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2017-01-11 at 1:43 AM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
Originally posted by bling bling
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2017-01-11 at 1:39 AM UTC in Processing javascript with Python & Mechanize?yeah, mechanize is not going to parse client side-scripts, you'll need a browser emulator to do that.
I would probably recommend looking at the dumped pages to see if you can work out how those links are encoded to JS so you can reverse it via string functions - I'm thinking those are your only two options, really. -
2017-01-10 at 4:05 PM UTC in California legalized child prostitutionfuck, I've had to post this so many times lately -
they're decriminalising the child prostituting themself; it's still a crime to solicit or profit/benefit from it in any way. they're still going after pimps, abusive families and people looking to bang kids, they're just not exposing those kids directly to the life-ruining justice system -
2017-01-10 at 3:50 PM UTC in genesis revisited we pack more pistol sThen Jesus asked them, “When I sent you out without purse or bag or sandals, did you lack anything?” “Nothing,” they answered.
“Now, however, He told them, “the one with a purse should take it, and likewise a bag; and the one without a sword should sell his cloak and buy one.
fuck clothes buy guns - jesus -
2017-01-10 at 6:54 AM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.
Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if anyone ever caught drunk driving wound up utilizing a defense that they were mugged and forced to drink a shit load. I wonder how that would play out. I mean if someone DID force you to take a drug and as a result you committed a crime you otherwise wouldn't have, that wouldn't seem right to charge you for it.
I know there was a case where a person murdered their neighbor in the middle of the night and claimed a sleepwalking defense and wound up winning, so I'd imagine it's possible.
I dunno, if burden of proof stays the same, cops would have to prove that you got rekt yourself - witnesses, surveillance footage from a bar etc.
as for sleepwalking that's entirely possible with zolpidem/zopiclone and pals - I'm sure you've heard the stories of people unconsciously going for a drive and plowiing through fences or waking up to a burning house because they tried to bake a cake -
2017-01-10 at 6:44 AM UTC in The Hygiene Myth
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Back in the day soap was just made out of lye
you should go back to basics and bathe in lye
just fill a bathtub -
2017-01-10 at 6:39 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionthis is the kind of thing that makes me consider going to university
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2017-01-10 at 6:27 AM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.also, drug impairment should not be considered a mitigating circumstance to a crime if you willingly took the drug yourself.
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2017-01-10 at 6:26 AM UTC in Its the 0.01% of non functional/criminal drug addicts that give drug use a bad name.
Originally posted by reject I've always thought they should have a separate license for drink driving.
Like you drink a pint and do your test, and if you pass you have another pint, repeat the test, if you pass have another pint and repeat the test, and keep going until you get drunk enough to fail and then measure your BAC and after that you can legally drink drive up to that amount of alcohol in your blood.
It's win win for everyone
I think the ideal system would be to take a blood test when you're issued a license - it's only to verify that you have no drugs in your system and can be destroyed after verification.
once it's been determined that you have no drugs in your system, a brainwave scan and reaction test (dilation after light exposure or some other involuntary effect would be difficult to tamper with) and whatever else are performed with baseline values encoded into your license.
if you're pulled over or caught in a checkpoint police can perform simiilar field tests to determine whether your brain activity is sufficiently impaired (according to predetermined algorithms I guess) compared to your sober baseline.
this would be effective for any drug regardless of whether it's detectable or not and takes differing biology into account since it's based on your own personal baseline -
2017-01-10 at 6:19 AM UTC in what is it called when you do this?
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Being a homo
yeah if you want to avoid getting gay all over you you have to gently close their mouth and hold it closed until they wake up to a lung full of ass -
2017-01-10 at 5:01 AM UTC in Music for tough guys
rapists are tough guys right -
2017-01-10 at 4:28 AM UTC in Hello niggasprotonexus sounds famiiliar, don't think he's an alt
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2017-01-10 at 4:27 AM UTC in Got my old pellet rifle from my parents this thanksgivingyeah skimmed that, I thought he was talking about the pellet gun too.
if it's a knife, yeah I've done the same. depending on what sort of finish you want, you could spend a few hours doing ~80, 240, 400 then take a buffing wheel to it if you really want to smooth it out - just make sure you dip it in cold water every now and then, don't want to ruin the heat treatment. once it's cleaned up you can use gun blue, paint it or force a thin patina with lemon juice or similar to keep the rust off -
2017-01-10 at 4:24 AM UTC in Hello niggas
Originally posted by Clutch I have to register all my firearms that have blades and fixed handles first.
it's funny until you realise victoria actually does have a knives/swords registry -
2017-01-10 at 4:11 AM UTC in How to get as High as its possible to get (with weed)oh right, carry on then. never heard someone say pad before.
would be best if you can calculate how much butter you actually require per gram of plant matter so you can get rekt efficiently -
2017-01-10 at 4:06 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
wish I could get this
tempted to try cooking meth so I can mix it into chocolate, print out the wrappers etc. -
2017-01-10 at 4:05 AM UTC in Got my old pellet rifle from my parents this thanksgivingcloth sandpaper? yeah if you go to the effort of working down the grits you can probably re-blue/anodise/whatever it, a lot of effort though
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2017-01-10 at 4:02 AM UTC in How to get as High as its possible to get (with weed)isn't that just cannabutter? as I understand it most people do that to make the butter for use in other recipes... drinking a bar of raw butter probably isn't the best way to get high, all things considered
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2017-01-10 at 3:57 AM UTC in how have i never done a fucking thing in my lifepoor bundypulse control
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2017-01-10 at 3:56 AM UTC in What are some indicators that drug deal is an undercover/set up?
Originally posted by Actor Another question, how could you arrange a drug deal using a dead-drop without getting busted when you pick up the money/drugs?
print out a shit treasure map and take it with you
then if cops grab you when you're picking it up, tell them you don't know what's in the package - a crackhead gave you the map for some magic beans
