aldra
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who the fuck is kim jun eel
aldra
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set yourself up with an ssh account?
if you want to be sneaky, cat /etc/passwd, look for a system account with the shell set to /bin/false, set it to /bin/sh and reset the password... that way it won't be immediately obvious that a new user's been added, and the only way they'll notice is by actively monitoring the ssh logs and seeing activity on accounts that aren't supposed to have access
alternatively you can bind netcat to a terminal and have it listen on a nonstandard port, but that runs the risk of getting fucked by NAT as well as someone noticing the port being open, or even some other chud finding it
aldra
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I would cat the virtual hosts in the /etc/apache or /etc/nginx for the documentroot and mess around with the actual website
something subtle, like embedded meatspin on the login failed page or something
you could always go the classic rm -rf / though
aldra
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I think greyfox rabbiting on about crystals and earth spirits pushed it out of my mind
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"LOL gay ass tattoos on his chest,and HORRIBLE music....i bet this dude works at hot topic."
why is this video age restricted?
2015-10-13 at 3:40 PM UTC
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Paranoid Security Measures
aldra
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I've been thinking up some hardware hacks for the ultra-paranoid... I remember discussing ideas like this with Prometheum on totse. this is a place for any sort of idea, regardless of whether you plan on actually doing it or not (I do intend on building a few)... pictures would be nice if you go ahead with it. please verify whether it's technically feasible before suggesting laser guns and low yield nuclear warheads and shit.
1. remote harddrive destruction - viable for a server or desktop, not so much a laptop. mix a small package of thermate (the military adds ~3% sulphur b/v to their thermite for a hotter, faster burn) and mount it above the HDD bay, run a nichrome wire through it as an igniter, hook the nichrome up to a battery pack via a 3v relay. control the relay using either a dev board like a raspi's GPIOs or raw IOs on the motherboard. write a script to put power to the GPIO, which in turn closes the relay, which puts power to the nichrome coil which ignites the package. ssh in and run the script for fireworks.
2. stolen device tracking - using a standard laptop (not ultraportable - they don't tend to be user-serviceable) make as much room as possible - removing the harddrive and mounting an MSATA ssd should do it. you should be able to mount a raspi (or other board - you could probably do it with an arduino, dunno if any of them have wireless capability) in there along with a wlan module or, if possible, a datacard. hook the power directly to the USB pins on the motherboard. write a script on the raspi to scan for wireless networks and phone home on boot. if you want to save power, you could set your operating system to disable the USB port you've internally attached the pi to on boot.
assuming they don't take the laptop apart, it should be able to phone home with location data even if they nuke the harddrive or boot to a USB stick or whatever.
2015-10-13 at 7:25 AM UTC
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ATTN: Crazy Mike.
aldra
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computers don't fail because they don't do what you tell them to, they fail because they do exactly what you tell them to.
2015-10-13 at 7:23 AM UTC
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How to eat more lean
aldra
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saw Bill Krozby was op, didn't read post because lean is probably slang for dicks
aldra
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I actually remember reading a (totally shit) article about some guy who got called nose when he was a kid, got bullied and someone stole his watch so he guessed at who it was and tracked him down like 20 years later. amusingly enough when he 'confronted' the bully, the guy told him to harden up because he and everyone else were bullied too, far worse than being called a name. he then went on for like 6 paragraphs about his gay feelings.
anyway, I just caught a palistinian boy trying to steal my foreskin collection, brb gonna go shoot him and hang him from the front gate.
aldra
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you can embed youtube videos with [video] tags
yeah it is a little slow, seems to be rather js-heavy
it's for their own good[/video]
