Posts by aldra

2017-01-03 at 6:08 AM UTC in [graphic] Brazilian Prison Riot Kills 56

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

have not heard of it. maybe check out escrima; the karambit scene from The Raid 2 was pretty good

2017-01-03 at 4:21 AM UTC in >When you fall asleep eating a cookie a get chocolate all over your sheets

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

you're animorphing into malice

2017-01-03 at 4:19 AM UTC in [graphic] Brazilian Prison Riot Kills 56

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by bling bling http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b80_1430934855

Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-01-03T04:18:23.871061+00:00

wonder if that's a prison-issued jockstrap

2017-01-03 at 4:11 AM UTC in [graphic] Brazilian Prison Riot Kills 56

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by bling bling post sum vids of noobs getting raped and a la nife fiteing gamme

2017-01-03 at 4:06 AM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Our meetup should be here

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/berghain-the-secretive-sex-fueled-world-of-technos-coolest-club-20140206

The air smells of weed, sweat and urine, and next to the bar, a couple of glassy-eyed men in leather harnesses are leaning against each other, absentmindedly putting their hands down each others' pants as strobe lights flash.

sounds about right

2017-01-03 at 3:54 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

funny as that is wet confetti is no fun

write a love letter to the coroner and stuff it down your throat

2017-01-03 at 3:49 AM UTC in [graphic] Brazilian Prison Riot Kills 56

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Drug gangs sparked a prison riot that killed 56 people, with decapitated bodies thrown over prison walls in the bloodiest violence in more than two decades in Brazil's overcrowded penitentiary system, officials said on Monday.

-r00ters

~~dunno if you can embed LL videos, here goes:~~ guess not

Funniest Home Videos Entry:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a7_1483372223

Aftermath:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=469_1483400260

2017-01-03 at 2:37 AM UTC in story snippet

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

had some ideas for a cyberpunk short story but I found I couldn't think of a focus, so I just started writing stuff

The world doesn't sleep anymore.

The lights flicker on with the familiar click of inverters and hum of high-voltage ballast; bright, sterile white washing over the neon filth of the night before. Through the drizzle across the glass wall behind my desk, office windows come to life in rapid succession. Six o'clock, according to the dusty clock sitting to my right.

A clock's not something you see often nowadays - a machine for such a simple, dedicated function seems redundant in a world so interconnected. The sum of all human knowledge at our fingertips and I choose to look to an island from the last century... To the few people who've asked about it, I've said that it's important to have a constant in a world that changes so fast - but if we're being honest, I just find the bright VFD comforting at times like this.

The stimulants are wearing off. My mind has started to wander, but we're getting into that place of diminishing returns where if I redose, my focus will most likely not return.

I turn back to the terminal - the bright screen staring back, cursor blinking expectantly, and pause. The code is nearly complete - I'd been working on it nonstop for the last 12 hours, painstakingly testing and retesting each module before moving onto the next, and I was close to getting paid. This particular piece was a 'theoretical' attack - I was given a small chunk of code and asked to write an attack against it. I never actually met the requester, but if the video transmissions we exchanged weren't completely synthetic, he was an older man with a deep voice who worked for a 'prominent firm', asking for my help to test his security policies and heuristic engines.

I didn't ask for further details. Requests for network penetration testing do not generally require such secrecy or security (the transmissions were excessively encrypted and routed through more compromised nodes than I could feasibly count), and I do not offer them. Espionage was most likely, though targeted attacks against government officials and specific 'persons of interest' were not unheard of - my official stance is that I want as little information as possible, though the timing of some news reports in the past have made such projects' true purpose hard to deny.

Drifting again. It's become impossible to work. I look down at the box of pills, a pseudo-pharmaceutical cocktail pressed into light grey tablets. A combination of old-world amphetamines and the latest cutting-edge nootropics designed to help mitigate the damage they cause, and a neat little lightning bolt cut into the face to show they mean business.

I run my fingers through what little hair I have and close the box. No. I have four days left on the contract and I don't want to make any mistakes.

I stand up and stretch; my body more or less locked in place for the last several hours cracks as it loosens. I close the terminal, it's sleek black lid locking shut, lights flashing for a moment as security policies lock up data as best they can. I grab my coat, steel-grey in the light, and walk out of the apartment - the door loudly locking itself behind me.

2017-01-03 at 2:30 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Lanny lol, I've learned not to expect much from australian media but somehow talking heads on youtube dubs is still surprisingly cheap.

yeah, that one was poetic. apparently the actor who plays Alf Stewart (one of the characters mrdoodleburger constantly dubs over) was personally offended by all the rape dungeon jokes, so A Current Affair invited him (doodleburger) on the show to shame him. he then promptly dubbed over the ACA interview and Alf's TV awards win

2017-01-03 at 2:27 AM UTC in How would you kill yourself?

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

I usually post that 'ripping your head off and skullfucking yourself' thing but realistically, I'll probably make en explosive charge, drive out where it won't hurt anyone and vaporise myself

2017-01-03 at 1:28 AM UTC in Happy new year y'all

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Originally posted by Sophie I wonder what the significance of the props the Cherubim is holding is. Like what does the scythe represent? What does the lamp mean? And why does it have a quiver full of arrows?

not crown nor coin can halt time's flight
or stay the armies of the night
King and villain, golden lad and lass
all answer to the hourglass

2017-01-03 at 1:22 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly "Im fuckin sober!"
"Unless your a fat pregnant slut thats nothing to be proud about"

I love this fucking cocksucker.

haha, the guy's dubbed over a bunch of old TV shows, if you're interested search up mrdoodleburger on youtube. the Hey Dad ones are particularly filthy

2017-01-03 at 1:07 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm a huge cum guzzling cuck

/thread

2017-01-03 at 12:54 AM UTC in I am very smart

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by HateEternal SWIM would get a 1 gallon gas can, fill it with napalm and attach it to a pipe bomb, then find a house with an ongoing children's party, open the front door, light the fuse and toss it inside.

sure thing buddy

2017-01-03 at 12:53 AM UTC in Negative feedback left,

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Sophie Go on Twitter and contact a couple "anonimoose" accounts, for reasons unfathomable they tend to get 2k followers just by virtue of their name.

your typical 'conspiracy theorists' (ie. vaccine autism, mind control fluoride, flat earth etc) tend to get very, very upset if you point out that anonymous is mostly just bored *chan shitposters

2017-01-03 at 12:48 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

g00dluck with that

2017-01-03 at 12:45 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher If you set an iPhone to epoch it will permanently brick it lel

lel

pretty sure it's been fixed, but the bug was that it stored time as epoch internally in an unsigned integer, so if you set the date to before 1970 the phone would eat shit. I remember that because a friend posted it as a 'top tip' on facebook, something like setting your phone's date to far enough in the past and the itunes servers will error and give you firmware upgrades that haven't been released yet

several people tried it and flipped shit - it didn't permanently brick the phone but required a factory reset, so g00dbye anything that hadn't been backed up

2017-01-03 at 12:41 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by Phoenix This is a fucking lie and you know it.

2017-01-02 at 3:08 AM UTC in Darknet Ordering

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

that link in particular I think is likely a scam, not Uncle Leo.

generally they don't bother going after small buyers unless they're relentlessly dumb with personal info, but larger buyers get targeted to try to press them for contacts.

there are a few established and somewhat trusted markets around, no need to take risks without either doing proper research or waiting for independent verification

2017-01-02 at 2:25 AM UTC in Lanny wtf is this.

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

epoch time is best time

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