2017-05-15 at 1:17 PM UTC
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tfw to smart
DocFoster
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The sheer amount of autism in these brain images and the baiting and circlejerking, on whatever tier of irony it is, is truly outstanding. Shouldn't you be stacking legos or some other object really really high, Phoenix?
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DocFoster
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Plus soft spot for easy mounting
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DocFoster
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Anywhere is manageable if you're the scariest guy there
And you eat people. I'm not joking.
Where you are is fine, but get some scary personal armor, doesn't matter if your bulletproof plate is manageable in its weight. Throw some spikes on it, eat some guy, put his head on spike, or ideally a spike codpiece with a fresh skull on it.
Be good at bluffing, a d you'll lead the madmen
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DocFoster
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Originally posted by NARCassist
Thats just wikileaks. Do you have any mainstream media sources(e.g fox news) to back this up with?
Thought not, lol.
>mainstream media
Kek
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2017-03-18 at 5:30 AM UTC
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Transhumanism and you!
DocFoster
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Originally posted by DocFoster
I can agree with this, I guess.
Transhumanism should never be forced
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DocFoster
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First time smoking weed was a shitshow. In middle school me and a buddy were going to smoke and meet some girls after we all snuck out.
I had to leave my window open to sneak out. Met with my buddy at a local park, smoked a bowl and set out to the midpoint of our houses, a cemetery, because edgy.
The shortest route there was along a busy street after curfew. Super nervous first time high so we ended up metal-gearing our way down the street, hiding at the first sign of people. As soon as we got there we got a message from the two girls saying they'd been caught by their dad on their way over.
At this point it had started raining and we wanted to get home quick, and the long process of stealthing down the street was NOT going to happen again. Opted to cut through trailer parks, after a smoke, all along the way to our houses. Apparently some shit was going down and there were police lights and cops handling stuff.
Got lost in the trailer parks we took as a shortcut back home, and the storm ended up being one of the very worst is ever seen. After close to two hours in this storm, exhausted, scared,and coming down from my first smoke, not to mention soaked to the bone and cold, we finally found our neighborhood, where we dried off at a friend's place for a bit. When I finally climbed in my ground level window I found that it was not only soaked, but a wild animal and my cat had taken shelter in my room. My cat tore it apart and i spent all morning til school scrubbing blood and parts out of my room.
Such a shitty start to my noble career as a stoner
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DocFoster
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Jump into mirrors
Travel space and time
???
Profit
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DocFoster
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Congrats, you are now on the fbi watchlist. Smooth move, mohammed
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Not worth it, bruh. This is coming g from someone just now recovering from suicidal behavior and one serious attempt. It's usually painful, and it can always be done later. Things can always be better and worse. You could always give it a shot when you're homeless or truly have lost. Idk bro, theres a lot of weed left to smoke yet
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DocFoster
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Originally posted by HampTheToker
Don't befriend stupid impulsive people.
One or the other, but not both.
Never both.
Words to live by
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DocFoster
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Honestly you'll absorb it much better if you pour it in your ass. One shot of anything hard up the back passage will demolish you. 3 beers ought to do it also. You'll need a plug or a cork or something to keep from having an unintentional miller enema
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Originally posted by the holy ghost
i plugged 4loko once when i was 14. i think i plugged 2 cans and then shit all over my kitchen floor nd my parents had to clean it up. i've also plugged a bunch of listerine a few times. plugging alcohol doesnt really work in my experience.
You must need a bigger cork. If plugging booze is actually an option you've considered at any point in time, combined with needing to get "fucked up" off of only 3 beers, you may have a bigger problem than lack of substances,friend
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