aldra
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that actually does sound like tourettes
to be honest I have trouble reading you; a lot of the stuff you post is so absurd it seems like trolling but it's so consistent that I don't know anymore
aldra
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n______ gonna n__
solve for n
2018-05-16 at 1:53 AM UTC
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The cringe thread
aldra
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I feel kind of bad talking shit about someone dealing with both cancer and chemo, but yeah
talking shit to a mutation, that'll teach it
2018-05-16 at 1:42 AM UTC
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Well fuck
aldra
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he just really likes to correct people from what I gather
aldra
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BORING.
photo's from like 10 years ago when I was still living with my mum and brother; my girlfriend and I had gone to sexpo (like a trade fair for strippers and dildomakers) and come back with a showbag that had that (ridiculous) dildo in it. we got home and didn't think anyone else was there so I thought it'd be funny to give the dog the dildo as a chew toy, so I threw it down the hall. she sprinted after it and disappeared.
30 seconds later I hear "Lucia WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING NO GIVE IT BACK"
turns out my brother was home, just in his room with his headphones on and out of nowhere she trots in and drops her new toy on his lap, wanting him to throw it again
aldra
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I use performance reducing drugs and spend hours trying to work out how to do simple stuff again
degenerate resistance training
aldra
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also I was going to explain where the dildo came from but it's probably funnier if you make up your own backstory
aldra
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She was mostly cattle dog, I thought it was likely given her appearance and how active she was but never knew for sure
2018-05-16 at 1:16 AM UTC
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ATTN: NARCassist
aldra
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you guys can put it in a straw and plug it back and forth