Brains? Listen to their first album, with the reggae parts deleted if you don't like it, and see if it grows on you, if you can feel the energy.

    
    

    What do you mean fuck those kind of people? You don't seem like the kind of guy to get on a moral high horse. What are you basing that on, their superficial physical appearance and demeanor? They could be the nicest most genuine people you'll meet.
    
    You aren't going to get better without intimate relationships.

    
    So, what you've done here is assume that a group of people (punk people) show these traits which you assume they all have "shameless degeneracy, nihilism and hedonism, individualism, non-conformity, and openness, rampant open drug use, living fast dying young, crime." Then, when POC says "Fuck those kinds of people" You tell him that these kind of people, whom you just described, "are just people man" and that POC should totally be friends with degenerate, rampant open drug using, live fast die young criminals. And again, this is a style of clothing/music choice.
    
    If there is anybody here who doesn't know how the world works, it is you malice. You are the person with the least real life experience here. For you to suggest POC go out and befriend punk people in search of "intimate relationships" is downright laughable.
16. 2015-07-02 at 3:15 PM UTC in Children shouldn't be introduced to faggots or their shity rights
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    It's mentally ill to have the hardware of a man and act like a bitch yes there is something wrong there, haywire

    
    
    you still have given no indication of why you hold this belief. this is the same tactic tumblr sjw fucks use in their debates. they make a statement with an air(heir? idk) of "thats just the way it is", like "IF YOURE A MEMBER OF A MINORITY GROUP YOU CANT BE RACIST, THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS", then if you ask them why they feel that way they just retort with something to the effect of "THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS AND IF YOU DONT AGREE YOURE WRONG" while raising their voices.
    
    i never understood why you people even give a fuck. im not gay but i dont give a fuck if dudes want to fuck each other because it doesn't have any impact on my life. why are you against freedom to do what you want? do you do drugs or drink or smoke? i doubt you'd want someone dictating to you what you can and cannot put in your body.
17. 2015-07-02 at 2:02 PM UTC in Circle Jerk
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol it died after totse, fuck the shitty community.
18. 2015-07-02 at 12:29 PM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?
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    you know it blood, two of these bitches taped to my hands on a rooftop where it's attttt. Not really though, I'll do malt liquor if it's my only option but I'd rather even straight 80+ proof given the choice.

    This.
    
    also how do you like a post
19. 2015-07-02 at 12:17 PM UTC in Rocklin is on suicide watch
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Someone post a copy of the TTFN
    
    I was in the looney bin when it happened
20. 2015-07-02 at 12:13 PM UTC in So HB has no rules?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, I didn't think you'd actually change it