Posts by Mayberry

1. 2017-11-28 at 11:45 PM UTC in i like penis
   

   Mayberry Houston
   GIMME YOUR PENIS CHICKENBOY
2. 2017-11-27 at 10:37 PM UTC in non violent trolling revenge ideas
   

   Mayberry Houston
   Just order pizza to his house over and over again.
3. 2017-11-27 at 7:58 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.
   

   Mayberry Houston

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The fuck?

   
   no u
4. 2017-11-26 at 8:02 PM UTC in Would you do this car?
   

   Mayberry Houston
   
5. 2017-11-26 at 4:18 PM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.
   

   Mayberry Houston

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh cool. I have a question then.
   
   Is it weird If I masturbate to asian porn with my ol' lady in the other room? sometimes I just like to sex myself

   
   That's a question only your ol' lady can answer. Some of us don't mind, but others do. Not unlike how some guys are comfortable swallowing their own cum while others are not.
6. 2017-11-26 at 4:07 AM UTC in No, I'm serious, how do I meet more women.
   

   Mayberry Houston
   hi i am women
7. 2017-11-26 at 2:01 AM UTC in what to do with a cucumber in the grocery isle?
   

   Mayberry Houston

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein What type of vegetable is this?

   
   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikon
8. 2017-11-26 at 2:01 AM UTC in Hello
   

   Mayberry Houston

   Originally posted by Daily Hello, if you could pursue a hobby and get paid for it, what would it be?

   
   Being a faggot.
9. 2017-11-26 at 2 AM UTC in What's your favourite way to suck dick?
   

   Mayberry Houston
   im a sucker not a snapper
10. 2017-11-25 at 10:48 PM UTC in What's your favourite way to suck dick?
    

    Mayberry Houston
    I like using twisting motions and gently caress it with my teeth from time to time.
11. 2017-11-25 at 10:46 PM UTC in Fat & Fag
    

    Mayberry Houston
    wow
12. 2017-11-25 at 10:19 PM UTC in Worst books you've ever read
    

    Mayberry Houston
    The Lorax is globalist propaganda
13. 2017-11-25 at 10:08 PM UTC in what to do with a cucumber in the grocery isle?
    

    Mayberry Houston
    i put ketchup on all my cucumbers
14. 2017-11-25 at 10:08 PM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston
    all i know is that i like penis
15. 2017-11-23 at 2:09 AM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston
    whats up faggots
16. 2016-07-29 at 2:09 AM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston

    Pics or it didn't happen (-_-")

    
    
17. 2016-07-28 at 7:50 PM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston

    <3 u 2

    
    thx bb the picture is very nice i put it on my fridge
18. 2016-07-28 at 7:50 PM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston

    There's a delay between Earth and space. Whenever you send a data package it takes 7 seconds to reach the Earth servers. It adds up over time but hey, it's space. We are in space. So yea, that's what's causing the site to be shit. Space. The worst place not on Earth.
    
    Ha! That would be a good title for a book "Space: The worst place not on Earth".

    
    But I have cable
19. 2016-07-27 at 6:55 PM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston
    Why is this shitty site so slow?
    
    

    Hey there. It could be worse. How are you doing?
    
    inb4gone.

    
    Pretty good. Makin some good money now, so I've reinstalled my internet service. I'd check in more often if this shitty site wasn't so fucking slow.
    
    

    I made you MS paint art, for us to look at, when we get old enough to realize happiness is just a moment.

    
    Life is just a moment. But where's the art? I love MS paint. And I love you.
20. 2016-07-27 at 2:37 PM UTC in Hello
    

    Mayberry Houston

    May may? Where ya been babygirl.

    
    Busy making America great again