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2015-10-13 at 4:02 PM UTC
YOUR UGLY CANCER MOTHER, CUNT SPECTRAL ? -
2015-10-13 at 4:05 PM UTC
YOUR UGLY CANCER MOTHER, CUNT SPECTRAL ?
Yeah but it sounds better in Dutch. -
2015-10-13 at 4:17 PM UTCYou're ugly and you have cancer you stupid bitch, now move on to the corner yo and make this nigga rich. Switches I hit. Bitches I get. Motha-fucking pipe-hitting niggaz on the script.
Shut the fuck up and suck on a knob, you're a slob. Creepy ass crawly jittery fucking all thee bad things in the world are you personified, I hope you die. I hope you die in a fiery car accident with thousands of passersby stopping to watch you burn and scream. BURN AND SCREAM. HELP ME!!! HELP MEEE!!!!! PLEASEE!!!!!!!! Just burning. Just dying. And the people film you, and they poke you with lengthy sticks and roast marshmallows over your slowly burning body. HELP ME!! I hope they laugh and I hope they set up card-tables and play pinochle and sip cold raspberry iced tea and do ice bucket challenges among one another as you sit there, SLOWLY, PAINFULLY, HORRIBLY burning away, begging for the sake of any shred of human decency that one person might have to PLEASE DEAR GOD JUST PULL ME FROM THIS AGONIZING LIVING HELL but nobody acknowledges you save for the marshmallow roasters who have to look at you while they roast their mallows.
Then I hope someone finally comes along and puts out the fire when you are mere moments from death. It is my wish that you will have severe such SEVERE THIRD DEGREE BURNS spanning the length of your ENTIRE body, and you are in such intense, morbid pain, pulsating throughout your body and your skin, in each and every spot that you haven't burned away the nerves you are in a world of hurt and quite awful cringe-inducing pain-hell. The paramedics will arrive and will do more ice bucket challenges and play some cards with the other folks while one of them straps you onto a gurney and hooks up the bare necessities to keep you barely alive- hanging on by just a thread. JUST A THREAD. You will sit in the back of the HOT and MUGGY ambulance while the paramedics complete a 64-man pinochle tournament that takes 2 days to complete. You will still sit there screaming for any type of help, you will beg and cry for a drink of just one swallow of water, just ONE little cool refreshing sip of water, but nobody will listen. They will finally take you to the hospital where the nurses and doctors while pull on your flesh wounds and scrape their scalpels along your deformed body, ripping open the wounds and further throwing you into pure and holistic agony. You will no longer have a voice in which to beg for mercy because you will have yelled out whatever is left of your vocal chords at this point. Making hollow, silent yelps you will try to convey a sense of helplessness and urgency for some pain relief but the doctors will LAUGH and poke you and scrape your skin even MORE. Then they will finally give you a drink of water but it will be one little warm hot glass of salt-water and you won't be able to drink it and you will spit it out instinctively, spraying hot salty water over your wounds only to further enhance the pain.
Cancer victim faggit.
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2015-10-13 at 4:56 PM UTCPut it to a beat.
Dank as fuck. Now i feel like rapping. -
2015-10-13 at 5 PM UTC
Probably but it would be a disservice to the people who coined to the term to use it innapropriately…
I am one of the people who coined the term. Face it, kid, you're green. Green as they come.
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2015-10-13 at 5:07 PM UTCOh Sophey, what have I become? http://vocaroo.com/i/s11ug6y2vfR3
:o:o:o:o I realize I missed a line in my excitement. Forgive me, and have yourself a good cringe.
