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2017-02-06 at 3:10 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!The amphet diet is the best diet.
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2017-02-06 at 6:38 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I made a few hundred dollars working when I was 14 and one day my dad bursts into my room and says "I know you have money, there is a dealer outside with a gun and if I don't pay him I'm dead"
He had to fight me for the money and I never got it back.
Good times.
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2017-02-06 at 1:46 AM UTC in cats are the worst pet, they are worse than rats and should be killedThey nicely shit and piss in a box for you.
They generally leave you alone.
They are fun for cuddlez and spooning.
They are often times silly.
They clean themselves.
They aren't obnoxious around strangers.
You don't have to take them for walks.
They are cutie patooties.
They like warms.
All good things.
Cats. -
2017-02-05 at 4:17 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin>wake up in a panic completely soaked in a cold sweat after bout of extensive insomnia
>reach over to grab bucket and dry heave
>do some some dabs for the antiemetic effect and other benefits in order to keep anything down, dry heave from the smoke/vapor
>scramble for a drink and anti-depressants
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2017-02-05 at 3:38 PM UTC in CS:GO
Originally posted by snab_snib because i like rainbow six better than counterstrike.
and you expect to be taken seriously?
It is a well documented scientific fact that only people with Down's Syndrome like Rainbow Six better than Counter Strike. -
2017-02-05 at 8:12 AM UTC in My "best friend" is a fucking piece of shitHey man cool it on the profanity my kid browses this board.
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2017-02-05 at 2:39 AM UTC in Not washing my dick for 6 monthsSeems fine. Every now and again I stick it in the freezer overnight and it doesn't smell.
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2017-02-04 at 2:21 AM UTC in Yesterday I smoke Syncans after a month of abstinenceDon't make fun of the Monsanto situation. They are a true threat to the genepool of cannabis. Bayer just as much. Skunkman "CIA weasle" Sam on the forefront.
Fuck, I'm getting pissed. Save your seeds everyone. Save your genetics. -
2017-02-03 at 6:52 PM UTC in I love my Crouton
Originally posted by cerakote well the first time i got it it was most definitely trash because i took all 8 grams and nothing happened… the 2nd time i got one that the owner said was pretty popular and that was the one that gave me the nausea and i mightve felt something but if i did it was overpowered by wanting to yack everywhere… even taking hydros on an empty stomach was tolerable, and i have a pretty tough stomach
Try placing an order with motark, socal, or gaia, you'll get a lot more bang for your buck. You should be able to enjoy it without feeling sick. I thought Crouton was shit too when i had only tried it from bbb. Took grams and grams to feel anything and just got sick. Took fucking twelve grams to do it too. -
2017-02-03 at 4:57 PM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by Lanny Without the popular vote
Sucks to be Marxist scum. There is a reason your country's founding fathers put it in your constitution that the president is elected by delegates not the popular vote. -
2017-02-03 at 11:50 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinwe're in the money Mr. HAt!
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2017-02-03 at 5:06 AM UTC in Reddit Bans 'Alt-Right' Groupshttp://antifascism.org/ JUST GOT HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
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2017-02-03 at 12:39 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by cerakote you deceived me into believing your comment was of a derogatory nature until i finished reading the text body of your message
i was rused
i was T R I C K E D
you have my condolences -
2017-02-03 at 12:30 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by cerakote you did it lad, you memed me
I need that translated -
2017-02-03 at 12:10 AM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by infinityshock I didn't even know about it but if I had I would have been there. apparently the antifa-fa-fags were having a protest over something at the city hall and a bunch of 'nazis' were setting up to literally shoot them up. an fbi informant set the 'nazi' group up and they were all arrested on bullshit charges. when everything played out, all but two were released with no charges, with the ringleader getting railroaded on bullshit charges.
Fuck the FBI, fuck Antifa, gas the kikes and lynch the niggers >:( -
2017-02-02 at 10:03 PM UTC in Berkley fucktards trash their own school
Originally posted by cerakote you make a fuckton of money
>18
>fresh out of hs
>literally no job experience needed
>making 16.5/yr starting, all expenses paid
>free insurance
>free college
>if you live in texas, extra free college
>extremely secure
>if you work in shitfuckistan you get extra hazard pay
literally the best possible option right out of high school
um.
- play with 'splosives, missiles, MANPADs, fully automatic rifles, aircraft, various types of combat and auxiliary vehicles...land, sea, and air. and blowing shit up. dude...blowing shit up is priceless.
- get multiple types of additional pay...flight pay, dive pay,housing, food, sea pay, hazardous duty pay...etc. when I was in I was collecting several but from my understanding now you're only allowed one.
- in certain jobs...access to the most classified information available to anyone, including the POTUS.
- world travel...including pussy-sampling adventures unavailable anywhere in the US.
- war stories and experience that no amount of money can buy -
2017-02-02 at 8:35 PM UTC in DWARF FORTRESS Niggas In Space EditionMake that a bag of speed and a bag of weed.
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2017-02-02 at 8:29 PM UTC in My "best friend" is a fucking piece of shit
Originally posted by cerakote am i the only one who hears words they read in their head
Lol no, i think they call it "thought". -
2017-02-02 at 7:51 PM UTC in My "best friend" is a fucking piece of shit
Originally posted by cerakote "fuck" 9 times in this post
learn to communicate without explitives tbh fam
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWzGm1W0WY
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2017-02-02 at 6:40 PM UTC in Options For Attacking A Web Server That Aren't Web Application RelatedThanks encryption!