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  1. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    The more I see on tv during these slow patrols, the more each piece seems engineered to fit a political narrative, or to sell a product, or worse: a lifestyle.

    Even educational things, documentaries, hell, especially educational material, will tell only specific parts of stories, or not touch specific things. Are there any bastions remaining of free media? At this point I'm going to guess essentially all major network television is, if not directly engineered, then at least run through some network ideals censor/"contributor"

    Thoughts?
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  2. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Tried it once, figured if I'd try it, it's go big or go home, so I went on a one evening spree. Fair few lines, many bumps.

    Sure it's fun, but so not worth it.
    5.5/10
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  3. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    So do your worried parents think this emo edge thing is a phase, or are they starting to catch on that maybe you're autistic?
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  4. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone What state are you in, if you don't mind me asking? I imagine too that being certified or doing these jobs varies with different requirements from state to state.

    I think security and LE get a bad rep because so many get a complex and start power-tripping. They forget that the people they deal with on a day to day basis are normal regular people just like themselves too, even if they do have differences.

    Once I got hassled by this security dude for smoking on this hospital's property. Yeah there was a million signs saying "no smoking ANYWHWRE" but come the fuck on, it was fucking a trek to get anywhere off their property and I had to be back inside quick. I was all the way in the parking lot, away from anybody, next to a fucking tree, for fucks sake and you're gonna take your time. To come bitch at me for smoking a cigarette when I clearly made an effort to not inconvenience anyone else with my smoke?

    I get that maybe his boss or someone else saw me and bitched at him to go bitch at me… But come on… Have some consideration, because you too, if you're a human with any degree of empathy. Instead of bitching and giving me a bunch of bullshit he could have said "look, there are signs everywhere and I know it's stupid but my boss had me come out to bitch at you- can you like go hide behind a different tree, get in your car, or like… Pretend you put it out so I don't get in trouble here?" and dude, I could have totally understood and respected that. I get it's a job and ya'll probably have to enforce shit that's retarded anyway… But don't cat like I fucking stabbed someone and list off you calling the police to ticket and trespass me for smoking a cigarette literally away from anyone. Dude, I could have a close relative dying in that hospital or something and it's bullshit in the first place that I can't smoke outside anymore, and if you want to bitch about cigarette butts, then give me a goddamn ashtray! The car exhaust is far more problematic and a health issue than my measley cigarette "second hand smoke" is.

    Sounds like you ran into the type of guy I fucking hate working with. Real robocop types. Think they're a big man harassing a dude over a dart. Fucker probably plays airlift on the weekends and tells people he was busy doing milsim.

    You've got to understand, these jobs are filled with fuckos.

    Not currently at liberty to shate my state. Suffice to say not a huge one
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  5. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    More to life than wealth friend
    But wealth makes everything easier.
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  6. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Do these companies pay for any sort of certifications needed? Or is this something you have to go out of get prior to applying first? Do you have any suggestions for nation wide security companies to try for or is it mostly a local or regional thing and just finding the right place?

    I imagine they want people who are going to be cops so they can have folks who can carry a firearm for specific gigs where that is needed, is my guess.

    Start local. Experience in that will help get with nationwide groups. Certs help get the job, but aren't nescessary. They'll either pay for certs, or have their own facility for it. Seriously it can be fun work if you dont take it too seriously and have thick skin.

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump That's pretty clever

    I get the feeling you're poking fun at me, my dude
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  7. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I actually bullshitted through every part of my entrance. They only just recently learned I'm not in college to be a cop. My company is terribly understaffed and I've been with them far longer than their usual guys, and I know this town like the back of my hand, in addition to being one of their best, so they kept me.

    Anything you buy arms or armorwise can be written off in taxes.
    Anything. Consider it an opportunity to get armed if you're not.

    I have a really pleasant position right now.

    Basically claiming to be interested in law enforcement, a well written resume, and being basically fit, and you'll be accepted.

    Mileage may vary with different companies. To get into the pinkertons is another beast entirely, for example
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  8. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Also, what "other" shit is going on tonight? Seems like this is an interesting line of work at least once in a while, at least far more interesting when it is than the average job has.

    It definitely can be. I've seen a guy get curb stomped, been in a fair few scuffles, and made some arrests.
    Mostly it's quiet though. Bring some cigs to share, don't pretend to be Robocop, and you'll have fun.
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  9. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    My town always had so many crows. The buildings keep the air warm and offer places to hang out. Imagine seeing just clouds of loud, dark, birds. I like crowd though. They're smart animals. I hate when people fuck with them. It's bad juju to say the least
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  10. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by mmQ So we NEED things to be wrong.

    Absolutely. Difficulty and difference are integral parts of the sentient experience
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  11. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by NARCassist that's a pretty damn retard thing to do, lol.
    .

    Thanks for telling me now. I sure didn't realize with an arrow in my mouth. Your insight is ever enlightening

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  12. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I guess I should have realized I'd be unleashing a fedora hornets nest with a thread like this
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  13. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I sense police.

    Come and get me.

    The a knife to the end of a broom, and spear charge anyone who enters. Unscrew the cover on an electrical outlet a d the outlet itself to put it behind by the wires.

    The resources to deploy a team with thermal imaging to bust some random jonnie doing meth st a computer.

    You'll be fine champ. Spear rush the dirty pig dogs
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  14. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Get a statue of an owl or large bird and put it in your window, like they put out on docks to keep birds from shutting on them. You can get a cheap one st a fleet farm or Menards or something.
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  15. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I got banned for reporting someone who shat up a serious thread of yours in a topical forum while the other spammers who shitposted with me didn't get banned.

    Death sentence.

    Really? I see no bans on your record?
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  16. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yes, embrace the storm.

    I just went out to smoke some cigarettes in the rain, under an awning. Comfy imports
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  17. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Bruh if you're dead you can never go to space and farm astroweed on your meteor based farm, retire after a long day of work to slam your beautiful robot/alien wife.

    Or augment your puny human body

    Really those are two pretty good reasons to hang around
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  18. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Damn I wish I was religious. How comforting it must be to be delusional.

    Think about it this way. There is comfort in faith, and community, and hope, I'm a world where there is increasingly less. Guidelines keep your actions good and in check for people who may have difficulty otherwise.

    And if I'm wrong? I end up in the same dirt as you, fam (assuming I don't help colonize space and smoke weed on an asteroid with my lovely robot/alien wife). I win either way, and there is a joy in that.


    The hope and knowledge that you have some cosmic homie, is good shit.

    I imagine God probably gas a good sense of humor, in addition to being infinitely forgiving. Talk about a bro
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  19. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Sophie Maybe witch craft is real and you are cursed to fall in love with witches for all eternity.

    I've seen some shit dude. Thats a curse I'm not sure I want or not. I'll be doomed to find magic sexy til the end of time. I know they worked some stuff in me. Sex magic is the bomb tho
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  20. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Sophie Witches in what way?

    Like practicing witches. Salts herbs, candles, crystals, the whole 9. No matter what happens it's all i can come across. No matter what I do I keep falling into the occult. So much so that rituals and spells are a major turn on
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