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  1. #21
    That’s a lot of new songs to learn. PM me your favorite two
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I will not burn out.
    I post everyday.
    Its just I have a job now and I have money and friends and I have fun in real life.
    So…
    If burning out means being a responsible adult and enjoying life then yes maybe you are right.
    Just remember I will always have a perfect teen-aged body.

    I had a job last year and hit 20k posts what the fuck did you do for 2017 huh?
  3. #23
    EllariaSand African Astronaut


    Nice try bitches 🔥
  4. #24
    I like your style.
  5. #25
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]


    I miss Enterrrr
  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    those snakes are probably fucking

    also that looks like my mum's last dog except skinnier
  7. #27
    Those snakes are absolutely fucking
  8. #28
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Australia absolutely is an alien place. I wish I had had the chance to stay there longer.
  9. #29
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra also that looks like my mum's last dog except skinnier

  10. #30
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by aldra

    lol what a cute dog though, is he part dingo?
  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING lol what a cute dog though, is he part dildo?

    fixt



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  12. #32
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby dildo
  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ohfralala Those snakes are absolutely fucking

    nah, they're playing twister.



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  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    She was mostly cattle dog, I thought it was likely given her appearance and how active she was but never knew for sure
  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also I was going to explain where the dildo came from but it's probably funnier if you make up your own backstory
  16. #36
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well if its your moms dog



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  17. #37
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    I think we know where dildos come from.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    BORING.

    photo's from like 10 years ago when I was still living with my mum and brother; my girlfriend and I had gone to sexpo (like a trade fair for strippers and dildomakers) and come back with a showbag that had that (ridiculous) dildo in it. we got home and didn't think anyone else was there so I thought it'd be funny to give the dog the dildo as a chew toy, so I threw it down the hall. she sprinted after it and disappeared.

    30 seconds later I hear "Lucia WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING NO GIVE IT BACK"

    turns out my brother was home, just in his room with his headphones on and out of nowhere she trots in and drops her new toy on his lap, wanting him to throw it again
  19. #39
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    She looks so happy though.
  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah right, it was your moms, she prolly used to get it out while having sex sessions with the dog and so the dog started to associate it as a toy for him and your mom to use.



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