Posts by aldra

1. 2016-07-31 at 7:31 AM UTC in Guys, help... I have ammsenia...
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   good. this should result in less general homoerotica in the forums
2. 2016-07-29 at 8:33 AM UTC in New Topic
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   the worst thing about living here is you can only kill yourself once
3. 2016-07-29 at 8:32 AM UTC in Would it be weird if i bought my 14yo cousin expensive jediellery for her birthday?
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   not if you were virtually anyone else
4. 2016-07-26 at 5:38 AM UTC in Whats your favorite ROM-COM?
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   A Serbian Film
5. 2016-07-25 at 4:31 PM UTC in So a while ago a girl went missing in my area.
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   What Psycho is trying to tell you all, in his unnecessarily circular and weird kind of way, is that he molested, killed and ate this girl a couple years ago.

   
   
   and not necessarily in that order
6. 2016-07-25 at 7:50 AM UTC in Ok guys i think phase one of my ransomware development is complete.
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   also yeah like merlin said, looks like you're just using the RSA function to generate a 2048 bit key, which is saved as a string and then passed to the AES encoder as a key (in string form) - you'd do better just to randomly generate a 2048char random char string, because I believe the RSA key will come out in BASE64, using only numbers and some uppercase letters
7. 2016-07-25 at 7:44 AM UTC in Ok guys i think phase one of my ransomware development is complete.
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   acquire
   
   I can't read code right now though eyes are bleeding
8. 2016-07-25 at 7:18 AM UTC in I should have called the cops
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   inb4 goilum and golium
   
   and erdogan lel
9. 2016-07-25 at 3:33 AM UTC in Somebody is impersonating me (§m£ÂgØL)
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Mfw alt+255 works on usernames.
   
   

   
   
   
   next step is to make a §m£ÂgØL mask, creep into hydro's house while she's sleeping and wake her up with slaps to the face shouting 'REMEMBER MEEEEEE'
10. 2016-07-25 at 1:54 AM UTC in Gibs me meemz fo me meem Paige
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    more like grinning for a rimming
    
    
    
    
    I know I made more of these dunno where they went
11. 2016-07-24 at 4:48 PM UTC in The concrete enema
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    clopping is my little pony porno, presumably because if a horse were jerking off it'd make a clop clop clop sound
    
    trying to decide whether 'floor tiles' was added as a joke or is actually a thing
12. 2016-07-24 at 4:15 PM UTC in Somebody is impersonating me (§m£ÂgØL)
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    uhhh what does fingerpainting mean

    
    
    
    red fingerpaint
    all over her thighs and, uh, fuckin everything else I guess
    
    I probably still have those screencaps somewhere...
13. 2016-07-24 at 3:58 PM UTC in The concrete enema
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm actually ashamed I know what most of those are
    
    
    mexican sugar dancing though?
14. 2016-07-24 at 3:50 PM UTC in Pokemon Go
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuckin A, I'd heard about the forehead caving but that pokemon bit was fucking hilarious
15. 2016-07-24 at 3:42 PM UTC in Somebody is impersonating me (§m£ÂgØL)
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kreepy fingerpainting
16. 2016-07-24 at 3:19 PM UTC in Somebody is impersonating me (§m£ÂgØL)
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hahahaha I even remember what komo was looking at
17. 2016-07-24 at 3:14 PM UTC in Alex Jones raises hell at The Young Turks set.
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Why do you guys give the Turks TV news shows? You put em all together in ghettos give them minimum wage jobs and let them cook you delicious food. You really have to tame your Turks or they will piss all over the couch.

    
    
    I don't think it's even on tv, it's a youtube thing
18. 2016-07-24 at 6:06 AM UTC in Somebody is impersonating me (§m£ÂgØL)
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah I don't know about this impersonation business but the I like the other §m£ÂgØL better
19. 2016-07-24 at 4:16 AM UTC in Psychotronics R us
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, Bill Krozby got fingerblasted by a Korean dude
20. 2016-07-24 at 2:55 AM UTC in I should have called the cops
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    "I should have called the cops oh oooooohh my quivering shattered asshole!!"
    Call the fucking cops you bitch ass faggot.
    
    That's what's wrong with the world today, all people do is suck cocks and when someone slaps the dong out of their mouth or ass they go "HEY! I WAS SUCKING ON THAT!! WHAT THE FUCK IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
    
    CAR ACCIDENT, CALL THE COPS!.. call the fucking insurance you retard.
    
    IT SMELLS LIKE WEED!!! CALL THE COPS!.. Call febreeze you cunt.
    
    THAT GUY IS SMOKING A METH PIPE ON A PARK BENCH!!!.. CLOSE THE DAMN CURTAIN!!!
    
    police can't solve EVERY problem, learn to man the fuck up and fix your own shitty life or just kill yourself because the police are SICK AND TIRED of you niggers calling the SWAT team every time someone sneezes (literally, it's called SWATTING)
    
    That's why you stupid niggers keep getting shot by the police, STOP FUCKING PHONEING THEM!!!.

    
    
    quality outburst; the triangle surely shines upon thee