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2016-11-15 at 11:42 PM UTC in Have only 4 or 5 forums, and implement tagsFuck thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-15 at 2:36 PM UTC in Someone robbed me
Originally posted by aldra not anymore lol
That was mean.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-15 at 5:59 AM UTC in I'm sad and depressed right now. Somebody please tell me you love me.if you cannot get love, then sow hate and reap hate. remember this, kiddo, humans need attention more than they need love. if you got a shitty family, redeem yourself becoming a great man. study the great man theory of the historian Thomas Carlyle. "The history of the world is but the biography of great men". You wanna beg for love or you wanna achieve greatness? Your choice, kiddo. Don't disappoint me.
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2016-11-14 at 4:32 PM UTC in Anyone want to whip up a favico for the site?How is this? http://i.imgur.com/ZF2a7Ts.png
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2016-11-14 at 4:19 AM UTC in Trump says he's 'fine' with legalization of same-sex marriage
Originally posted by Bill Krozby He speaks a lot of rhetoric, but never really gets to the point.
I swear to god Bill Krozby, you don't know what those words even mean, because 100% of that post was either rhetoric or too incoherent to even quality for the august label of rhetoric.
Jesus man, read a book for one in your life or something.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-13 at 10:12 PM UTC in are we just going to pretend the forum hasnt changed?
Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ Will I be able to stay signed in for more than .5 seconds now?
Yes, that shit show is over.
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger And what of signatures? We have many questions that need addressing lan man! Foremost, why migrate now when you could have finished the site first?
I'm on the fence on signatures. They're honestly a pretty ghey feature that serve no purpose (like at least avatars help identify posters, sigs are annoying shit that stretch pages). I always disable then when there's an option. I guess I could add them if enough people care.
As for why migrate now, the main reason is I consider lower load times worth more than the missing features, I fucking hated waiting around for like a minute before I could make a new thread, it was embarrassing. Also it's easier to work out bugs when I can shanghai a bunch of people into doing testing for free.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-13 at 9:48 PM UTC in are we just going to pretend the forum hasnt changed?Which fonts don't work? Encoding on some spammers thread titles is wonky but whatever, I'm going to be deleting them shortly.
Avatars are on the way. Cucking will not be making a return because it was a stupid impulse add. Youtube embeds are also in progress. I don't know what you mean by "picture link"
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2016-11-13 at 12:29 AM UTC in Who's the biggest cuck on TC?Just kidding, it's Bill Krozby by far.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-07 at 9:55 AM UTC in I'm bored.
Get into extreme sports and hunting and stuff.
Hunting, eh?
You ever read that story 'The Most Dangerous Game'?
Actually, never mind. You know, I love this community. We should all get together on an island some time soon. To hang out or somethin. I can organize it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in American Herstory XDear Americans,
Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.
Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.
History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.
History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.
Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!
But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.
Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.
If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.
And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.
And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.
And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.
Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.
IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.
While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.
So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.
Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......
Let not they change thy history into herstory.
Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.
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2016-11-01 at 1:17 PM UTC in iTs The Great Meth Pipe, Scrawny Brown!.So yesterday I decide to skip work because its halloween and I spent this time last year doing a tail spin on meth so I decided to take a day off and chill to reflect upon my life.
I went to the corner store for a pack of smokes and LOW AND BEHOLD Guess who I run in to?. THE HOOKER WHO GOT ME METH FROM JUNE!. She was wearing a witch costume, I think. She had the witch hat, stockings and wasn't wearing much clothes for a chilly raining october day.
She recognized me and said hello, I asked what she was doing and she said waiting to score. I'm like oh shit what are you scoring. She said H. I said trick or treat lets fucking party.
The dealer pulls up in a drop top six and we park behind a warehouse a few blocks away. He pulls out some baggies and he's talking a million miles an hour about fent and oxy and shootings and tar and meth and I'm like HOLD ON A MINUTE, Can I get some meth?. So the dude says "CAN YOU GET SOME METH?" and steps on the gas and says "We're going to THE FUCKING COOK right now pal" I'm like oh shit what.
So we arrive at an old folks home and the hooker does a shot of H in the parking lot while we go inside to score from the "cook". The "cook" is actually an 80 year old grandma that has syringes all over her coffee table. I'm thinking this lady is senile and maybe her son is using her place as a trap house. She offers me a home cooked halloween cupcake and I don't really feel like eating but I accept to be nice to the old lady and I'm eating it and shes like "Do you like it?", "is it good". I'm like yeah tastes okay whatever. She looks at me in the eye and says "Theres meth in those muffins" and does this old lady cackle and leaves the room while the dealer guy is loading up a syringe.
He wants to inject me to prove I'm not a cop, I have never done IV drugs in my life and I sorta just want to get my drugs and leave but he INSISTS I let him inject me. I asked if it was a clean spike and he said no. I said "Fuck man, I only smoke I dont shoot"
The old lady peers her head into the room and yells "WHAT!?". The dealer is looking at me equally disgusted. "SMOKE?!" "YOU CAN"T SMOKE METH YOU CAN ONLY SHOOT IT!!!"
He weighs me out a quick bag, shorts me a few points then tells me to get the fuck out and never come back.
I went back for the hooker but she was passed out in the car and didn't respond to me knocking on the window.
So now I have this bag of meth in my pocket and I'm walking home.
Now, there is a legend around these parts of a [SIZE=26px]"great meth pipe"[/SIZE] thats custom heavy duty pyrex hand blown in a superlab.
