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Posts by Mayberry

  1. Mayberry Houston
    Associate with better people and get off these shitty forums
  2. Mayberry Houston
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  3. Mayberry Houston
    At first I was like "Typical Capita University."

    Then I was like "Oh wtf that's me!"
  4. Mayberry Houston
    It's a date.

    You bring the shots, I'll bring the jelly
  5. Mayberry Houston

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  6. Mayberry Houston
    Julie 4
  7. Mayberry Houston
    What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
  8. Mayberry Houston
    What a coincidence, I'm eating jelly right now
  9. Mayberry Houston
    26 C (79 F) in a midwest state

    It's cooled down this week.
  10. Mayberry Houston
    https://twitter.com/jackyalcine/status/615329515909156865/photo/1
  11. Mayberry Houston
    yep
  12. Mayberry Houston
    1v1 me irl faget
  13. Mayberry Houston
    Lately I've been really turned on by rape fantasies. The prospect of a cute guy slamming me against the wall, ripping off my clothes and just having his way with me really turns me on. Now rape is obviously terrible and I don't wish it on anyone and I don't really want to experience it in reality. But it's the thought of it that gets me going. I just hope this is as far as it goes cause it could turn out to be quite dangerous.
  14. Mayberry Houston
    I think it's olympic gold medal should be revoked
  15. Mayberry Houston
    I like penis
  16. Mayberry Houston
    Learning. If I don't know about it, I want to learn about it.

    Also, I play piano like every good azn gurl
  17. Mayberry Houston
    My highschool bf asked me if I would do anal, and I said that I would if I could stick something up his ass first. He agreed, and I used a sharpie to fuck his ass cause his asshole was too tight for anything larger. So I went at it, and eventually it was my turn to take his cock up my ass. Unfortunately for him, he went limp from his assfucking, so I never ended up taking his tiny penis my ass :o
  18. Mayberry Houston
    http://xhamster.com/movies/141071/japanese_girl_bicycle.html
  19. Mayberry Houston
    The terrorists have won
  20. Mayberry Houston
    What are the odds of that?

    Better safe than sorry. I gain nothing from posting my face here.


    K, i'll assume you're hawt.

    thx bb
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