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2019-09-25 at 5:04 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentYeah. Like two different bfs but same pussy. Seems like shit might get weird. :)
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2019-09-25 at 5 AM UTC in ITT we write a story.Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town
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2019-09-25 at 4:59 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐sunu
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2019-09-25 at 4:18 AM UTC in Im gonna make ยงmยฃรgรL printed toilet paperIts for my vagina
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2019-09-25 at 3:40 AM UTC in Mud hole manpleasures for some
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2019-09-24 at 11:27 PM UTC in Impossible Whopper
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2019-09-24 at 9:42 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..oh my god the diahhrea pills are kicking in and im starting to feel high, i just hope they don't kill me they get deadly at 200mg i took 192
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2019-09-24 at 9:41 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I went to a psychologist I about told off in front of her pupil, I kind of did actually, I got pretty testy with her and she anxiously shoved like 20 pamphlets and dvd's at me and REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted me to sign a release to my psychiatrist her notes as to why all of my meds are wrong and she's right and they should all be changed and didn't even mention if or when I should come see her again because she obviously knew I hated her and then I walked out without signing the release the second she started walking back to the room, my lord I have I never seen such a control freak, she was really disrespectful and I didn't come to a PSYCHOLOGIST to talk about meds anyway I don't fucking care what somebody who can't prescribe meds because they;ve never been to MED school cares about meds she took my money and wasted 8 hours of my life
some people arent smart enough to dish out those rational black pills family -
2019-09-24 at 9:23 PM UTC in I got fired from my job too :(
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2019-09-24 at 9:20 PM UTC in This is your future if we don't exterminate the jhews
Originally posted by mmQ WE saved her? Did you both jump in to rescue her or just your friend? Is it really called Tricky river? Was the girl so stupid that she couldn't just swim to the bank and get herself out ?
Auto correct.. Trucky River
I offered a narrow stick for the others to chain up and waste deep pull her in. Undertows and what not .. It was the first thing I could find..I'm not a strong swimmer ๐ -
2019-09-24 at 7:41 PM UTC in This is your future if we don't exterminate the jhews
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2019-09-24 at 7:05 PM UTC in I got fired from my job too :(
Originally posted by mmQ Is that a native American wearing a big ass headdress emoji? That makes sense.
What's a fucking swamp cake ? A crab cake? A friend Lilly pad ? Fried I mean.
Yes, it is, and yes it does.
It's boudin with crab and spinach sauce. Learn to make it and serve it on a lily pad, then demand it on the menu. You'll be a hero. -
2019-09-24 at 6:49 PM UTC in I got fired from my job too :(No, I call those cheese tits. Fucking dumbass.
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2019-09-24 at 6:33 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐Sometimes i make my bed while im still in it and then slip out of it all clandestinely.
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2019-09-24 at 6:18 PM UTC in Got hit on by some boomer
Originally posted by 8stringflinG Funny how that works.
I've been groped by men too in public but they always back off when you say something.
But both women who did it to me didnt stop when I said something. Like they dont have that same precaution or fear, and think they cant POSSIBLY give unwanted attention because they've got a pussy.
I mean I feel guilty even walking behind a girl at night because I know she's worried about that shit. In Taiwan I 'followed' a girl from the train (we were in the same train cab too right next to each other) to her house which just fucking happened to be around the corner from my hotel. Like maybe 10 shops down. Idk if you have seen how asian cities are built but it was like 3 dark alleys of turning from the main street, which made it even worse. I remember her looking back and walking faster, probably thinking some foreigner was gonna rape her. Not that she wasn't justified but I shouldn't feel guilty for just trying to get back to my place. If I was a woman it wouldn't have bothered her.
Double standards shit both ways.
I've been groped by men in public but I've been hit on in the creepiest ways in bathrooms / stores... It didn't really bother me I just shook my head no. I was molested when I was 5 by an older boy but he wasn't a man.
But yeah a couple years ago I was really krunk walking down the street from the asian store and this guy kept looking back at me as if i was going to just a cock up his hole, he looked nervous and it was like middle afternoon broad day light busy street so I grabbed his ass while passing him just make light of the situation to difuse it and I said "hey bud, you need to calm down I wasn't looking to play grab ass" and he giggled and smiled he was like "mmmmmm.." and I just kept walking.
Besides that the most "rapey" thing I've done in public wasn't even that bad but I was walking to the azn store really drunk and I saw this girl walking out who'd Id been talking to online but we didn't meet up for whatever reason and she said "Doug is that you?" and I just walked right up to her and grabbed her and just started forcing my tounge down her throat and she started moaning and we went at it for like 5 seconds but she shoved me and was like get off of me, I'll call you tomorrow.
It was pretty hott, I'm passionate, passionate man.
This girl I worked with was really cute a total tom boy she's inspired story "running away from amy" she was always hitting me and "body checking me" and making really perverted jokes that were pretty funny i just didn't feel it at the time being hungover that early in the morning, but yeah one day she body checked me and she hit me into the wall knocking the phone off the wall and everyone laughed. that night she came in on roller skates and I kicked her in the ass and she fell over in front of a bunch drunk dudes and they started yelling "this dude just hit a girl!!!" she had to tell them I'm her friend and to cool it. -
2019-09-24 at 6 PM UTC in A list of good things about niggers
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2019-09-24 at 5:52 PM UTC in A list of good things about niggers
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2019-09-24 at 1:09 PM UTC in Technologist believes the "official" 9/11 narrativeHeather saw jet fuel melt the steel beams
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2019-09-24 at 12:15 PM UTC in List of degenerates on this website
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2019-09-24 at 11:50 AM UTC in I am so sick and tired of Americans talking about their conditional AOCcame for Alexandria ocasio Cortez, didnt read and still felt ripped off