I wish it rhymed. -
2015-10-13 at 5:21 PM UTC
Let me take you back to the place it all began, compton, niggas hustlin twenny fo seven, man. No dads cuz they be deadbeat gimme his email address, the only way we'll ever meet. But it's not all bad, chilling with the homies getting street cred roll out of bed and roll another spliff gotta pay the rent dang these prices are stiff. White collar crime is a dream on mine while i'm sweating in an office, daily on the grind. My lady is fine but sometimes a bitch, sometimes that ho so scary i grab my crucifix but it's all part of the game, we all play it don't be lame, even though you go insane by ways of the daily struggle, if you scream make sure you muffle, that sound, gotta think of the neighbours don't be too loud, these walls be paper, and duct tape bound. Here in compton, where the white man is a minority, cops telling me: 'respect my authority'. But i got no love for the blue, last night i saw a dude, getting arrested, it was kinda' rough niggas nerves be tested. And twisted into uncomely shapes i do love me some grapes, i asked my wife to peel them for me, she said do it yourself in life nothing is free. I guess she's right, even though i wish with all my might that come tonight i'll be released of the fright and get taken to a better place not in the sense of dying or frying or a ship to outer space. Rather a race to success i try my best, but compton is like the wild west. Niggas got no opportunities, not even universities or factories or BEES for the hive keeping alarm bells beeping, shit what time is it? Is it eight!? Got dang i'm gonna be late, just another reason for my boss to hate, on a nigga, debts getting bigger do you see the bigger picture corperate debt slaves, it ain't no fiction. I cause friction when i speak truth to power, one day this place gon' blow up like the twin towers and when that day comes i'll be done with this hard life in compton. -
2015-10-13 at 7:28 PM UTCGET REKT OP!
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2015-10-13 at 8:37 PM UTC
Oh Sophey, what have I become? http://vocaroo.com/i/s11ug6y2vfR3
:o:o:o:o I realize I missed a line in my excitement. Forgive me, and have yourself a good cringe.
I wish it rhymed.
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! I totally missed this ayyyyyyyyy lmao. -
2015-10-13 at 8:38 PM UTCNow rap my thing kekekekek.
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2015-10-13 at 8:41 PM UTC
I am one of the people who coined the term. Face it, kid, you're green. Green as they come.
The fact you think you're better at IT than anyone here is hilarious in and of itself. Next thing you'll know you'll tell me you're Torvalds, top fucking kek SpeciaL.
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2015-10-13 at 9:33 PM UTCI have 779 fucking messages because it auto subscribes me to every thread
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2015-10-13 at 9:35 PM UTCAnd lol at Sophie why the fuck do dutch use cancer as an offense
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2015-10-13 at 10:03 PM UTC
And lol at Sophie why the fuck do dutch use cancer as an offense
In Dutch you curse with diseases. -
2015-10-14 at 3:28 AM UTC
I am one of the people who coined the term. Face it, kid, you're green. Green as they come.
That's so obviously a lie that I wish we had a phrase in english to express more emphatically that what you said is a lie. Like go from "that's a lie" to "that's total fucking bullshit" but then keep going until you get to the maximal possible expression of how much of a lie what you just posted is and that's what I'd like to convey in this moment. -
2015-10-14 at 3:43 AM UTC
That's so obviously a lie that I wish we had a phrase in english to express more emphatically that what you said is a lie. Like go from "that's a lie" to "that's total fucking bullshit" but then keep going until you get to the maximal possible expression of how much of a lie what you just posted is and that's what I'd like to convey in this moment.
Lanny. You weren't even born yet either in my era. I mean, where I come from. I'm literally like a dinosaur compared to you.
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2015-10-14 at 4:33 AM UTC
Lanny. You weren't even born yet either in my era. I mean, where I come from. I'm literally like a dinosaur compared to you.
Which makes it even more embarrassing that you feel the need to lie about tech stuff to impress strangers on the internet. -
2015-10-14 at 5:02 AM UTC^^^just fix the site lanny.. you've had almost 5 months.
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2015-10-14 at 6:08 AM UTC
Which makes it even more embarrassing that you feel the need to lie about tech stuff to impress strangers on the internet.
Have you even heard of the phrase, "respect your elders"?
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2015-10-14 at 6:26 AM UTCI think greyfox rabbiting on about crystals and earth spirits pushed it out of my mind
