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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. The thing about Biden and Harris that strikes me is how performatively they do their roles. They can't connect with people, don't even try. They just to up to the podium and talk out loud because it's what's they seen other people do, so they do it too. It's not organic or real.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest…They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3…"

    No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner.

    I prefer coming home to a mess & a girl playing video games and the meth pipe IS ON THE TABLE which means it was out WHICH MEANS YOU GOT HIGH WITHOUT ME and then the girl says "sorry I was horny and bored :x..." and then I whip out my 9 inch rock and say ARE YA BORED NOW WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT POOKIE AND GET TO SUCKIN WHILE I TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY

    dinner can wait
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  3. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung hiking in Sequoia National Forest.

    Why do you keep making reference to Cali. Just move out here, live on a beach for free. Save your money, wash dishes for extra money and tree diner food and then but the most expensive desert eagle and blow your brains out.
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  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I just don't like talking to them they are always like SER SER SER TEN NINER FOUR GOT A BLACK AND COLOR SEDAN HERE

    They treat weed smokers like garbage they call us junkie brained morons and losers even though it's legal now if they just smelled it back then it was game over they would pester the Frick out of especially teenagers

    I've seen cops grab a kids phone and go through it writing down all the numbers. It's better to just never interact with them
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  5. Originally posted by mmQ Celebrating my birthday with a wide array of festivities.

    Thanks!


    Happy birthday mmQ
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Excellent question u ask op, btw guys full disclosure here I work for a company that sells CRM software and i have a bro beard and gel in my hair ( but I literally think were the best even if I could b biased cuz of that 😂😂🤣 ) so anyways first we have to understand what a parking lot is or as the yanks call it a car park muriel websitter describes a car park lot as an area where cars or other vehicles may be left temporarily. now at first you might be saying "well DUH" but it really says it all if you want to get to the crux of the matter.

    When I was a boy I remember riding with my family in theyre sedan and they would park it ..................

    edit:OMG LITERALLY I GOT LIKE 10 UPVOTES THANK YOU SO OOOOOO MUCH GUYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS DAY
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  7. This was outside work on Friday. Looks in good condition (it wasn't there when I went out at lunchtime)...just the one though. About a month ago someone was shot and found pretty much where the shoe was, The ATF came in asking if we had security cameras that might of recorded it...the shooting not the shoe...perhaps some sort of memorial?

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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by UNSUB Ahhhhhhh Padawan, now you must learn to make it move.

    you've got to stare it down and intimidate it


    for as long as it takes
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  10. Kafka sweaty
    You don’t seem to have those black rings in your eyes, between the colour and the white, a sign of ill health.
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  11. You look like the sultan of some far off desert land whose base currency is crystal meth
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    nice hunter biden cosplay, crack-seeking gaze is 10/10
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You look like you smell sweet and emit healthy vibes. I'm sorry that facial hair only seems to grow on one side of your face but you seem to make it work. Good for you. Roasted
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  14. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what sub_mod would do.

    I think we all know the answer to that question

    Originally posted by Sub_Mod Sub_Mod here,
    I loaned 1k to a married woman who cheated on her husband with me and told me she would leave her husband to be with me. We had sex only two times and she completely quit talking to me and wont return any of my text or calls. I've left several voicemails. What should I do? I'm thinking about going to her place to tell her husband that she is a cheating whore. Should I try calling her again and let her know this is what I'm going to do if she doesn't give me back the money?
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  15. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by aldra can you ask your friend what this means


    It means Strawberry Fields Forever
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  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A fox can tunnel under that in 40 minutes.

    40 MIN MY ASS, A FOX WILL SPEND 35 MIN OF EVERY 40 MIN LOOKING AROUND FOR DANGER
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He's actually pretty smart. He's went to great lengths to keep the foxes out, but they always eventually find a way in, either by digging directly under the enclosure, or squirming through a crack in the roof. They can even undo locking mechanisms.

    Would you say your friend is being "outfoxed" by these lockpicking foxes?
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've got to build a chicken coop really fucking soon because they're getting too big for my basement. I started a 2 pallet sized floor on cinderblocks then got frustrated because I couldn't find a Dewalt charger for my saw. I've got 30 fucking Milwaukee chargers and other ones but no fucking Dewalt ffs. Now this thread reminded me I forgot to get a charger today. THE PAIN JUST KEEPS PILING ON AT THE EXPENSE OF MY CHICKENS
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    My eating window just opened and Butt butt made chicken boobs seasoned to perfection with baked tato and I made salads ❤️

    *Yummy times activate*
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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sometimes when I fart I scream, "Oh shit!! That was definitely blood!!"


    Just to keep people on their toes
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