I hear legends that the owner of the pipe had mystical powers and people pay hundreds of dollars just to use it for one single hit.
But along my travels I realize I gotta do some of this meth. I stop a local thrift store to browse costumes and snort meth in the bathroom.
I pull out the bag to take a closer look and FUCK... its halloween meth…
Trick or treat INDEED. It tasted like candy corn when snorted.
So now I'm high on meth looking for costumes and I find a gorilla suit. And then it hits me. THAT FUCKING OLD GRANDMA RIPPED ME OFF FOR A FEW POINTS IM FUCKING GOING BACK. I will don the gorilla suit and pretend to be a trick or treater and when they aren't looking grab the sack of meth and tray of muffins and run for my life.
The only problem is, The front desk people at the old folks home aren't too keen about letting a guy high on meth in a gorilla suit into an old folks home. I did the only thing that made sense. I started pounding on my chest and knocked a potted plant to the ground and went "OOOH OOOH OOH" and pretended to be a real gorilla. I think they bought it because everyone freaked out and ran off.
I get to the old ladys door I remember the number 5640 and I bang on it menacingly because I'm still in ape-mode. THE HOOKER ANSWERS! and her pupils are huge. Oh shit. And the place is PACKED with people and theres strobe lights and music going. I walk in and LO AND BEHOLD.
THE GREAT METH PIPE IS BEING LIT BY THIS BUCK NAKED OLD MAN!!. I get on my knees and say "OH GREAT METH PIPE I KNEW YOU WERE REAL!!". The old man says "Is that fucking gorilla worshipping my pipe?" and goes back to melting down the contents inside the crucible.
I empty out the contents of my wallet and ask the naked old man for a hit off the great meth pipe. He accepts my offer and dumps my entire 50 sack inside the bowl and hands me a blow torch. THIS IS IT. But all the sudden the door is kicked in by some dudes around my age, maybe even younger.
They are dressed up in clown makeup and they have lots of beer, like a case on each arm. One of them slams all the booze on the table and pulls out a baggie.
"I GOT AN OUNCE OF GRASS!"
The other guy in clown makeup pulls out a bag and shouts out
"I GOT SOME H!".
"Yo charlie what did you get?"
The 3rd clown makeup guy says
"I got a rock.."
Then pulls out the BIGGEST CRACK ROCK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE out of a jack o lantern trick or treat bag. It must have been the size of my fist.
Everyone drops the needles and meth gear and pulls out pyrex shooters for crack smoking. Brillo is being cut, the hoooker is on her knees. This party is going wild.
Then all the sudden a guy wearing a sombrero who was mixing records on a turntable pulls a pistol from his poncho and aims it at the guy holding the crack rock.
The clown guys all pull guns too. It's now a mexican stand off between a large sack of meth, a giant meth pipe and a massive crack rock in the middle.
Then it happens. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* three knocks and a KICK. The SWAT team or local police must have been tipped off from my gorilla suit antics.
Everyone is tackled to the ground, cuffed, beaten and tased but as one of the arresting officer is trying to cuff me I nudge the coffee table and the GREAT METH PIPE rolls off and smashes on the ground into a million pieces. Everyone in the room stands up and shrieks "NOOOOO!!!!!" as the cops try to pin them down.
Now the entire local drug community wants me dead for smashing the great meth pipe and showing up to a gang house in a gorilla suit and getting the police called. That was my halloween how was yours?.
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2016-10-22 at 3:45 AM UTC in bling blings TOP DRAWS #1` card game
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2016-06-20 at 5:20 PM UTC in Mom found my meth pipe, foil, straws
Aladdin didn't have a family, unless you count Abu, and that monkey could steal for himself, requiring far fewer calories and being more dexterous and agile. Quite frankly, he was such a major fuckup at times that I wouldn't regret seeing him starve or die by some other means if he were on his own.
This made me laugh hard as fuck. What a different world the Disney movies would be if Malice was the protagonist.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-05-06 at 9:27 PM UTC in I like overcast/clouds/rain better than sunny weather.The sun sucks dick. Overcast is nice, rain is better, fog is my favorite weather.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-04-25 at 8:26 PM UTC in Psychedelic banana and topical tryptamines
That is both beautiful and perhaps the most vile thing I've ever seen in my life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-04-20 at 3:40 PM UTC in happy birthday hitlerEveryone wish this man a happy birthday. He deserves it.
Happy birthday Adolf!
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2016-04-08 at 5:31 AM UTC in Sexual BoredomI was banging this chick last night right, and she's all like let's do the reverse Superman position and I'm all like Bitch that's all we ever do and she's like but you never wear the cape and I'm like bitch I don't need the cape and she's like you're right Superman.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-03-29 at 10:56 PM UTC in I Just Shit in a Toilet Filled With BleachLol that's nothing I used to have a pail of pure sodium hypochlorite pellets meant for cleaning pools and before my house exploded I poured the entire 5kg in a clogged toilet bowl and closed the lid.
Now it looks like this and the toilet isn't clogged anymore.
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2016-02-26 at 5:57 PM UTC in Games We've CompletedIf you are going to play them, play LOOM first. There is a LOOM easter egg at the very beginning of The Secret of Monkey Island.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2015-11-05 at 12:03 AM UTC in #blacklivesmatterwar is peace
freedom is slavery
black is white
ignorance is strength
black lives matterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
