Posts by Mayberry

1. 2016-07-27 at 2:06 AM UTC in Hello
   

   Mayberry Houston
   How's it goin?
2. 2015-10-14 at 3:23 AM UTC in So
   

   Mayberry Houston
   aww thx bb
3. 2015-10-13 at 6:28 PM UTC in So
   

   Mayberry Houston
   I've decided to check in and apparently there is nothing of value here.
4. 2015-08-28 at 12:17 AM UTC in Hey Victoria
   

   Mayberry Houston
   wot
5. 2015-08-27 at 4:23 PM UTC in Why minimum wage is bad.
   

   Mayberry Houston
   Give it a couple years and unskilled labour will be replaced by machines.
6. 2015-08-27 at 4:17 PM UTC in how 2 get over girl
   

   Mayberry Houston
   Make more shitty "IQ" tests to get your mind off it
7. 2015-08-27 at 1:36 AM UTC in Is it wrong of me to keep watching the live TV reporters shooting video?
   

   Mayberry Houston
   Not enough explosions 6.5/10
8. 2015-08-27 at 1:35 AM UTC in Nightcrawler
   

   Mayberry Houston
   I enjoyed it.
9. 2015-08-25 at 9:37 PM UTC in Hey Victoria
   

   Mayberry Houston
   I'm completely fucking bonkers
10. 2015-08-25 at 2:01 AM UTC in Work is gay.
    

    Mayberry Houston
    I tried syncans once, but all that happened was that I felt nauseous the entire next day.
    
    So now I just do speed like every other hard worker
11. 2015-08-14 at 9:13 PM UTC in I'm creating a new forum
    

    Mayberry Houston
    Call me 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
12. 2015-08-14 at 6:37 PM UTC in I'm creating a new forum
    

    Mayberry Houston
    Jesus fucking christ do you guys want to just share phone numbers so we can call each other and chat?
13. 2015-08-11 at 5:01 PM UTC in color
    

    Mayberry Houston

    That's true for all colors save for Red, Green, Blue, and Black.

    
    I meant it doesn't exist in the visible spectrum. For example, we know red + green = yellow, but yellow exists as a standalone colour in the spectrum, while purple does not.
14. 2015-08-11 at 2:38 PM UTC in color
    

    Mayberry Houston
    Did you know that purple doesn't exist as a single colour, but only as a combination of other colours?
15. 2015-08-09 at 9:15 PM UTC in I'm butthurt
    

    Mayberry Houston
    I went river tubing and my butt hit some rocks while going over some rapids. Now my butt is sore
16. 2015-08-09 at 8:37 PM UTC in is everyone evil
    

    Mayberry Houston
    Everyone is fucking retarded
17. 2015-08-04 at 3:32 AM UTC in So I just moved into a new place
    

    Mayberry Houston
    .
18. 2015-08-03 at 10:28 PM UTC in So I just moved into a new place
    

    Mayberry Houston
    It's alright
19. 2015-08-03 at 10:28 PM UTC in Am I an important person
    

    Mayberry Houston
    The only way to find out is to kill yourself and see if you'll be missed.
20. 2015-08-03 at 1:49 AM UTC in What do you fantasize about when you masturbate?
    

    Mayberry Houston

    Anal sex with really small hipster Latinas.
    
    SOmething like
    
    

    
    She's probably not a Latina